Dave Grohl and Billy Corgan's Encounter with Gavin Rossdale

Two friends were walking down a street,
The street was deserted so there was no one to meet.
The two men were Dave and Billy,
The air was cold, so they were chilly.

Suddenly, out from the shadows lept a monsterous thing,
"Oh no it's a hideous monster!" yelled Dave.
Billy replied, "No, it's something worse! Gavin, the guy who can't sing!"
They were both terribly disturbed so all they could do was wave.

"You guys suck! Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful," Gavin said.
Dave kicked him and replied, "You're just mad because you wet the bed."
"No I'm not, you guys are insane!"
"Shut up!" Dave yelled, and kicked him again.

Billy punched him and yelled, "You're pathetic, you copy Kurt!"
"Okay you guys, I'm really hurt!"
Dave said, "You're not worth the effort anymore."
Billy agreed, "Yeah, that was beginning to become a bore."

Dave said, "Don't make fun of us, or we'll kick your ass again."
Billy suggested, "Let's get going, it looks like rain."
Gavin limped back into the shadows alone,
Dave and Billy continued on their way home.

From: Katherine