THE IDIOT TEST ANSWERS

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Answers:

  1. Yes.

  2. One.

  3. All of them (12).

  4. The beggar is her sister.

  5. He can't be buried if he isn't dead.

  6. 6

  7. No -- because he is dead.

  8. They aren't playing each other.

  9. 70

  10. White. The house is at the North Pole so it is a polar bear.

  11. 2

  12. 50 cent piece and a nickel. (One is a nickel, the *other* one isn't.)

  13. The match.

  14. Half-way, then he's running out of the woods.

  15. 1 hour.

  16. 9

  17. None -- Noah took them on the ark, not Moses.

  18. Meat.

  19. 12

  20. The same as it is now. (Bill Clinton)

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