:

The Paoli Peaks ski resort in Southern Indiana had to close on
account of unseasonably warm weather. . . .

Flocks of seagulls – maybe a thousand birds in all – invaded a
lake near Terre Haute.
                                                    [courtesy Columbus Republic]

bethwhel.jpg South Bend's most wanted: Jamie Melendez, WF, 5'10", 110 lbs, DUI, endangerment; Joshua Rohrer, WM, 5'10",190 lbs, sexual misconduct; Elizabeth Whelan, WF, 5'5", 150 lbs, meth (Michiana Crime Stoppers)

A 69° temperature was the highest on
record for Christmas in Louisville.       [courtesy Courier-Journal]

zemondri.jpg Lexington's most wanted: Zemondric Hall (left) and Jeremiah Burnham (r.), "featured fugitives of the week," BM, 20, 5'8", 145 lbs (l), 152 lbs (r), burglary; Robert Emory, WM, 30, 201 lbs, mobery; Kimberly Hyatt, WF, 47, 5'6", 165 lbs, distraction; James Gates,BM, 34, 6'0", 140 lbs, bumping people in crowds ; Jamonte Robertson, BM, 20, 5'8", 150 lbs, bumping people in crowds ; Darius Wade, BM, 26, 5'10", 165 lbs, bumping people in crowds (pulled kicking & screaming from the Herald-Leader)

Jennifer Morris, –––––––––> of Paducah, was charged with cruelty for  dragging a dog be- hind her car. . . . Six more slain horses were found n Floyd County.                         [courtesy LEX18]

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jeramier.jg Arrested in Abilene (Texas, not Kansas): Jeramie David Brooks, WM, 29, 5'9", 220 lbs,endangering a child; Sidney Mae Hernandez, HF, 19, 4'11", 120 lbs, injury to a child; Stephanie Dawn Baird a/k/a Thronburgh-Baird, WF, 38, 5'2", 140 lbs, tattoos - right wrist, flowers, "69"; right arm, goddess, left arm, God & arrow; back, taffy & frog, identity theft, fraud; Jesse Lee Edwards, WM, 32, 5'8", 178 lbs, tattoos- l. arm Gemini, rt. leg mushroom rt. arm "Jesus", probation violation (opiates) (Abilene Crime Stoppers, Sedgwick County (Kansas) Sheriff)

villaral.jpg Locked up in San Angelo (by the Tom Green County, Texas, Sheriff): Tyler Caughron, 21, mj.; Casey Villareal, 28, forgery; Yolanda Vasquez, 28, theft; Dawnelle Beavers, 43, DUI; Lei Blakeney, 28, family assault; Tutanya Gasaway, 23, theft; Crystal Garcia, 26, c.s.; Pamela Ramirez, 18, m.j.

mikeephi.jpg Wanted in Wichita Falls (Texas, not Wichita, Kansas): Ailliam Anderson, WM, 46, 5'11", 155 lbs, bond forfeiture (controlled substances); Mikee Phillips, BF, 34, 5'5" ,105 lbs, theft; Kristen Burross, WF, 37, 5'7", 170 lbs (nearly a Yorksire hog), p.v.(c.s.); Danielle Davilla, HF, 20, 4'11", 170 lbs (surely a Yorkshire hog), theft; Damian Sheppard, BM, 29, 5'7", 165 lbs, probation viol. (family assault) (Wichita Falls Crime Stoppers)

DISCUSSION GROUP:    Don't  forget!  Readers interested in intellectu- al dissection of important current events  are  in- vited  to  attend the Weekly World News Round Table   at  the  offices  of   Borf   Books  outside Brownsville,  Kentucky,  just  after church every Sunday. Guest speakers lined up for meetings in the near future include the ghost of  Amelia  Ear- hart.

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Publiua Leget wrote Sun 12/15/19 @ 10:03 CST:

OK, Bubba, what is "plethory"?

"Plethora" is not only a profusion or overabundance of
something;  it means also a bodily condition character-
ized by an excess of blood and marked by turgescence
and a florid complexion.  And  "plethory"  is a mental
condition, criminally punishable in some jurisdictions,
in which the bearer purposely induces plethora.    – Ed.


Stephen Yates wrote Sun 12/15/19@14:20:01 PM CST
re the "penis fish" (a/k/a "innkeeper worms"):

I'm disappointed that it was not pussy fish that washed up.

