Ten Little Gavins feeling fine
One got too high and then there were nine
Nine little Gavins messing with fate
One fell off the stage and then there were eight
Eight little Gavins on their way to heaven
One got lost and then there were seven
Seven little Gavins in those Rolling Stone pix
I accidentally cut ones head off and then there were six
Six little Gavins trying to stage dive
One got attacked by mad chicks and then there were five
Five little Gavins repeating the line "I am a whore"
One got taken literally and then there were four
Four little Gavins playing with me
I must have been dreaming cos there were actually three
Three little Gavins playing a kazoo
One got sucked in and then there were two
Two little Gavins, what could be more fun?
One fell off the bed and then there was one
One little Gavin laying on my bed
When I entered the room, I dropped dead