You Might Be A Dairy Farmer...
If you know the price of milk per hundred weight but not by the gallon.
If the medicine cabinet contains a container of Bag Balm.
If you've ever gotten an award for fat (and were proud of it).
If your idea of a power lunch is a sandwich on a tractor.
If your idea of a neighborhood watch is someone calling you to let you know your heifers are out.
If you have more than a dozen cats.
If your idea of overnite delivery is pulling a calf at three in the morning.
If you can remember the name of every cow on your farm but the names of your children elude you.
If manure is a dinner table topic.
If your backyard ends at an electric fence.