J. Ewing wrote Sun 12/15/19@19:01 EST:

Afraid you'll have to "go down deep" to get to a sea
creature that look like a vagina.   However, it looks
kinda scary, and an encounter with it might be pain-
ful.  And that red spot on it might signal STD. .But
here are some more great graphics of the former.

The Allen County zoning board,  on a 4-1 vote,  denied a
petition for a 3,648-grave Muslim cemetery south of Fort
Wayne over complaints by neighbors, including two radio
stations. . . .

A Newton County farm worker was sentenced to a year of
probation for abusing calves. . . .

The city of Gary was renaming Virginia Street Malcolm X
Boulevard.
                                              [courtesy Columbus Republic]

banasiev.jpg South Bend's most wanted: Keith Anderson, BM, 5'6" 205 lbs, probation violation (robbery, meth, resisting, mj); Eleanor Easton, BF, 5'8", 105 lbs, coke; Brian Banasiewic, WM, 5'8", 170 lbs, theft (Michiana Crime Stoppers)

antonish.jpg robedown.jpg Lexington's most wanted (dragged kicking and screaming from the Herald-Leader): Kelvin Jackson, BM (or Chinese?), 23, 5'7", 150 lbs, 'featured fugitive of the week', intimidating a witness, impersonating an officer, stalking; Gregory Crowe, WM, 5'8", 125 lbs, ; Nicholas Davidson, WM, 40, 5'10", 150 lbs, ; Cody White, WM, 27, 5'9", 160 lbs, ; Shawn Levasseur, WM, 39, 5'10", 180 lbs, ; Robeon Downs, BM, 19, 5'9", 145 lbs,

Thirteen horses were murdered in Floyd County near the
Pike County line in Eastern Kentucky. . . .

The Tribe Animal Sanctuary in Louisville rescued four pigs,
all less than a year old and all underweight, from a home in
Indiana where they were about to be fed to a pet lion. . . .

A stolen car with a 13-month-old child inside crashed on I-
65 south of Louisville while being  chased  by  police  (the
child was not injured).
                                                                    [courtesy LEX18]

avelinoc.jpg Wanted by FBI Avelino Gonzalez-Claudio

demarcus.jpg Wanted in Waco: DeMarcus Sashun Carr, BM, 25, 6'1", 185 lbs, probation viol. (assault); Sheronaka Wormley, BF, 42, 5'8", 160 lbs, unauthorized absence from jail; José Piedra, HM, 30, 5'10", 189 lbs, prob. viol. (assault); Jack Lynn Deiterman, WM,,47, 5'7", 195 lbs, meth; Lena Hayes, WF, 57, 4'11", 240 lbs, Yorkshire hog, theft, criminal trespass; Jakeem C. Hoffman, BM, 27, 5'8", 165 lbs, unauthorized absence from jail (City of Waco)

antrekar.jpg Wanted in Wichita Falls (Texas, not Wichita, Kansas): Marcos Skinner, HM, 35, 5'6", 203 lbs, bond forf.; Patricia Moore-Bright, WF, 43, 5'9", 120 lbs, prob. viol. (con. sub.); Kevin L. Coward, BM, 53, 6'0", 220 lbs, evading ar. Antreka Rucker, BF, 25, 5'5", 125 lbs, prob. viol. (forgery); Benito Rodriguez, HM, 43, 5'8", 150 lbs, prob. vi. (c.s.); (Texoma's most wanted fugitives of the week, Wichita Falls Crime Stoppers)

A woman's Pomeranian with a leash too long  failed  to get on her a-
partment building's elevator with her in Houston, Texas, and another
apartment dweller managed to free it from the leash caught in the el-
evator doors. . . . A 9-year-old girl was struck and killed by her own
school bus after she got off it in Bethesda, Maryland. . . . An off-du-
ty policeman trying to pick up a 12-year-old girl waiting on a school
bus in Euclid, Ohio, peed all over her, from head to toe, when she re-
fused (and he videoed it all on his cell phone). . . .The Trump admin-
stration forbade the Centers for Disease Control to use the following
words and phrases in its next budget request:  "vulnerable,"  "entitle-
ment," "diversity," "transgender," "fetus," "evidence-based" and "sci-
ence-based." . . .  A German shepherd chased a cat up a tree in Lath-
rop,  California,  and had to be rescued from the three by the fire de-
partment. . . . A radio show was canceled in Denver, Colorado, after
the host wished for "a nice school shooting" to interrupt coverage of
"the never-ending impeachment of Donald Trump."

