GETTING OLD
Don't let anyone tell you you're getting old
The older we get, Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Maturity means being emotionally and mentally healthy.
Spring is here and so am I,
You know you are getting old when everything
I don't know how I got over the hill
Experience is that marvelous thing
My ambition is to live forever. So far, so good.
This is my favorite time of day..........
"Wrinkled" was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate
Never knock on Death's door; ring the doorbell and run.
It's not the pace of life that concerns me,
When did my wild oats turn to prunes and All Bran?
I finally got my head together,
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be...
It was all so different before everything changed.
You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair Time may be a great healer, Age doesn't always bring wisdom, Life not only begins at forty, You don't stop laughing because you grow old,
Your investment in health insurance Kidnappers are not very interested in you. It's harder and harder for sexual harassment charges to stick. If you've never smoked, you can start now Your secrets are safe with your friends Your supply of brain cells is finally down Your eyes won't get much worse. Adult diapers are actually kind of convenient. Things you buy now won't wear out. No one expects you to run into a burning building. There's nothing left to learn the hard way. Your joints are more accurate In a hostage situation
Squash their toes with your rocker!
the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Not me. I want people to know why I look like this.
I have traveled a long way.
And some of the roads were not paved.
It is that time when you know when to say yes,
when to say no,
and when to say WHOOPEE!
But at my age I wonder why.
If nature can be born anew,
Why can't I be recycled too?
either dries up or starts to leak.
without getting to the top.
that enables you to recognize a mistake
when you do it again.
well, there it goes.
at which one can die.
(he hates that).
it's the sudden stop in the end.
now my body is falling apart.
Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
that you once got from a roller coaster.
but it's a lousy beautician.
Sometimes age comes alone.
it begins to show.
you grow old because you stopped laughing.
is finally beginning to pay off.
and it won't have time to hurt you.
because they can't remember them either.
to a manageable size.
than the National Weather Service.
you are likely to be released first.