March 15: A priest, a rabbit and a minister waked into a bar
together. What did the rabbit say?
Amswer: "I might be a typo."
March 8: What is the difference between soul singing and sole singing?
Answer: Sole singing is singing while you're clogging.
March 1, 2020: What is the summer
Olympics' equivalent of the winter sport of curling?
Answer: Hurling (disobedient dogs and cats).
February 16, 2020: What kind of people walk out into gusty
Answer: Gutsy people.
January 12, 2020: Why won't Republicans vote to impeach Trump?
Answer: They believe in carrying a baby to term.
January 5, 2020: What month has
Answer: All of them.
December 29, 2019: What is blacker
than the ace of spades?
Answer: The ace of clubs.
December 22, 2019: You see a boatload of people, but you don't see a single person on board: Why not?
Answer: They're all married.
December 15, 2019: HIV used to be
called AIDS: What other panic disease of the 20th century
changed its name, and
from what to what?
used to be called infantile paralysis.
is the antithesis to "A watched pot never boils"?
Answer: An unwatched pot boils over.
December.1, 2019: What
did they call the boy who bought up and ate up all the Wheat Chex
in his local grocery store?
Answer. Cereal killer.