                                                           [courtesy Harper's, LEX18, AP]

errickal.jpg Wanted in Wichita (Kansas, not Withita Falls, Texas): Jesse Leotis Stevens, WM, 40, 5'9", 180 lbs, felon with firearm; Erricka Nicole Todd, BF, 44, 5'9", 140 lbs, aggr. vattery; Norman Jackson, a/k/a Gerald W. Jackson, BM, 62, 5'8", 168 lbs, child abuse (Sedgwick County Sheriff); Arrested in Abilene (Texas, not Kansas): Amber Dawn Speels, BF, 28, 5'4", 115 lbs, stalking; Frank Antonio Esparza, HM, 25, 6'0", 230 lbs, meth (Abilene Crime Stoppers)

Newtown High School won the Connecticut football champ-
ionship on the 7th anniversary of the Sandy Hook massacre.

cussonjn.jpg Locked up in San Angelo (by the Tom Green County, Texas, Sheriff): John Cusson-Walker, 20, mail theft; Rosamaria Ramirez, 46, parole violation; Maegan Gonzalez, 45, family violence Chelsy Cuellar, 28, felon w/firrearm; Bianca Valencia, 34, card abuse; Cecilia Terriquez, 18, Dangerous drug; Rusty White, 29, theft; Tara Leaming, 42, burglary

DISCUSSION GROUP:    Don't  forget!  Readers interested in intellec- tual dissection of important current events are invited  to  attend  the  Weekly  World  News Round  Table  at  the offices  of  Borf  Books outside  Brownsville,  Kentucky,   just   after church every Sunday.  Guest  speakers  lined up  for  meetings  in the  near  future  include this guy whining "Meowy Christmas":                                       Felix Navidad ––––>

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Constance Comment wrote Sun 12/1/19 re Fred Dean's letter
beginning "What, pray, is . . . ":

I didn't say think anyone used this word  any  more  in
this sense – except  me.  Pray, tell, do other others like
us?

Tell, pray:  What,  pray,  sir,  is a "Coggins"? . . . And what,
pray,  is "an ex-sister-in-law"? . . . Pray, sir, just what is mo-
bery? . . . and, "Pray, sir, what hath God wrought?"
                                                                                  – Editor

Publius Leget wrote Sun 12/8/19 @08:15 CST: That was one mean-looking lacrosse player   in  your  sports  section  last week. Oh, yeah?  Here's another look –––––––––>                                                             – Editor Leonard Simon wrote Mon 12/9/19 @13.08 CST:           I'm  getting  confused.   You reported           last Sunday that, according to the Na-           tional Enquirer,  the  "Queen's  secret           lover"  was  "Prince Andrew's real fa-           ther."    And  two  weeks  earlier  that           Prince Charles  told Prince Harry  he           was  not  his  dad,    according  to the           Globe.  And  there's  an  issue  of  In           Touch out now stating  that  Andrew           is telling the truth  about Harry's dad.

lacrossi.jpg "It's part of my purpose to share the lessons I've learned" Kristen Kjellman Marshall, '07, vice president of business development as we played

          Is Prince Philip or Prince Charles the father of any of these royal in-
          grates?  I worry about little Archie.

Actually  we are expecting a headline in next week's  National  Examiner
reporting that both Philip  and Charles,  and Prince Harry  and Prince An-
drew,  are and were impotent.    – Editor

The state driver's manual, already published in Spanish (and Eng-
lish),  will now be published also in Arabic,  Burmese,  Mandarin
and  Chin  as the result of a discrimination suit brought by the im-
migrant group Neighbor to Neighbor (and the ACLU). . . .

