Mambo No.5 (MR Style)

Disclaimer: I don't own Monster Rancher apart from the characters I create
and I don't own Mambo No 5 by Lou Bega

Author's Note: I'm sorry if anyone finds this disturbing, actually, no, I'm
NOT, MWAHAHAHA, but on a more serious note, I've decided to test the waters
with these types of fic, hey, I was listening to the actual song and thought
what would a MR version of this song be like

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Genki *offset* "But I don't wanna do this, the others will kill me"
EHG "Oh, be quiet and get out there" *pushes him out onto a stage*

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Genki *dressed up in a white business suit, takes a fedora hat from his head
and twirls it in a fancy style in one hand to the sound of clapping,
then starts singing*
"Ladies and gentlemen and monsters"
"This is Mambo No.5"
"1, 2, 3, 4, 5"
"Everybody in the car so come on let's ride" (Moochi "What's a car, chi?")
"To the liquor store around the corner" (Genki *stops* "But I'm too young to
drink" EHG "Get on with it")
"The monsters say they want some gin and juice"
"But I really don't wanna"
"Beer bust like I had last week"
"I must stay deep cause talk is cheap
"I like Holly, Pixie, Nancy and Myst"
(Holly goes a faint red and Genki swallows nervously as Big Blue, Hare and
Rialto glare at him from off-set)
"And as they continue"
"You know they're gettin' sweeter"
"So what can I do?"
"I really thank you my Lord"
"To me flirting is just like a sport"
"Anything fly, it's all good, let me jump in and send in the trumpet"
(Coal is suddenly revealed, staring down at the trumpet that he's holding, a
puzzled expression on his face)
"A little bit of Holly, in my life" (Holly *blushes*)
"A little bit of Moochi, by my side"
"A little bit of Tigress' all I need" (Tiger "Kid, I'm warning you" )
"A little bit of Nancy, is what I seek" (Hare "HEY")
"A little bit of Minette in the sun" (Blue's mouth drops open and he stares
at Genki, shocked)
"A little bit of Myst, all night long" (Rialto *growls warningly*)
"A little bit of Pixie, here I am" (Big Blue "Do not even think about it")
"A little bit of you makes me your boy"
"Mambo No. 5"
"Jump up and down"
"And move it all around" (Genki "Hey, that's what I'm best at, I am Mr
Energy after all")
"Shake your hand to the sound"
"Put your hands on the ground"
"And one step right"
"One to the front"
"And one to the side"
"Clap your hands once"
"And clap your hands twice"
"And if it looks like this"
"Then you're doing it right"
"A little bit of Holly, in my life"
"A little bit of Moochi, by my side"
"A little bit of Tigress' all I need" (Tiger *bares his teeth*)
"A little bit of Nancy, is what I seek" (Hare "GENKI")
"A little bit of Minette in the sun" (Minette "Blue, what does he mean?")
"A little bit of Myst, all night long" (Rialto *takes a step forward in a
threatening way*)
"A little bit of Pixie, here I am" (Pixie *glares* )
"A little bit of you makes me your boy"
"Trumpet, the trumpet"
(Coal "What do I do with this?" *looks down at the trumpet*)
"Mambo No. 5"
"Ha, Ha, Ha"
"A little bit of Holly, in my life" (Holly's blushing so hard she can almost
pass for a beetroot)
"A little bit of Moochi, by my side"
"A little bit of Tigress' all I need" (Tiger *grits his teeth*)
"A little bit of Nancy, is what I seek" (Hare *cracks his knuckles as if
about to punch something*)
"A little bit of Minette in the sun" (Blue's mouth is opening and closing
just like a fish's)
"A little bit of Myst, all night long" (Rialto "Back off human")
"A little bit of Pixie, here I am" (Pixie & Big Blue *in unison* "THAT IS
IT")
"A little bit of you makes me your boy"
"I'd do all to"
"Fall in love with a girl like you"
"Coz you can't run" (Tiger & Hare "And neither....")
"And you can't hide" (Big Blue & Rialto "....can you" )
"You and me gonna touch the sky"
"Mambo No.5"
Genki *having stopped singing, quickly runs off the stage chased by an angry
mob, consisting of Big Blue, Tiger, Hare and Rialto*

From Evil Hare Girl