Hello Eddy!
Sorry couldn't resist. It's wiretapper. Here's my Funny Taliban/Osama bin
Laden( Can't spell his name) putdown fic. Disclaimer: I own none of the Monster
Rancher 1, 2, or 3 games and/or shows.
Narrator:
Once apon a time, ah, skip it. The rebels are in Afghanistan.
Genki:
Where's That ?
Narrator:
Shut Up!
Osama:
We must kill Japan, Not America!
(
Holly is armed with a . 44 Magnum, Genki a bazooka, Tiger,well, his horns,Hare
is armed with a rocket launcher, Mocchi is armed with an AK 47, and Suezo is
armed,well,ok, tongued with a sniper rifle. They sneak up the hill to were the
remaining Taliban and Osama are. Suezo starts sniping but gets shot after
firing once.)
Suezo:Bye
Bye! (dies)XD
All :
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
(Tiger
runs over da hill fries all the Taliban. Golem Tornados the Taliban that are
running away. Everyone sets their sights on Osama.)
Rebels: Buh
Bye Now!!!!
Osama: ( Singing
every other time) ...I said Let's talk about it
Rebels:(dropping
their weapons)NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Mystery
Voice: Flame
Beam!
(Osama dies.
Everyone looks up. Phoenix is flying. Suddenly sees Moo.
Phoenix: Moo! Let's
destroy Afganistan !
Moo: Okay!!!!!!
Everyone but Moo
and Phoenix:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!
WereTiger:Later guys!
(All MR crew coms back to life and chases WereTiger.)
WereTiger: Stop!!(everyone stops) I know your worst nightmares and can make
them real!
All: NOOOOOOO!!!!!
WereTiger: Tiger shall pay first!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Tiger screams and runs but turns
into a pup which Grey Wolf starts to torture by putting Tiger in a diaper, baby
bonet,baby carriage, and when he cries Grey Wolf zaps his butt.)
Grey Wolf: Is my little big brother in pain? Well It's for your own good!
WereTiger: HAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA! Hare You'll never get money! Genki,Holly, you'll
never get married! Golem you'll always have to fight! Mocchi, You'll never see
Genki again! (Suddenly WereTiger becomes a puppy Grey Wolf and his dad, Grey
Wolf, zaps his butt to teach him not to torture everyone.)G.W. Except Suezo!
END!!!!