Cartoons, parties and...what?!

Grande Hotel Banquet room.

Hare: Tell me again why each of us had to ship in a 100 bucks?

Genki: So we could have a end of the year party.

Hare: Why couldn't we have it at a cheaper place.

Suezo: A) Because everyplace else didn't have a big enough room, B) Because
most of the money is going for repairs on the building if Ryoko and Ayeka
start a fight. And C) Because everyplace else think we are aliens here to
brainwash everyone.

Genki: Suezo you watch too much t.v.

Hare: Wait a sec..how did you know about that?...*Scared* No..could you be?
..no you couldn't. Yes you are.. YOUR'E A BRAINWASHING ALIEN HERE TO STEAL
THE PLANET'S LIFEFORMS!! AHAHAHA EAT FOAM YA BUM!!!! *spays Suezo with fire
extinguisher* AHAHAHAHA!!!!

Suezo: -_-+ *Chases Hare around the room with a mallet in his tounge.* Get
back here! I'll show you brain sucking lifeform!!!!

Washu: Stop that you two!! *Slams them with a mallet.*

Mochi: Mochi don't get it.

Genki: I'll tell you when your'e older.

Holly:...What were they doing?

Washu: Hare spazed out and Suezo got mad at him.

Hare: I'M NOT SPAZING OUT!!

Washu: Whatever...hey Ryoko mind helping out?

Ryoko: Bite me!

Washu: My..someone's cranky today.

Hare: May be she has ya know...

Ryoko: *Squeezing Hare's head* I DO NOT HAVE PMS!!!!!

Mochi: Chi..what's PMS?

Holly: Um..I'll tell you when you're older.

Mochi: No fair chi!

Washu: If you don't help out I'll show everyone this video.

Ryoko: O_O

Ryoko can be seen rushing around setting everything up.

Everyone: O.O

Ryoko: All done! *underbreath* You owe me big, Washu!

Holly: Great everything's set up.

Genki: 0.0 KOOLAID!!!!!!! *Runs over to the drinks table and opens a packet
of Koolaid. *

Tiger: Oh no! Now he'll be all hyper!

Genki: HYPER POWER!!!!! HAIIIIII!!!!!

Hare: Everyone hit the deck!!

Genki: BOINGYBOINGYBOINGYBOINGYBOINGYBOINGY!!!!!!!

WHAM!!!!

Washu is standing over Genki with a mallet.

Washu: Baka idiot.

Yakko: Oooh! He's gonna feel that in the morning.

Genki: Aunty Em is that you?

Ayeka: What time are we done setting up?

Tenchi: As soon as Washu sets up the speakers.

Golem: Where is Hare and Suezo?

Sasami: That's right...where did they go?

Hare, Suezo and Ryooki: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

All three of them run in with Moo chasing after them.

Moo: Mwahahaha!!!!

Genki: Geeze! How many lives does this guy have?

Moo: I'm immortal BOW TO ME!!!

Hare: Looks like someone has been watching too much Mulan.

Moo: Shut it!!

Cencor: Stop! You're going against the rules no swear words!

Genki: But that wasn't a swear word!

Cencor: Tough!

Tiger: Says who.

Cencor: Says me!

Tiger:*beep*...what the *beep*is going on? My voice!

Cencor: We have decided to cencor out any offensive sences including the
ones that are too scary for little kids.

Ryoko: So you're the ones who did that.

Cencor: No that was Toonami's doing.

Ryoko: Yeah right.

Cencor: You better watch it or you'll pay!

Ryoko: What are ya gonna do? Bring Barney the Purple dinosaur to maul me?

Ayeka: Ryoko! Shhhh!!!!

Wakko: *hysterical* The Olsen twins? PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!! I'LL BE A
GOOD BOY! I PROMISE!!

Yakko: Mr. Director or Brittney Spears? HELLOOOOO BRITTNEY!! *smacks head* I
shouldn't have said that.

Dot: A clown? Or Baloney?

Wakko: *Even more hysterical* DON'T GIVE HER ANY IDEAS!!!!

Yakko: *shaking Wakko* Geeze calm down what's the worst she can do?

Washu: She's a cencor. She can do almost anything.

Dot: But can she do this. *Turns into Marylin Monroe.*

Censor: *In a huffy tone* That will be quite enough young lady!!

Dot: Yeah but she was a really famous person.

Censor: I don't care that dress is inapropriate for a children's show!

Holly: But this isn't a children's  show this is a fanfic.

Censor: Doesn't matter!!

Hare: *Whispers to Sasami* Boy! Looks like someone didn't drink their Minute
Maid this moring.