                                                         [courtesy Columbus Republic]

brayshan.jpg South Bend's most wanted (yes, they're back!) Jimmy Brown, BM, 6'0", 180 lbs, naarcotics; William Burns, WM, 5' 6", 240 lbs, check fraud; Haley Grreco,5'8", 130 lbs, narcotics; Billy Graham, WM, 5'8", 140 lbs, residential entry; Brayshawn White, BM, 6'3", 185 lbs, robbery (Michiana Crime Stoppers)

State Representative Karlee Macer, of Indianapolis, filed a bill to
make sex without consent a crime (rape is defined in current law
as sex compelled by force or threat of force or if the victim is un-
aware or mentally disabled  and can’t give consent.   Macer  was
already working on a bill to raise the age of consent  from  16  to
17 when she learned of the rape law  requisites  and  that the law
did not define consent. . . .

A Starvation Army penny bucket full of cash  was stolen from the
front of a JCPenney store in Plainfield between 5:15 and 6 p.m.on
Wednesday.
                                                        [Merry Christmas from LEX18]

mohawkx2.jpg Oak Hill Rd. Stop Don't Stop

        This is the intersection of Carder Street,  on  the  left  (a southwest extension of
        Mohawk Street) and Oak Hill Road, on the right (formerly Mohawk Road) at a
        southern corner of Brownsville (for a mapperly view, go here and click the plus
        sign once on the graphic, and then once more to see how Carder Street becomes
        Mohawk Street as you go further into town).   It appears that at least one or two
        of  those living south and west of the intersection  in  Brownsville  believe  they
        should have the right of way  (the sign on Carder Street, on the left,  now  reads,
        graffitily,  "Don't  STOP").   But  Mohawk  Road  used  to have the right of way;
        the stop sign on the right is the new one.

stopside.jpg Stop Ahead

          And it appears that at least someone out in the
          County thinks that  Oak  Hill  Road  (formerly
          Mohawk  Road)   still should have the right of
          way,  as  the  warning  sign  saying  "STOP A-
          HEAD" has been twisted to make the message
          invisible to motorists on the road.
                                                                 [an Edmon-
          son County exclusive from Tabloid Headlines]

josebrav.jpg Lexington's most wanted (they're back, too); The "featured fugitives of thw week" are Jose Bravo, HM, 21. 5'10", 160 lbs, and Amanda Melgar, WF, 40, 5'11", 130 lbs, burglary; Larry Dunaway, WM, 5'9", 230 lbs, upside down ears; Daniel Roberts II, WM, 28, 5'6", 140 lbs., riding motorcycle through kid's birthday party in city park; Ashley Beaty, WF, 35, 5'3", Yorkshire hog, asleep at the wheel; David Conner Jr., WM, 40, 6'5", 190 lbs, reckless driving (too tall to see through minivan windshield) (pulled kicking and screaming from the Herald-Leader)

"Some Kentuckians outraged by pardons issued by former Gov. Matt Bevin."

[headline on the LEX18 news web site:  The pardons were issued by Ken-
 tucky GOVERNOR Bevin,  not "former" Gov. Bevin.  He was still in of-
 fice,  awaiting his successor's inauguration, when he issued the pardons –
 Editor, Tabloid Headlines]

 

josebrav.jpg Lexington's most wanted (they're back, too); The "featured fugitives of thw week" are Jose Bravo, HM, 21. 5'10", 160 lbs, and Amanda Melgar, WF, 40, 5'11", 130 lbs, burglary; Larry Dunaway, WM, 5'9", 230 lbs, upside down ears; Daniel Roberts II, WM, 28, 5'6", 140 lbs., riding motorcycle through kid's birthday party in city park; Ashley Beaty, WF, 35, 5'3", Yorkshire hog, asleep at the wheel; David Conner Jr., WM, 40, 6'5", 190 lbs, reckless driving (too tall to see through minivan windshield) (pulled kicking and screaming from the Herald-Leader)

monicamu.jpg Locked up in San Angelo (by the Tom Green County,, Texas, Sheriff): Monica Muñoz, 39, c.s.; Erica Barron, 29, theft, mj; Emily Stanford, 20, theft; Maria Martiarena, 24, DWOL; Sherina Hunt, 46, c.s.; Misty Andrade, 29, fam. assault, drug parapernalia; Jade Wood, 20, auto theft; Koryn Webb, 28, marijuana

