Invader Zim & Anime Halloween!!!!
By: Chibi-chan
It's Halloween night on earth with the normal things happening..Trick or
treating, jerks vandalizing car, houses, people, the jerks getting caught
by cops, the jerks getting sent to jail..etc.
The Masaki household
Tenchi: *Hanging up a paper skeleton on the front door*
Sasami: *Cooking dinner*
Ryoko: *Carving a jackOlantern*
*The door bell rings*
Sasami: Can someone get the door please?
Ayeka: *Opens the door*
Misaki: LITTLE AYEKA!!!!
Ayeka: MO...MY MOMMY!!!!!
Ryoko: *Looks up from pumpkin mauling* *Sarcasticly* Oh great...she's
back....
Misaki: ^_^ It's good to see you too Ryoko!
Sasami: Mommy!
Misaki: SASAMI! *Gives her a bear hug*
Funaho: I'm glad all of you are looking well.
Azusa: *Looking at the skeleton on the front door* O_o
Sasami: There's nothing to be scared of father..it's Halloween!
Misaki: Halloween?
Tenchi: It's a tradition on earth where kids dress up in costumes and go
trick or treating and get candy.
Misaki: Oooh!!! That sound like so much fun!!!! *to Azusa* Dear can we go
trick or treating please?!!!!
Azusa: Fine...just as long as I don't have to wear a costume....*sudders*
Sasami, Ryo-oh-ki and Misaki: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile a few blocks away on the Bebop....
Spike: Jet...tell me again why I have to dress up in this ridiculous
costume?
Jet: *In a suit* Just be happy we're getting free candy and a good bounty,
besides you promised Ed to take her trick or treating.
Spike: *In a pink bunny suit* Who's idea was this???
Faye: *In a fairy costume* Mine! That's if you don't want to wear a costume,
I'll just have to show this picture on the internet....
Spike: fine! I'll wear the stupid costume.... Hey, Jet why aren't you in
costume??
Jet: I am..I'm a spy.
Ed: *In ghost costume* YAY! WE'RE GOING TRICK OR TREATING!!!!!!!!!!
Ein: *In a devil costume* woof!!
Spike: Thank god halloween only comes once a year.....
Mean while with the Tenchi group.
Ayeka: *In a pretty dress with a crown* Ryoko will you stop that!
Ryoko:*In a biker out fit* What?
Ayeka: You're scaring the children away!!!
Misaki: *In a pink bunny suit* Now girls don't fight.
Ryoko: Are you sure you're not scaring them away...a face like that -ack!!!
Misaki: *Really peeved* Are you making fun of my little Ayeka?!!!!
Ryoko: No...I was just saying that pumpkin over there, if it wasn't scaring
the kids away..hehe...
Misaki: Oh kay... ^_^
Sasami & Tenchi: -_- ;;
Sasami: *In a angel costume* Look Tenchi more houses!!*
Tenchi: *Wearing a baseball outfit* We're almost at the end of the
neighborhood.
All: *Walks to a house which looks like a red ship* Trick or treat!!
The door opens and young woman in a blue out fit steps out with a bowl of
candy.
Melfina: Wow! Nice costumes..here's some for you, and some for you, and some
for you... can you hold on a bit please...Jim can you please bring me
another bag of candy?
A blonde haired kid about 12 or so comes to the front door with another bowl
of candy.
Jim: Here you go Melfina.
Aisha: Hey Mel...is there any chance I can trade that candy and give you a
quarter huh?
Jim: Aisha...these are for the trick or treaters you already had a bag.
Aisha: Aww.....
Gene: *drunk* *HIC* Hello Jimmy...want a sip??
Jim: GENE!!!! WE HAVE TRICK OR TREATER HERE!!!!!!! *Pushes Gene back inside
the ship.*
Gene: OW!!! JIM YOU IDIOT I WAS PRETENDING!!!!!
The tenchi group: -_-;;
Suzuka: Thank you for stopping by....
The Tenchi Group: *Walking down the street*
Ryoko: They were weird...
Mihoshi:* In a pink dress* I don't know.. that red head seemed kind of
cute..
Kiyone: You're so hopeless....
The group stops by another house. *Just to let you readers know..this is
where the characters of Love Hina appear.
Naru: Coming... *Opens door* Hi here you go.
Keitaro: Naru have you seen the extra bag of candy? * Just then Kaolla runs
past accidently tripping Keitaro who crashes into Naru.*
Naru: *-_-#
Keitaro: ......
Naru: KEITARO NO HENATAI!!!!! *Punches him out the door which sends him
flying ten feet in to the air*
Shinobu: Keitaro-kun!
Kaolla: CANDY!!!!
Motoko: *Holding onto the back of Kaolla's shirt* This is for the trick or
treaters...
Mitsune: *Whispering into Kaolla's ear* Wait until they go then get the
candy..
