Questions for the Mentally Challenged
By: Sailor Luna
Starring: Me and the MR Crew....and the FFIX crew!!
NOTE: I actually got these questions as a forward
e-mail....and
instantly, this strange story popped into my head!! There were more
questions, but I didn't put them all. Enjoy!!
*A spotlight shines on center stage. Sailor Luna walks into the spot
light, smiling.*
Sailor Luna: Hello readers! Thank you for stopping by!
*Crickets are heard chirping.*
Sailor Luna: -_-X I'll pay a million dollars to anyone who
reads this....
*A thousand people appear, cheering and whistling happily*
Sailor Luna: *smiles brightly again* That's what I thought!
Okay, so
welcome fellow readers!!! Today, I will be presenting an interview I did with
the MR characters and the FFIX characters! If you don't know anything about
FFIX, that's alright! Just read it any way and enjoy! Thank you all! *walks
off following by people cheering*
Some Person in Crowd: Hey!!! Where's are million bucks?!
*Sailor Luna drags the MR Crew and the FFIX Crew into a room
and puts
them all in a heap on the floor*
Sailor Luna: Jeez!!! You guys are IMPOSSIBLE!!!! All I want
to do is ask
you a few questions!
Holly: Brownies!!! @___@
Zidane: Your crushing my tail, Tiger!!!
Tiger: Well, Hare's crushing MY tail!
Suezo: Zidane has a tail....?
Sailor Luna: ¬_¬X Knock it off! *takes them all and sets
them up in
chairs. MR crew on right and FFIX crew on left. Shuffles papers in her hand*
Now, just answer the questions honestly!
Everyone: *blinks stupidly*
Sailor Luna: *sigh* Okay, first question!!
What time is it now?
Genki: 9:25 p.m.
Holly: 9: 25 p.m.
Tiger: 9:25 p.m.
Hare: 9: 25 p.m.
Suezo: 9:26 p.m.
Mocchi: 9:26 p.m.
Golem: 9:27 p.m.
Zidane: 9:28 p.m.
Dagger: 9:28 p.m.
Freya: 9:29 p.m.
Eiko: 9:29 p.m.
Vivi: 9: 29 p.m.
Amarant: Whatever...
Steiner: 9:30 p.m.
Beatrix: 9:30 p.m.
Sailor Luna: *sweatdrop* Um...riiight....okay...next
question!
Name as it appears on your birth
certificate?
Genki: Genki....um...I forgot my middle name and last
name...I've been in
the Monster World too long....;____; WHO AM I!?!?!? WAAAHHHHH!!!!
Holly: Holly Brownies Brown!!!! MWHAHAHAHA!!!!
Tiger: Tiger of the Wind....*shrug*
Hare: Hare the Cutest!! #^_^#
Tiger: ¬_¬ Yeah right....
Suezo: Suezo Suezo Suezo!!!
Mocchi: Mocchi, chi, moch?
Golem: Golem. Me think...?
Zidane: I don't have one...I wasn't really born...
Dagger: Garnet Til Alexandros 17th
Genki: Which is your middle name...?
Dagger: Til...I think....*shrug*
Genki: That isn't a middle name.....
Freya: Freya Crecent....the game makers never gave me a
middle name...
Eiko: Eiko Carol
Vivi: Um...w-what's a birth certificate...?
Amarant: Whatever....
Steiner: Albert Steiner!
Genki: You go by your last name...?
Steiner: Would you shut up...? -_-X
Genki: ;___;
Beatrix: I don't have a last name....or a middle
name....damn
SquareSoft...-_-X
Sailor Luna: ...........Next question!!
Parents names?
Genki: I MISS MY MOMMY!!!! WAAAHHHHH!!!!
Holly: BROWNIE MOMMA!!!! YEAH!!!! BO-YAY!!!!!
Sailor Luna: *major sweatdrop*
Tiger: I don't remember mine.....
Hare: *happily* Mine were killed! ^_^
Everyone: ............
Suezo: Holly is my momma!!
Holly: o_0;;;;;
Mocchi: Genki is my mommy, chi!