The Apostrophe Protection Soci- ety  has shut down  because  "ig- norance and laziness  have won" (the photo at right is from Birm- ingham,  England).  .  .  .  Steve Harvey  blamed  his telepromp- ter  for causing him to wrongly identify  the winner  of the  Na- tional Costume contest  at  this

year's Miss Universe pageant (he made a similar mistake in announcing
Miss  Universe  herself in 2015). . . .  Someone's overdose of Axe body
spray caused the evacuation of a school bus in Manatee County,  Flori-
da. . . . The new "nonbinary" meaning of "they" was declared Merriam-
Webster's new word of the year. .  .  .  A 71-year-old Japanese man was
arrested for making  24,000 customer complaint calls  to his cell phone
company because he could not get his phone to play the radio. . . .  The
Federal Court of Appeal of Canada upheld revenuers' refusal to register
the Church of Atheism of Central Canada as a charity saying the not-for-
profit corporation failed to prove it  was  a  religion. . . . Appleton,  Wis-
consin,  was found the drunkest city in the  United  States,  followed  by
Oshkosh, Green Bay and Madison, Wisconsin,  and  Fargo, North Dako-
ta,  in that order.  Here are the  top  20,  including eight more in Wiscon-
sin and one more in North Dakota (Grand Forks).   Other states with cit-
ies in the top 20  were  Iowa (with 2),  Minnesota,  Nebraska,  Montana,
and Oregon (how did Idaho get out of the chain?). . . . Greta  Thunberg
was named "person of the year" by Time magazine  ("ridiculous of the
year" by the President). . . . The police department of Chesapeake, Vir-
ginia, with sponsorship from the Chesapeake Jubilee Committee, Ches-
apeake Crime Line, Kroger and others was was giving turkeys  to  mo-
torists in lieu of tickets on Friday the 13th  ("if the circumstances of the
stop and the demeanor of the driver allowed") – "Run the stop and call
your cop!" . . . Thousands of penis fish washed up on Drakes Beach in
California  (there's great video, but it's too dirty to show directly in Tab-
loid Headlines).  .  .  .  Canadian salmon  farmers  rescued a bald eagle
from the jowls of an octopus off Vancouver Island.

                                              [courtesy Harper's, LEX18, J. Ewing, AP]

A runner in a foot race in Savannah,  Georgia,  apologized
for groping a female reporter on live TV.

castillo.jpg Yes, they're back! Wanted in Wichita Falls (Texas, not Wichita, Kansas) (Texoma's most wanted fugitives of the week): Tyler Ray Castillo, HM, 20, 5'7", 117 lbs, probation viol. (burg.); Barbara Sue Parker, HF, 52, 5'2",  160 lbs, auto theft; Lucas Azier Prayer, BM, 6'5", 200 lbs, burglary, organized crime; Kayla Renée Smith, WF, 33, 5'3", 120 lbs, bond forf. (credit card abuse); Joshua Michael Ranjel, HM, 32, 5'8", 160 lbs, bond forfeiture (c.s.) (Wichita Falls Crime Stoppers)

sofialet.jpg wanted in Wichita (Kansas. not Wchita Falls, Texas): Weston C. Edwards, WM, 27, 6'2", 240 lbs, narcotics; Sofia Leticia Talavera, WF, 31, 5'5", 180 lbs (Yorkshire hog), probation violation; Maurois Williams, BM, 37, 5'7", 210 lbs, tattoos, both arms, prob. viol (Sedgwick County Sheriff)

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Bruce Mitchell wrote Son 12/1/19 @22:00 PST re last week's

   A University of Mississippi receiver pretended to urinate  like  a
   dog  in  celebration  of a touchdown with 4 seconds to go against
   Mississippi  State,  his team was penalized 15 yards for the extra
   point and the kicker missed, leaving Michigan State the victor at
   21-20. 

How did Michigan State get in this game?  Were they host
to the original dog pisser?

Thanks for the heads-up.  Mississippi State, not Michigan State.    – Ed.

A judge ruled in favor of Crown Hill Cemetery  in Indianapolis  a-
gainst exhumation of John Dillinger's body. . . .

Police were looking for the Grinch in Whitestown. . . .

