1. You ever had the urge to wear a t-shirt and sport coat.
2. You've engaged in the argument of Gobots Vs. Transformers.
3. You heard about Friday the 13th part four and remember thinking it was going a bit far.
4. You've slow danced to More Than Words or Eternal Flame.
5. Gump was great, but when's he gonna do the Bosom Buddies movie?
6. Embrace of the Vampire fulfilled a lifelong dream.
7. A movie on tv just doesn't work without a big metal HBO swirling in from space before it.
8. Cloak and Dagger didn't seem too far fetched.
9. Every time you go into a bar you check for the elusive Funky Cole Medina.
10. You wore anything that glows in the dark.
11. By '87 you had almost given up on finding out what happened to Marty McFly's kids.
12. An hour after you first smelled Petchoulli you finally placed the aroma to your old Stinkor Masters of the Universe Figure.
13. You still wonder how Booker got his own show.
14. You looked for a friend with a parent who'd take you to Robocop.
15. You had a metal Lunchbox.
16. Any time someone says "Okay, here's the situation..." you finish the verse.
17. Morgan Freeman will always be that guy from Electric Company.
18. You've had a hankerin' for a hunk of cheese.
19. You started wearing jeans like `The Boss.'
20. You know who I mean when I say `The Boss.'
21. You saw at least one Police Academy movie in the theater.
22. Dad was arrested in a Cabbage Patch fist fight.
23. At some point Jams seemed cool.
24. Knowing was half the battle.
25. There was just something about those Doublemint Twins.
26. You have an automatic response to "Who you gonna call?"
27. Twisted Sister seemed like bad-asses.
28. V ever gave you a nightmare.
29. You WANTED Rowdy Roddy Piper to make movies.
30. The National Anthem would come on tv late at night, and you got really creeped out.
31. There were still stations that went off the air at 2AM instead of showing infomercials all night.
32. You did a book report on Superfudge.
33. You watched Wonder Years because it was topical.
34. You actually care when someone tells you news about David Lee Roth.
35. The only thing you knew about London was that is was the home of Dangermouse.
36. Your shoes fastened with Velcro.
37. You had a Swatch.
38. Every time Just One of the Guys is on, you can't help but watch it.
39. You've always wanted to taste something a Doozer built, even though it was made out of radishes.
40. Eight movies in one building? What a concept!
41. You've had a problem, and didn't know how to contact the A-Team or the Bloodhound Gang.
42. To this day you insist all video adventure games are based on Pitfall.
43. Any time you hear roll call you listen for "Beuller...Beuller"
44. You never understood why Skippy didn't just give up on Mallory.
45. You can name the subtitles to the Elm Street movies.
46. The first time you went to court, you were let down because the judge wasn't as wacky as Harry Anderson.
47. You watched a Andrew McCarthy movie just to see if he blinked.
48. You'd give anything for that awesome pen from Picture Pages.
49. You know the Simpsons is a spinoff.
50. 99 male Smurfs + 1 female Smurf = a long talk with Mom & Dad.
51. You were diagnosed with Pac-Man Fever.
52. You recall hearing about Saturday Night Live on Monday.
53. Roger Moore is your favorite Bond.
54. Seymour Goldthorpe is your favorite Roger Moore.
55. You check your beer bottles for mice.
56. You tried putting your fingertips together to stop time.
57. You still recall all the hype over FOX finally adding a second night of programming.
58. Smirnoff Vodka. What a country!
59. You spent a week (average) in the band Menudo.
60. You wanted to join the Air Force, shoot pool, or at least have your parents go out of town.
61. You wanted to learn to dance...dirty!
62. Pee-Wee Herman got so much cooler after the theater incident.
63. Star Wars defense system? COOL!
64. "Oh, Yeah" by Yello is a classic in your book.
65. You couldn't wait for New Coke.
66. You couldn't wait for Coke Classic.
67. Burger King had you looking for Herb, the guy who never had a Whopper.
68. Lions Vs. Cars: the better Voltron?
69. Computer games hit their peak at Oregon Trail.
70. You know all three rules of a Mogwai.
71. You were either Rad or Thrashin'.
72. You remember when R.E.M. really was alternative.
73. You remember when Metallica wasn't.
74. You avoided the Noid.
75. Breakdancing seemed like a legitimate form of artistic expression, rather than a spastic fit.
76. The extent of programming you knew was LOAD "*",8,1
77. Michael Jackson seemed kind of tough.
78. The legend of the Wookelar haunts you to this day.
79. Sure, the commercials are funny, but can Ernest carry a whole movie?
80. You still refer to John Mellencamp as `Cougar.'
81. You wanted a real Johnny 5.
82. Return Of Bruno is in your record collection.
83. You feel like you really know John Cusack.
84. Twister starred big brother Chet. You know, Hudson!
85. The only shows in syndication were Get Smart, Gilligans Island, Andy Griffith, Brady Bunch, and Three's Company, and every single channel had them.
86. You remember the days when any given issue of Tiger Beat had a Corey or a Kirk on the cover.
87. In Generations, you wondered how Cameron Frye got his own Starship Enterprise.
88. You know the song this list's title is based on.