Genki: 0_0!!!!!!!!
Everyone: ..........*snort*
Golem: Rock. And rock. Is parents.
Zidane: I don't have parents either....unless you say
Garland...but that
just scares me....and I don't wanna think about that....*shivers*
Suezo: What are you, an alien!?!?
Zidane: Shut up, eye ball....
Dagger: My real mother died and my fake mother has also
died.
CP: *runs in* Yeah! That fake mother was really ugly!
*laughs and runs
off*
Everyone: o_0????
Dagger: HEY!!!
Freya: My parents died at a young age. My mother after she
had me and my
father because he go so depressed that he died.
Sailor Luna: *sniffel* So sad....*sniffel*
Freya: Actually, their still alive....I just wanted to make
it dramatic.
Sailor Luna: ¬_¬X
Eiko: They died in a storm...don't remember them at all....
Vivi: Um....what are parents...?
Suezo: Your an alien too!!! IT'S AN INVASION!!! AAAHHHHH!!!
Sailor Luna: Suezo, sit down....
Amarant: Whatever...
Steiner: They sadly passed away...*sniffel*
Beatrix: My parents have also died.
Sailor Luna: Jeez....no one seems to have a normal family
life.....
Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday
cake?
Genki: 10....I think...WAAHHHH!!! HOW OLD AM I!?!?!
Holly: 13....MWHAHAHAHA!!! Wait....maybe it was
11.....?
Tiger: I don't eat cake on my birthday....I eat a nice, raw,
juicy,
freshly killed de-
Sailor Luna: ACK!!! ENOUGH!!! ENOUGH!!!
Hare: ........None of anyone's bees wax!!!
Suezo: 400!!!!
Everyone: o_0!!!!!!!
Mocchi: 4, chi! ^_^
Golem: Old.
Sailor Luna: .....That's not a number.....
Golem: ........?
Zidane: 16
Dagger: 16 as well
Freya: 23
Eiko: 6
Vivi: 6
Amarant: Whatever...
Steiner: 32
Genki: HAHAHA!!! YOUR 32!!!! HAHAHAHAHA-
*Steiner hits him on the head with his sword*
Genki: -ha......X___x
Beatrix: .......*sweatdrop*
Sailor Luna: Aw man....this next question.....-_-
Date that you regularly blow them out?
Genki: X____x;;;;;
Sailor Luna: ^.^;;;;;
Holly: The day of my birthday.....duh....
Tiger: I don't know....
Hare: Christmas!!! Cuz I'm a gift from God!! ^_^
Everyone: ¬_¬X
Suezo: How the hell do I know!?!?
Sailor Luna: .............
Mocchi: The day Monster Rancher first aired, chi!!
Golem: Don't celebrate. Birthday.
Zidane: I don't know...Garland never told me when I was
born...
Garland's Voice: Because I don't remember....fear me... I AM
THE GHOST OF
GARLAND!!!! BO-YAY!!!! I'M SACRY AND YOU AIN'T!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Zidane: .........
Dagger: *giggles at Genki, lying dead*
Zidane: H-Hey!!!
Freya: Don't know, don't care.
Eiko: How sad, Freya! Well, I don't care either....
Freya: I say that, because I don't know.
Vivi: What's a birthday....?
Tiger: What is your problem....?
Vivi: Um....I-I don't know very much.....about me.....
Amarant: Whatever...
Steiner: When I want too....^_^
Beatrix: This is really messed up.....
Sailor Luna: ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!!
Beatrix: o_0;;;;;;;; Um...tomorrow!!!
Sailor Luna: Happy Birthday! ^_^
Beatrix: -_-X
Sailor Luna: .........Oh lord.....
Pets?
Genki: Mocchi....and my pet gold fish....*sniffle*
WAAAHHHH!!!! LITTLE
SUZY!!!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE!!!!
Holly: I ATE MY PET!!! MWHAHAHAHA!!!
Everyone: 0_0!!!!!!!!
Tiger: Technically, I am a pet....