Two cars collided with the same train in Brownsburg.  While work-
ers were clearing the tracks of the first car, in which there was a mi-
or injury,  the second ran into the train,  yet  stopped,  at another in-
tersection, killing the driver.
                                                         [courtesy Columbus Republic]

faulkner.jpg Lafayette's most wanted: Chrisopher Faulkner, WM, 6'4", 175 lbs, conspiracy to commit robbery; Erin M. Stillions-Emrich, WF, 5'5", 170 lbs, drugs, neglect; Nicole Lynn Bowen, WF, 5'6", 130 lbs, burglary; Ellica Houser, WF, 5'2", 112 lbs, neglect; Daniel Joeseph Nootens, WM, 6'1", 157 lbs, contr. substs. (Lafayette Police Department)

An anonymous complaint filed against a family court judge in
Kenton County accused her of drinking in the courthouse, hav-
ing sex in the courthouse,  falsifying time sheets  and  holding
conferences without all attorneys present. . . .

A woman poured hot coffee on her 10-month-old  foster  baby's
head at a McDonald's in Winchester.
                                                                          [courtesy LEX18]

autumsky.jpg Louisville's most wanted: Autumn Skye Thomas, WF, 22, 5'2", 107 lbs, theft, resist., escape; Diamond MercedezBell, BF, 21, 5'3", 140 lbs., robbery, strangulation; Eli Perez Hernandez, HM, 36, 5'4", 140 lbs, rape; Erica Denise Thompson a/k/a Adams, BF, 33, 5'11", 260 lbs (Yorkshire hog), endangerment, thrreatening, assault, nonsupport; Elizabeth A. Smith, WF, 51, 5'5", 120 lbs, cocaine (Louisville Metro Police Department)

lalkemiar.jpg Wanted in Waco: Lakemia R. Jones, BF, 22, 5'3", 176 lbs, prob. viol. (abandoning a child) (City of Waco); Wanted in Wichita (IKansas,not Wichita Falls, Texas): John C. Sorenson, WM, 29, 5'7", 160 lbs, probation violation (theft); Virakone Tyler Bouaravanh, AM, 43, 6'2", 165 lbs, prob. viol. (aggravated escape); Alejandro Castillo-Morreno,WM, 27, 5'6", 150 lbs, tattoos both hands, right leg & arm, back, aggr. domestic battery; Carlos Jawon Williams, BM, 24, 6'2", 150 lbs, aggravated assault, marijuana distribution, poss. of paraphernalia (Sedgwick County Sheriff)

                                                                [courtesy Brownsville KY 42210 Post Office]

rezlopez.jpg busado Ruben Ramirez Lopez

A 14-year-old boy shot and wounded his 18-year-old sister and  shot and
killed her 20-year-old boy friend with a shotgun at a party in Katy, Texas.
.  .  . Amazon.com removed from sale Christmas ornaments picturing the
Auschwitz death camp. . . .  Steve Bullock (whoever he is/was) withdrew
his candidacy for the Democratic nomination for President. .  .  . Liam  is
the top name for baby boys this year,  Charlotte,  for girls. . . .  Bella  has
been the most popular name for newborn dogs for a decade,  another  sur-
vey concluded. . . . Brazil President Jair Bolsonaro accused Leonardo Di-
Caprio, perhaps falsely,  of financing the burning of the Amazon rain for-
est. . . .  A man was killed in Van  Buren, Maine, by a gun he booby-trap-
ped in his house to go off on intruders. . . . Willie  Nelson  quit  smoking
dope so he could breathe again. .  . .  George  Zimmerman sued Trayvon
Martin's family and Florida officials for $100 million for defamation. . . .

Reggin Emmanuel Lamont Jr. ––––––––––––> was arrested for stealing $1,050 worth of packa- ges he was delivering assisting a driver for Uni- ted Parcel Service   in  Miami,  Florida. .  .  . A man taking too much time at a Wal-Mart check- out line in Cape Coral,  Florida,  was  punched out by another customer.

                        [courtesy Harper's, LEX18, AP]

        70-24881_HTML-552350-7004397-0@opryemail.com>" titled "You’ll fa la la love this play

        list!" and four more messages from "Clutterbook" "Facebook" titled "See Stephen Yates's

        message and other notifications you've missed."

kercumba.jpg Locked up in San Angelo (by the Tom Green County, Texas, Sheriff): Kerry Cumba, 55, burglary; Erika Sanchez, 28, family assault; Klariss Jio, 19, marijana; Anna Maupin, 29, paraph.; James Jordan, 67, drunk; Briana Nagera, 20, burg.; Maria Gaarcia, 69, con. sub.; Sandra Lara, 52, cont. sub.