Censor: That's it!! *Zaps Hare*

Hare then is changed into school boy suit.

Hare: AHHHH!!!!

Censor: Cross me again and I'll add the hat and balloon!!

Moo: Um..can we please get back to the scene?

Censor:*In a sickening sweet voice* Oh of course be my guest. *Grows ten
times taller then Moo and kicks him out of the room through the roof*

Moo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

All: 0.o

Hare: Well that's six hundred more dollars going in for repairs.

Outside

Man: Oh Martia!

Woman: John!

Man: Martia!

Woman: John!

Moo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *GASP*AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

SPLASH!!!!!

Censor: Now! Listen up! I have changed the script so that there's is no
violence or bad words what so ever and further more-

The mime then comes through the room doing a performance and is then
squashed by an anvil.

Censor:*Glaring at Yakko, Wakko and Dot* That's is exactly the type of
violence I'm talking about!!

Yakko: That wasn't violence, that was a comedy bit. It's his job.

Censor: That was violence, he was smashed to a pancake was he not?

Yakko: Um...yeah.

Censor: Then that's violence!

Suezo: Okay then what's your version of non violence?!

Censor: A episode of the teletubies.

All: AAAAHHH!!!

Genki: There's no way you're making us do that! And besides why are you
here?

Tiger: Yeah!

Mochi: Chi!!

Censor: I'm here to tell you that the CUI has decided that for you to allow
me to be your entertainment for your party.

Tiger: Well lady we don't want it.

Censor: Oh yeah? *takes out remote control* Hit it Charles!!

A picture shows up and music starts.

Barney: OOOOOOH!! Hit me baby one more time!

All: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Genki: Okay! Okay! You win!

Censor: I'm glad you're seeing things my way. *Starts to leave the banquit
room* Oh..and if you decide to have the party somewhere else I'll find you
we always do..MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!


Tenchi: I have a very bad feeling we're not going to like this.

Tiger: That's because we just met the censor from heck.

Outside the banquet hall.

Censor: They called me crazy! They called me insane! But after tomorrow

Now to a commercial break.

tv clicks off.

Bullwinkle: Boy Rock, that was intereting.

Rocky: I feel sorry for them. That censor is going against policy.

Bullwinkle: Maybe because she is still attached to the 1960's version of the
censor manual.

Rocky: There's a manual?

Bullwinkle: Of course.

Rocky: But that's kind of odd for a censor to just drop in like that.

Bullwinkle: Maybe she's from the government.

Rocky: I've heard of government agents but a government censor? Now that's
ridiculous.

Bullwinkle: *Turns on tv* Well let's just see what happens.

Now back to the show.

The next day.

Hare: We're doomed!! Doomed!!!! DOOMEDDOOMEDDOMEDDOOMEDDOOMED!!!!!! *slams
head against the table.

Holly: Calm down Hare! ...Anybody got anyother ideas?...besides nuking her
house with a ultra missle.

Everyone looks at Ryoko and Washu.

Washu: What?

Ryoko: It sounded like a good idea. Hey why don't we send her in to
hyperspace. Like trap her in a tiny bubble and send her to space.

Genki: *Still hyper* I'm going to sing the doom song now. Doom doom doom
doom doom doom doom doomdoom doomdoom! Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom
doomdoom doomdoomdoom!!...

Yakko: Why don't we send her to the ... forbidden zone! *Organ Music*

Mihoshi: Um..whats the forbidden zone? *Organ music*

Genki: ...Doomdoom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom dooomdoom! Doom
doomdoom dooom doom dooooom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom
dooom dooom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom! Doom
doom doom doom doom  doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom
doom doom! Doom doom doom....

Yakko: Well...the forbidden zone- * Organ music* as I was saying  it is a
place where the most disgusting, most adroibly cute creatrues are kept!

Suezo: Wait a sec if all cute things are kept in the forbbi. *Organ music*
HA!! you messed up! You thought I was going to say it! You  thought I was
going to say the forbidden zone! *Organ Music* ...wise mouth. Any way why
isn't Dot in there.

Yakko: Well..I guess since we're family the studio decided to let us stay
together.

Wakko: I like Ryoko's idea...but I still say we should make her watch cheap
horror films from the 60's.

Tiger: I got it!! We send her in space in a bubble while having her
ducktaped, tyed, chained and shackled to a chair while making her watch
cheap horror films until she reaches a planet.

Yakko: What are you some kind of monster?!

Tiger: Yep I'm a pure breed Tiger.

Yakko: Everyone's a critic!!

Genki: ...doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom!!! Doom doom
doom doom doom doomdoom doom doom doom doom doom doom doomdoom doom doom
doom doom! Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom
doom dooom doooooom doom doom doom doom doom dooom doom doom!!

