"Hare's Cooking" By: CP



Please don't take this story seriously! It's something I thought on a MAJOR sugar high!! Whhheee!!! ^.^


(Everyone is sleeping early in the morning except for Hare and Genki. Genki watchs Hare try to cook some stew like Holly does.)

Genki: "Is it ready?"

Hare: "Yup!"

*Genki takes a spoon full and sips it. After a few moments he falls over and laughs crazily*

Hare: O.O;;;;; "Uh-oh. My cooking distrupted his brain cells..."

*1 day later*

(Holly, Suezo, Tiger, Mocchi and Golem enter a mental hospital in a town)

Holly: "I wonder how Genki is doing.."

Tiger: "Hmph. Hare's paying the mental hospital bills.."

Holly: "Aw come on, Tiger! Hare was trying to make breakfast!"

*Everyone else glares at her*

Suezo: "You're suppose to agree with us, Holly. Do you know how much mental bills are?"

Holly: "Uuuh.. Let's..let Hare pay!" ^.^;

Tiger: "Atta girl."

*They walk up to a cusioned cell to see Genki in a straight jacket with chibi dolls of all his friends, including himself, around him*

Holly: "Genki, how are ya?"

*Genki looks at her, then looks Holly Chibi Doll*

Genki *to the doll*: "Are you sure that's the bigger you?"

Chibi Holly Doll: "Yes! Aren't I cute?"

Genki: "I'll say.."

Holly *while blushing*: "GENKIII!"

Chibi Suezo Doll: "Genki, stop looking at her that way!!!"

*Looks at the other male Chibi Dolls looking at Holly*

Chibi Suezo Doll: "THAT GOES FOR THE REST OF YOU!!"

*The real 5 friends sweat*

*Hare enters, holding a tray full of pieces of cake*

Hare: "Hiya, guys! HAHA! Since I couldn't make stew, I decided to try to make cake!"

Genki: "ARGH! GET HIM AWAY!!!" *crosses his two pointer fingers* "HE'S A DEMON, I SWEAR IT!!!"

*Chibi Hare Doll is also holding a piece of fake cake*

Chibi Hare Doll: "Oooh, don't you all trust us?"

Chibi Golem Doll: "Chibi Golem do."

*Takes Chibi Hare's piece of cake and eats it. After a minute, he falls down with an X replacing both of his eyes*

Chibi Mocchi Doll: "Oh my GOD! Chibi Hare killed Chibi Golem, CHHII!"

Chibi Genki Doll: "YOU BASTARD!"

Chibi Holly Doll: "Chibi Golem-san.. You were such a good friend.."

Hare: "What the hell are those dolls talking about? My cake isn't poison!"

Genki: "WELL YOUR STEW WAS!! MINNA-SAN!! HE'S TRYING TO KILL US! ONE BY ONE, DAY BY DAY! HE WANTS TO SELL THE PHOENIX!! HE WANTS HOLLY FOR HIMSELF!"

Holly: "GENKI!! Hare isn't trying to kill us!"

Chibi Genki Doll: "Aren't you suppose to be the second smart one, Holly-san?! The cake is the devil!!"

Holly: "NO IT ISN'T! Hare is a kind monster!"

*Everyone is silent*

Holly: "Oh my gosh, I'm talking to a doll.."

Hare: "Doesn't anyone want a piece of my cake!?!"

Chibi Tiger Doll *to Chibi Hare Doll*: "I won't forgive you for killing Chibi Golem! DIE HARE!!"

Chibi Hare Doll: "STAND BACK! Or I'll spray you with my homemade lemonade!"

Chibi Tiger Doll: "Damn, he's a sneaky one!"

Genki: "DON'T EAT THE CAKE!!!"

*Genki looks at Chibi Holly Doll who's trying to revive Chibi Golem Doll*

Genki: "He's dead..all because of Chibi Hare.."

*Chibi Holly Doll pulls out a her Chibi Father's Dagger and runs at Chibi Hare who screams and runs away*

Chibi Golem Doll: XP ......

Holly: "THAT'S IIITT!! I'LL EAT A PIECE!! GOD! WHAT IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE?!?! WE'RE TALKING TO DOLLS AND CALLING HARE A TRAITOR!!"

Suezo: "And your point..?"

Holly: *SIGH.* "Just give me the damn cake.."

*Hare hands Holly a piece and she sniffs it. Slowly, she bites it and swallows. A few seconds later, she fall to the ground*

Chibi Genki Doll: "NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Genki: "I TOLD YOU! NOW HOLLY IS DEAD!!"

Holly *weakly*: "Not yet.." :P

*Mental Hospital people come in*

Mental Hospital Person #1: "Hey, what's going on here?"

*Looks to see Chibi Holly chasing Chibi Hare with dagger. Then sees Holly on the ground, spirals replacing her eyes.*

Hare: "They're nuts!! Help me!!"

Chibi Genki Doll: "YOU BASTARD!!"

Tiger: "What was that about Hare being a kind monster, Holly?"

*Holly laughs softly as two huge waterfalls of tears roll out from under the spirals replacing her eyes*

*1 hour later*

(Everyone is in Genki's cell excpet for Hare. They sit in straightjackets as Holly is still laughing softly with waterfalls of tears and spirals)

Chibi Genki Doll *laying on Holly's stomach*: "Holly, I knew your kindness would kick you in the @$$ one day..."

Suezo: "This sucks.."

Golem: "HAI!"

Chibi Holly Doll *still chasing Chibi Hare*: "AARRRGGHHH! COME 'ERE YOU DUMB BUNNY!!! YOU HAVE TO GET TIRED ONE DAY!!"

Chibi Hare Doll: "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HELP MEEEEEEE!!!" ;.;

Meanwhile, back in town..

*Hare is standing on a soap box, the Phoenix chained next to him*

Hare: "THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS! THE PHOENIX...PLACE YOUR BIDS!! HAHAHAHAHA!! FREE CAKE WITH EVERY OFFER!"