CP: *runs in* I HAVE A CAT NAMED FLUFFY!!! MWHAHAHAHA!!! SHE
GOT RAN
OVER!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!*runs out*
Everyone: ?????
Sailor Luna: What is wrong with her....-_-X
CP: *runs in* I DON'T KNOW!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!! *runs out*
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Sailor Luna: ¬_¬X
Hare: I have a virtual pet....but it ran away....;___;
Suezo: *scared cuz he's Holly's pet and cowers in the coner*
Help
me....;___;
Mocchi: I'm Genki's pet, chi!
Golem: My pet. Rock. *holds up pet, looks at eat, and then
eats it* Is
yummy.
Everyone: 0_0!!!!!!!!
Zidane: I don't have a pet....unless you count Freya, my pet
rat...*snicker*
Freya: WHY YOU LITTLE-!!!
Sailor Luna: Not on a PG fic, Freya!!!
Freya: *grumbles unpleasant things*
Sailor Luna: ^.^;;;;;
Dagger: *giggles at Zidane* Watch it Zidane, she can come
right back at
you!
Zidane: Oh really, how?
Freya: I have a pet MONKEY named Zidane!
Zidane: HEY!!!!
Eiko: She told you!!
Vivi: Um...I had a pet worm....Eiko squished it though...
Eiko: It was in my hair!!!
Amarant: Whatever...
Steiner: I've never had a pet....
Beatrix: I have a kitten...who stays in my room in the
Alexandria castle.
Steiner: I never knew that.....
Sailor Luna: *head in hands*
Tattoos?
Genki: Yeah...but are you sure I should say where?
Everyone: O_O!!!!!!
Sailor Luna: ACK!!!! NONONONONO!!! A THOUSAND TIMES NO!!!
Holly: ........*staring at Genki with wide eyes*
Tiger: Sick.....and no.....I don't.
Hare: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Suezo: ..............No.
Mocchi: I have a butterfly on my foot....but it washed off,
chi....
Golem: Golem don't. Know.
Zidane: What, are you nuts?
Dagger: Please!
Freya: Yeah right! You wouldn't catch me DEAD with one!
Eiko: HAHAHA!!! Never!
Vivi: Um...N-No....
Amarant: Whatever...
Steiner: Amarant....is there a reason you aren't answering
these
questions...?
Amarant: Whatever.....
Beatrix: No, I don't....Steiner, do you?
Steiner: *panics* Y-NO!! No, of course not!! Don't be
silly!!
Beatrix: ............
Sailor Luna: *hitting her head against the wall* Why? *BANG*
Why? *BANG*
Why? *BANG*
Have you been in love?
Genki: Yes....*looks at Holly lovingly*
Holly: Yeah....*hugs brownies*
Genki: ;____;
Tiger: Nope....
Hare: YES!!! With my beautiful face!! * dreamy sigh*
Everyone: .............
Suezo: Yeah!! With that Pink Eye....*dreamy sigh*
Mocchi: Chi....?
Golem: Undine....*sniff*
Zidane: OH YES!!! I have defiantly been in love!!
Dagger: With every girl you meet...-_-X
Freya: Yes....Sir Fratly.....*hangs head sadly*
Eiko: My first love!!! Zidane!!!
Zidane: .........Don't you like Vivi or something...?
Eiko: *blush* No!
Vivi: *blush* Um...yes....
Amarant: Whatever...
Steiner: Yes....
Beatrix: Yes.....
*Both look at each other*
Sailor Luna: Why? *BANG* Why? *BANG* Why? *BANG* Why? *BANG*
Why? *BANG*
Been toilet papered?
Genki: ...........I hope so...
Holly: HAHAHAHA!!! NO!!! MWHAHAHAHA!!!
Everyone: o_0;;;;;;;
Tiger: ........Yes
Hare: Heh....#^_^#
Suezo: Yes....
Mocchi: Yes, chi....
Golem: No. Comment.
Everyone: ............
Zidane: Lord, yes.
Dagger: What a stupid question! Of course!
Freya: Well, duh!
Eiko: Yuppers!
Vivi: Um....yeah...