Washu: When she comes in to do the entertainment we open the trap doors and
have a cage ready. After that we send her to space.

Ayeka: And what happens if that fails and she asks us to do some kind of
play?

Washu: Then we throw away the script and winging it, by totally ruining it
until it's over.

Ryoko: Then we send her to the forbidden zone! * Organ music*

Yakko: To the forbidden zone! *Organ music*

All: The forbidden zone!! * Long organ music*

Ayeka: Now!!!

A loud yell is heard and a we see Azaka and Kamadake dragging Hare by the
ears, who is in a mask and cape.

Hare: You will all soon know the meaning of fear!  BEHOLD I AM THE PHANTOM
OF THE OPERA!!!!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!! *Takes of mask and makes a face.*

Ryoko: *Unamused opens curtins letting the sun in*

Hare: AAAAHHH!!!!! The sun!!! THE LIGHT! THE LIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!! I'M
MELTING! MELTING! MELTIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gurgle.... *collapeses on
the floor*

Holly: Hare get up.

Hare: I'm not Hare! I'm the Phantom! And you Christine are to be my bride.
*Sweeps Holly off her feet.*

Suezo: *Gets between Holly and Hare, making Hare drop Holly on to the floor*
GET A GRIP WILL YOU!!!!!!

Hare: HUH? Eh...what am I doing here? Last time I remember I was having a
emotional break down.

Genki: Doom doom doom doom doom doomdoom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom
doom doom doom doom doom doom! Doom doom doom dooom doom doom doom doom doom
dooom doom doom doom doom doom doom doomdoom doom doom doom doom doom!!!!!
Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom!!

Holly: @_@

Suezo: Holly are you okay?

Holly: Yeah I'm fine.

Washu: Okay people let's start setting up we only have 3 hours until she
arrives lets get going!

3 hours later.

Tenchi: Do you think it will work?

Washu: I'm a genius ya know so it's bound to work if not we have plan B.

Censor: I'm back! I've decided to change the schdule a bit. I've decided to
let you preform. Here is the script. I'm giving you 5 hours to rehearse and
dress.

Washu: Okay everyone. Plan B! don't forget it.

Genki: Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom
doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom
doom doom doom doomdooom!!! Doom doom...

Much later.

A crowd forms in the banquet room and music starts.

Censor: Ladies and gents for your viewing pleasure..Fairy tales redone. By
me of course. First show Hansel and Gretel.

Authors note: Couldn't make a parody to anything so decided to do this.

Tenchi: Once upon a time there lived three children Yakko, Wakko and
Dotty...urk!

Dot: IT'S DOT! Call me Dotty and you die!

Tenchi: Sorry...and Dot. They lived in a house by themselves. The mayor of
that town decided they were too wild so he took them to the woods and left
them.

Yakko: Hey buddy you for got your hat!!

Dot: I'm scared Yakko. Let's go home.

Wakko: Good thing we left that trail of anvils. =)

Dot: Who knew they could be used as trail markers.

Tenchi: The next day the mayor was surprised that they were back so this
time he put them on a scavenger hunt on the most impossible things that
could be found. Night had fallen and they were lost.

Yakko: Let's stop here. I'm tired.

Wakko: I'm hungry.

Dot: And I'm cute!

Wakko: Hey do you smell that?

Dot: Yeah it's coming that way!

The three children followed the smell and found a house made of candy and a
spotlight glows over the house and angels are heard.

Yakko: Let's eat!!

Tenchi: As they ate a figure watched them from inside the house.

Pip: Hello Children. I am the witch of this house but you can call me Pip.

Yakko: *Shakes Pip's hand* Nice to meet ya Pip.

Pip: Like wise Yakko. You three are the very first to visit me within the
last 10 years. This house is nearly 20 years old. And the three of you did
it you managed to visit. This house is made of the basic candy. yadda yadda
yaada....

Tenchi: In the mean time the three try to get away from their obnoctous
host. Finally Wakko slams him over the head with a mallet.

Cencor: STOP!!!! THAT WASN'T IN THE SCRIPT!! OFF STAGE NOW! *Throws them
backstage* I'm sorry everyone...uh next show.

Ryoko: This is the story of Jack and the beanstalk.

Once upon a time there was a two police officers by the name of Mihoshi and
Kiyone. They were poor and needed money. So Kiyone told Mihoshi to sell
their Kareoke Machine at market. But on her way there she stops by a toy
shop and buys a few marbles for her collection. After being suckered into
buying the marbles she went home. Kiyone was furious and though the marbles
out the window. Later that night the marbles grew large roots and it grew
skywards until morining had rose.

