March 15:   A priest, a rabbit and a minister waked into a bar together.  What did the rabbit say?

    Amswer:  "I might be a typo."


March 8:  What is the difference between soul singing and sole singing?

    Answer:  Sole singing is singing while you're clogging.


March 1, 2020:  What is the summer Olympics' equivalent of the winter sport of curling?

    Answer:  Hurling (disobedient dogs and cats).


February 16, 2020:  What kind of people walk out into gusty weather?

    Answer:  Gutsy people.


January 12, 2020:  Why won't Republicans vote to impeach Trump?

    Answer:  They believe in carrying a baby to term.


January 5, 2020:  What month has 28 days?

    Answer:  All of them.


December 29, 2019:  What is blacker than the ace of spades?

                            
        Answer:  The ace of clubs.
 
           


December 22, 2019:  You see a boatload of people, but you don't see a single person on board:  Why not?

        Answer:  They're all married.


December 15, 2019:  HIV used to be called AIDS:  What other panic disease of the 20th century
                                  changed its name, and from what to what?

         Answer:  Polio used to be called infantile paralysis.


December.8, 2019:  What is the antithesis to "A watched pot never boils"?

        Answer:  An unwatched pot boils over.


December.1, 2019:  What did they call the boy who bought up and ate up all the Wheat Chex in his local grocery store?

        Answer.  Cereal killer.