Name:
you (Capital on 'you') know who the fat bitch is don't you? (So, let me get this straight. You're calling yourself a fat bitch? Nice self esteem there)

E-mail address:
laura-foreheadshaver (And the award for most creative/odd insult goes to the self-proclaimed fat bitch)

Homepage URL:
http://www.howtoshav(shave, not 'shav')yourforehead.com (Wow! You know how to use an 'insult' 2 times in a row! I'm sorry, I'll have to take that creative award back..)

What is your favorite band?:
not (Capital on 'not') oasis (Oasis is a proper name of a group, therefore you also need a capital on it)

So what do you have to say about Laura?:
She's a loser. (Luckily for her this was a pull down menu, which makes sure she doesn't make any foolish spelling mistakes that a grade 3 would even notice)

What about Jocelyne?:
She's a loser. (I put this option on here for one sole reason, I would save idiots brain power trying to think up of a new insult for each of us)

Yeah? And Geoff?:
He's a loser.

Lastly...Sara?:
She's a loser.

Favourite quote?:
stop (capital on 'stop') staring at me (period) (A wise thinker of our time once said: "The only way you'll know they're looking at you is if you're looking at them". But nevermind, don't you worry. When we see you we prefer to cover our eyes.)

Comments:
hey (capital on 'hey') little bitch! (Explaining needed on this one. Do you mean 'little bitch' like I am a very small person that happens to be a bitch, or do you mean 'little bitch' as compared to a big bitch) your(this isn't showing possession so it's 'you're'. Also you need a capital on this word) such a loser and you think your (you're) soo (so is spelt with one 'o') cool. (For starters, of course I think I'm cool. If I thought I was a loser that would be called having low self-esteem *such as you have, from your comment above* and that would mean I would need to get help to fix myself of the problem. Now you're implying you have a problem with healthy people who don't need help?) .everyone (you don't put periods in front of sentences, you put them AFTER. Also 'everyone' needs a capital) hates you and i (capital on 'I') can get soo (as I said before, so is spelt with ONE 'o') many people to come and kick your ass. (Obviously, if everyone hated me I wouldn't be sharing a webpage with 3 of my FRIENDS. Also if everyone hated me, I wouldn't be alive today. Everyone includes those psychos who will murder someone if they hate them. You'll get OTHER people to come and kick my ass? Why don't you do it yourself if you hate me so much? You still haven't told me a rational reason WHY you hate me, not that I care about what you think of me) .so (I don't understand why you're putting periods in front of your sentences. Don't you know proper English? Capitals on the beginning of sentences is something you learn in Grade 2) watch your back bitch. (Ooohhh! Now, I'm sure you know how much that threat scared me *rolls eyes*. Its physically impossible for me to turn my head and watch my back all the time, and I don't feel there is a need to).. (Why the excessive use of periods in your writing?!) why (capital on 'why') don't you go and shave your forehead for grad.. (So far you have proved me you can use two insults (one of them being an complete and utter senile comment)) and sara (you put capitals on names of people) why don't you go and fuck geoff (capital) i (capital) know you want to. (So you're psychic now? Well I'll be damned. But, Sara has stated that she for a fact does NOT want to 'fuck' Geoff so you're obviously not a very good psychic. Anyways, as a final note on this frustrated, idiotic rant that she has posted, everyone, this is the reason why abortion is legal. Now, I am off to go and shave my forehead)