Kiyone: Whatinthehell?!!

Mihoshi: Wow! A giant beanstock.

Kiyone: May be there's treasure up there.  Comon.

Mihoshi: But Kiyone I'm afraid of heights!

Kiyone: Do you want to be homeless?

Mihoshi: No.

Kiyone: Then comon!

They climed and climed soon at the end of the beanstock they saw a giant
castle. Creeping inside there lived a giant witch named Ayeka. And on the
table was a golden cabbit which made jewels. Both Kiyone and Mihoshi took
the the cabbit and headed for the door. But then the giant witch entered the
room. Both ran for their lives and down the beanstock. The giant didn't
follow them because she knew that everyone would call her Ayeka the Prissy
Princess and -ack!!

We see Ayeka and Ryoko fighting.

Censor:  *Very pissed* ENOUGH!!!!!!! BOTH OFF STAGE!!! NOW!!!!!! *Trying to
look cool* Next act please.

Genki: ....Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doomdooom doom
doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom
doom doom!!! Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom
doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom...

Censor: Stop it.

Genki: Doom doom doom doom doomdoom doom doom doomddoom doom doom doom doom
doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom dooom doom doom doom doom doom
doom doom doom doom doom! doom doom doom doom doom dooom doom doom doom doom
doom doom!

Censor: Stop it!

Genki: Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom
doom doom doom doom doom doom doom dooom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom
doom doomdoom doom doom doom doom doom doom doomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoom
doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom....

Censor: STOP IT!!!

Genki: Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doomdoom doom doom doom doom
doom doom doom doom doomdoom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom
doom doom doom! doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom
dooom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom
doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom
doom!..

Censor: Finally.

Genki: Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doomdoomdoom doom doom
doom doom doom doom doom doomdoom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom!! Doom
doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom
doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom!!

Censor: Are you done ye-

Genki: *Holds up hand* Doom doom doom doom doom DOOM DOOM DOOM! Doom doom
doom doooom doooom  DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Gasp*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!! Doom de doom doom.

Censor: THAT'S IT YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT KEEPING YOUR JOBS!!!!!

Police: Hold it!!  Censor Steph you're under arrest for the illigal use of
censoring. Anything you say will be held agianst you in the court of law.

Censor: I'm not done yet I still  have to make the world more cute and
clean!!!

Hare: There goes one disturbed woman.

Suezo: Yeah...OH WELL LET'S PARTY!!!!!!

Later that night at the party.

Holly: Washu is Genki going to be okay?

Washu: Yeah..in about two days. He ate too many of the koolaid packets and
is still hyper but as long as he's in that cage he won't harm anyone.

Genki: DOOOOM!!!

Suezo: Not again!

Genki: Doom doom doom doom doom doom doomdooom doom doom doom doom doom doom
doom doom doom doom doom doom doo-

Suezo:* Holding a mallet* There that should shut him up.

Bam!

The doors of the banquet room slamed open and in the enterance stood a a
little green guy with antennes and big red eyes. A small creature runs out
from under the table.


Zim: Gir!! Where have you been!!!!

Gir: dooom doom doom doom!

Zim: Never mind just get me out of here! YOU PUNY HUMANS WILL SOON FEAR ME!
AAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! *Leaves room*

Holly: Okay..that was weird...

Genki: Doom doom doom doom doom!

Ryoko: Yep...I say we all send the author to space and make her watch cheap
horror films. WHO'S WITH ME?!

Tenchi: Okay Ryoko no more tea for you.

Ryoko: But Tenchi...

Hare: MWAHAHAHA! THE PHANTOM LIVES AGAIN!!!!!!

Dot: Hey keep it down Hare.

Hare: I'M NOT HARE I'M THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!! DOTTY!

Dot: Okay buddy you are going to get an early death wish come here!!!

Outside in the lake Moo is starting to get out.

Moo: Great now my armor is going to be rusty. I just polished this too.

Elmyra: OOoooooh!!! What adorible, shiny fuzz head! I'm going to take you
home and love you to bits!

Moo: No! Not that! Anything but that! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Sasami: Hey where's Moo?

Washu: Um..let's just say he was adopted.

Mihoshi: Too bad..he was kind of cute.

All: *Gives her a wierd look*

Washu: No more tea for you to Mihoshi.

Wakko: I'm back.

Suezo: Where did you go?

Wakko: To the candy store they're giving away candy.

Suezo: Wow that's a big load ya got there.

Yakko: Mwah! Goodnight everybody.

Authors note: Okay that's the fic people. Hope you enjoyed it.