| One day a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to her son
playing with his new electric trains in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches
who want off, get the hell off now because this is the last stop. All
of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train
now because we are leaving." The mother went into the living room and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now go to your room for two hours. When you come down, you may play with your trains as long as you use proper language." Two hours later, the mother was still working in the kitchen when her son comes out of his room and resumes playing with his trains. The train stopped and the mother heard, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. For those of you just boarding, we ask you to store your luggage under the seat in front of you and we hope you thoroughly enjoy your trip. For those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, please see the stupid fucking bitch in the kitchen..." |
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