Naru: KITSUNE!!!!!
Keitaro: *Running towards Naru* I'M SORRY!!!!!
Naru: *Punches Keitaro back into orbit*
Tama-chan: mew!
Motoko: EEEEEEEEEEKKKKK!!!!!!!! *Runs back in the house with Tama flying
after her.*
The tenchi gang: O,o;;
Back at the Masaki house hold
Ryoko: Mostly all the people we met were weird...
Ayeka: Look who's talking...
Ryoko: We'll since that's over let's eat the candy!!!!
Washu: *Slams open the lab door* I FINALLY GOT IT!!!!!
Tenchi: Got what Washu?
Washu: The time portal 2000! It can bring people from the past or the
future. You see you set the date and...
Mihoshi: Hey Kiyone, have you seen my-eeek! *Slips on a piece of candy and
crashes into Washu sending the gizmo to fly out the window.
Kiyone: Good going Mihoshi! Now we don't even know where it landed!!!
Washu: Wrong Kiyone. With this device we'll surely find out where exactly
the time portal landed. Come on! *Runs out of the house with the others
following*
After a few mintues of walking they come to the middle of town where the
portal has opened.
Washu: Aw man! The portal must have opened when it landed...there's nothing
we can do now...we only have to wait and see who or what walks out of that
portal....
In Japan, the past.
Kaoru: YAHIKO YOU BRAT GET BACK HERE!!!!
Yahiko: IS THAT THE FASTEST YOU CAN RUN UGLY??
Kaoru: JUST WAIT UNTIL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!!!!!!
Sano: So much for quiet and relaxation...looks like tanooki girl and chan
never quit... *Turns around to get two lumps on the head by Yahiko and
Kaoru.*
Misao: Serves you right Sano...
Sano: *Smugly* I didn't know you cared weasel girl...
Misao: *Punching him in the head* I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING
ROOSTER
HEAD, SO QUIT IT!
Kenshin: -_-;;
Yahiko and Kaoru stop running and look around as the scenery disappears and
they find themself falling. Soon all of them feel that as lights begin to
pass them rapidly.
Sano: WHAT THE HELL??
The tenchi group
Ryoko: I feel a presence... a very strong presence....
Ayeka: Shh..someones coming...
?: AAAAHHHHHHHH! *BAM!*
The tenchi group looks wide eyed as a group of people stand up. The new
group look around confused then wide eyed.
Sano: Okay...where the hell are we???
Kaoru: YAAAHH! MONSTERS!!
Kenshin: Oro??
The tenchi group: Huh?
Yahiko: BACK YOU DEMONS! BACK!!!! *Charges at them*
Ryoko: *Picking him up from the back of his shirt* Hey watch what you're
doing kid.
Yahiko: DON'T CALL ME KID!!!!
Ryoko: I'll call you what ever I like ..kid..
Yahiko: SHUT UP!!!! IT'S YAHIKO NOT KID!
Misao: Hey put him down..
Sano: Yeah put him down or else.
Ryoko: Or else what?
Sano: Or this! *Punches at her which she catches his hand.*
Ryoko: Pitiful...
Sano: Shut up you monster!
Ryoko: Monster....
Everyone else: O.O
Ryoko:*picks Sano up and throws him ten feet and flies after him.* I'LL SHOW
YOU MONSTER!!!!
Washu: *Slams Ryoko with a mallet* Ryoko cut that out! You're not making
things better!!!
Sano: *Crashes to earth* @_@
Tenchi: We're sorry if we scared you..uh..welcome to the future...?
The RK group: NANI???!!!!!!!!!!
Washu: Yep you're in the future. I'm Little Washu the greatest scientific
genius in the universe! Aparently my time travel portal accidently opened
and set to your time so that's how you got here...
Kaoru: We're in the future?.....
Washu: That's what I said weren't you paying attention?
Kenshin: Gomen Miss Washu..but...how far into the future are we?
Washu: First of all it's Little Washu, none of that formal stuff okay?
Secondly...the year is Oct 31st 2001.
Kenshin: Oro.....
Yahiko: ....
Misao: Kami-sama.....
Kaoru: ......
Sano: You're joking right?...This is all a dream...I'm going to wake up any
second now.....Any second.... *A car then whizzes by* AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
Ryoko: Relax rooster head it's a car...say it after me...c.a.r car.
Sano: Don't call me rooster head..it's Sano!
Misao: *To the Tenchi Group* You really don't dress like that do you?
Sasami: No..we're just dressed like this because it's Halloween.
Yahiko: Halloween?
Ryoko: You don't know what Halloween is?...I'll tell you...It's a year where
ghost and other creatures of the night awaken from their graves and walk the
streets at night hungry for the flesh of the living. In every dark corner,
in every shadow they're waiting...just waiting silently..paitently...*pops a
flash light under her face* TO SPRING OUT AND GOBBLE YOU UP!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Everyone:
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Washu: *Slams Ryoko once again with a mallet* RYOKO KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
Tenchi: Halloween is a holiday where people dress up in costumes and go
trick or treating for candy.