        Cani Guna and Airaa Adeeba (same person, it appears, on Clutterbook). 

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Fred Dean wrote Sun 11/24/19 @09:10 PST from Holly-
wood, California, re last week's quotation of the weak:

What is so weak about  "Now I know how the river
feels when it reaches the sea  and  finally  finds  the
place it was always meant to be"?  That sounds rath-
er clever to me,  even poetic.

We  agree.  The problem is,  that's where the river always
was. You might say that about a gallon or a drop of water
in the river, but not about the river itself.    – Editor

Indiana evaded the ten dumbest states listed by SafeHome.org,
coming in at 38th smartest, just ahead of West Virginia.

                                                            [courtesy SafeHome.org]

pricilla.jpg South Bend's most wanted: Richard Teyes, HM, 5'4", 135 lbs, pointing firearm at another; Kristina Kendall a//a Warren, 5'5", 120 lbs, escape; Pricilla Fraire, BF, 5'9", 125 lbs, pointing a firearm at another x2; Garland Adams, WM, 6'2", 190 lbs, probation violation (disorderly, false informing) (Michiana Crime Stoppers)

Idaho, Oklahoma, New Mexico, Arizona, Louisiana, Alaska, Ha-
waii, Mississippi and Ohio, respectively,  nosed out Kentucky in
SafeHome.org's list of the ten dumbest states (i.e., Kentucky was
the 41st smartest = 10th dumbest).
                                                                [courtesy SafeHome.org]

mchardie.jpg Perps of Paducah: Mark Hogsett Jr., 22, failure to comply w/ drug court conditions; Jordan A. Boros, 28, probation violation; Leonard C. McHardie, 36, prob. viol. ;Wesley A. Reynolds, 34, receiving stolen property (McCracken County Sheriff)

Dinanga  Dinanga  was indicted for possession of marijuana and
drug paraphernalia in Edmonson County.

                                                            [courtesy Edmonson News]

Trevor Noah found "charming racism" in Lexington.
                                                                                        [YouTube]

deannlay.jpg Wanted in Wichita (Kansas, not Wichita Falls, Texas): Thomas Keith Reed, WM, 20, 6'0", 190 lbs, probation viol. (aggr. burglary); Raquele Deann Laymon,  WF, 21, 5'7, 140 lbs, probation viol. (opiates); Kendall William Rivera, WM, 32, 6'0", 175 lbs, tattoos on right calf, back, left arm, left ankle, burglary,theft (Sedgwick County Sheriff); Wanted in Waco: Kaari Linn Gerk, WF, 30, 5'2", 130 lbs, theft, tampering (City of Waco)

garivaym.jpg Locked up in San Angelo (by the Tom Green County, Texas, Sheriff): Mark Galivay, 30, fam. ass.; Sally Duran, 38, fail. to ID fugit.; Jessica Bowes, 27, DUI w/child; Taniell Spiva, 32, tamper w/ev.; Anna Mauin, 29, poss. drug paraphernalia; Camille Lucio, 31; Shanna Kauffman, 34, parole violation; Ricardo Lopez, 19, minor w/alcohol

Taylor Swift won American Music Awards for performer of the year
and performer of the decade,  bringing her career total of  AMA's  to
29, passing Michael Jackson's 24. . . . The sole occupant of a car go-
ing backward in circles for an hour in a cul-de-sac  in Port St. Lucie,
Florida, was discovered to be a Labrador retriever (there's video). . . .
Beavers were being brought to southern England to control flooding.
. . .  A 59-year-old woman was attacked and killed by feral hogs out-
side a house in Chambers County,  Texas. . . . Wind gusts at 35 m.p.-
h. threatened to bar big balloons from Macy's Thanksgiving Day pa-
rade in New York, N.Y.  (but they flew). . . . A bill in the Ohio legis-
lature would require doctors to "reimplant an ectopic pregnancy" in-
to a woman’s uterus  or face an "abortion murder" charge  (it's a sec-
ond  time  gynecologists have tried to tell the legislators the  idea  is
medically impossible – and did anyone suggest to the drafter that it
cannot be "re-implanted" in the uterus  if it was not implanted there
in the first place?).
                                                 [courtesy Harper's, LEX18, AP]