Sano: You mean the candy is free?
Ayeka: Um..yes...
Sano: WE'RE GOING!!!!!!!!!
Kaoru: And I thought Yahiko was a kid?
Kenshin and Misao: ^_^;;
Yahiko: -_-#
Kiyone: Unfortunately we already went but...if we have different costumes
then I suppose we can go again...
Mihoshi: YAY! MORE CANDY!!!!!!!
Sasami: Can we Tenchi?
Tenchi: Well...it's still early...
Azusa: Very well....
Sasami: YAY!! Comon! *Grabs Yahiko's arm*
*half an hour later outside the Masaki household.*
Ryoko: LET'S GO!!!!
Mihoshi, Sasami and Misaki: YAY!!!!!!!
They walk down the street.
Washu: You still haven't told us who you are.
Kenshin: That's Miss Kaoru, Yahiko, Sano and Misao. And I'm Kenshin.
Washu: Wait a sec...your last name wouldn't happen to be Himura?
Kenshin: It is..
Washu: You're that guy.
Kenshin: Oro?
Washu: There's a legend that says that during the Meji period there was a
man with a cross scar on his cheek. It was said he was once a samurai who
was also known as Himura Battousai. Then he disappeared and was then found
as a simple rounoni.
Kenshin:.....
The group goes from house to house finally coming the the Hinata inn once
again.
Naru: Hi! Here you go..have we seen you before?
Washu: No not at all...
Kaolla: Oooh more trick or treaters!! You know Naru...that bowl of candy
looks kind of empty...why don't you give me that and I'll go fill it up.
Naru: You already had ten bars...
Kaolla: Aw...just one little candy?...
Naru: Okay..*hands her a herseys bar, instead Kaolla takes the whole bowl
and runs off.*
Naru: Kaolla!!!!! Kitsune what did you tell her?
Kitsune: What?
Sano: Guess there is a Megumi in the future...
Yahiko: Scary..
Misao: Very scary....
The group then leaves the inn and heads for a weird looking house that has
little pink flamingos perched on the lawn.
Kenshin: *Rings door bell*
Zim: *Opens the door* AAAHHHHHH!!!!!! *Grabs the candy bowl and throws it at
them* TAKE THE CANDY AND LEAVE MY GUTS ALONE YOU HUMAN STINK BEASTS!!!!!!!!
*Slams door*
Ryoko: That went well....
Gir: *Opens door and picks up the candy that's on the ground and devours it
in one gulp* CANDY!!!!!!! *Goes on a rampage looking for more candy*
Kaoru: POSESSED DOG!!!!!! *draws the wooden sword and charges Gir who runs
away screaming*
Washu: Relax! He's not posessed just a little crazy.
Kenshin: Kaoru-dono calm down...
Kaoru: HOW CAN I CALM DOWN WHEN A GREEN TALKING DOG JUST RAN BY!!!!!!!
Yahiko: Maybe ugly's starting to go insane...
Kaoru: SHUT UP!!!!! *Thwaks him on the head*
After a few minute the group walked back to the Masaki household. Tenchi and
the others showed the RK group a few of the things that were in the future,
while Washu fixed the time portal.
Sano: So you press this button and music comes out of these speakers?...
Tenchi: Yep..
Sano: What if I...whoops!!!! *Drops radio into the kitchen sink*
The radio begins to give out electrical sparks as the entire sink begins to
smoke.
Sano: I didn't do it...
Kenshin: Yare yare....
Kaoru: Good going rooster head.
Tenchi: O,o
Washu: IT'S FINISHED!!!!!
Inside the lab Washu types up a few things and the portal then opens.
Washu: I'm going to have to erase your memories of this evening..sorry....
A bright light flashes and the RK group is transported back to their time.
Washu: Okay..since that's over ...LET'S GO EAT CANDY!!!!!!
Misaki, Mihoshi, and Sasami: YAY!!!!!
Meanwhile....
Faye: How many more houses to go...?
Jet: Two more..
Spike: Now I know what a over packed camel feels like.
The three are dragging two pillow sack full of candy. All of a sudden Gir
runs over Spike stealing the candy and running off down the street.
Spike: COME BACK HERE YOU DAMN DOG!!!!!!!
Japan the past...
Sano: Okay..what just happened??
Misao: I'm not sure...
Yahiko: Hey Kenshin what are you doing with that bag?
Kenshin: Oro?? *Holds up a bag of candy.*
Kaoru: O.o
THE END.
OKAY IT'S SUCKS!!! GOMEN! I WAS UP AT 10 AT NIGHT FINISHING IT...SORRY!!!