Amarant: Whatever...
Steiner: Dose that mean you haven't, Amarant.
Amarant: ..........
Steiner: *sweatdrop* Um....well....I have....
Beatrix: Yes, of course.....
Sailor Luna: *knocked herself out* X_____x;;;;;;
Everyone: *sweatdrop at Sailor Luna on the floor*
Croutons or Bacon Bits?
Genki: What kind of question is THAT?!
Holly: BROWNIES!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Tiger: That's not a choice....-_-X And I would chose beacon
bits! Yummy!!
^_^
Hare: Croutons...whatever those are....
Suezo: Beacon Bits.
Mocchi: Beacon Bits!
Golem: Crourtons. Are they. Rocks?
Zidane: The hell....?
Dagger: Umm....no idea.....
Freya: This has WHAT to do with the plot of this plotless
story!?
Sailor Luna: X______x
Freya: *sweatdrop* Never mind.....
Eiko: Beacon Bits...*shurg*
Vivi: D-Don't know.....
Amarant: Whatever...
Steiner: Never had either.....
Beatrix: I would go with Beacon Bits....since everyone else
is....
Sailor Luna: X___________x;;;;;;;;;;;
When was your last hospital visit?
Genki: Yesterday.....Holly beat me up....;____;
Holly: MWHAHAHAHA!!!! I LIVE THERE!!!!!
Genki: The Insane Hospital dosen't count, Holly.....-_-X
Tiger: Never.
Hare: Never!! That's why I have a beautiful face!! ^_^
Everyone: ¬_¬
Suezo: Never
Mocchi: Never, chi!
Golem: Nope...never.
Zidane: No....not that I can remember.
Dagger: Is there a hospital in Gaia?
Freya: I don't think so.....
Eiko: What happens when we get sick!?
Vivi: Um....we get well?
Amarant: Whatever...
Steiner: We have our personal doctor....
Beatrix: He died.....because he got really sick.....
Eiko: o_0!!!!!!
Sailor Luna: *Stands up* O-Ow.....What question's
ne-NNNOOOOOO!!!!
*knocks herself out again) W-Why....? X_______x;;;;;;
Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
Genki: No, Never!!!
Everyone: ¬_¬
Genki: *sweatdrop* Maybe once....or twice....or
twenty.....times......*more sweatdrops*
Holly: YES!!!! ALL THE TIME!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!
CP: *runs in* I have!!!! I stole a carrot stick from Publix!
MWHAHAHAHA!!
*runs out*
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Genki: Why is she doing that.....?
Tiger: You bet! I was a thief, after all.
Hare: No....I've never been caught.....^__^
Suezo: No.
Mocchi: Mocchi....tired...-_-ZZZZZZ
Golem: -_-ZZZZ
Zidane: *yawn* Yes....I'm also a thief.
Dagger: No....never.
Freya: Of course not!! I'm a Dragoon Knight!
Eiko: Yup! Just ask the dwarfs!
Vivi: N-No.....
Amarant: Whatever...
Steiner: Certainly not! Amarant, ANSWER THIS QUESTION!!!!
Amarant: Whatever....
Steiner: -_-XX
Beatrix: No!
Sailor Luna: X_____x We have to be.....almost done......
What do you do most often when you are bored?
Genki: I sing!! LALALALALALALALALA!!!!
Everyone: X_____X;;;;;;;;
Holly: I EAT SUGAR!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Tiger: Sleep....
Hare: Admire my beautiful face in the mirror...#^_^#
Everyone: SHUT UP, HARE!!!
Hare: ;_____;
Suezo: I stare into space....
Mocchi: -_-ZZZZZZZ
Golem: *snore*
Zidane: I walk around in circles until I get dizzy....^_^;;;;
Dagger: That's weird...
Zidane: What do YOU do?
Dagger: I walk in a square pattern until I get dizzy!
Zidane: *sweatdrop* What's the difference?
Freya: I practice my fighting skills.
Eiko: I draw!
Vivi: Daydream....
Amarant: Whatever...
Steiner: I practice my sword skills.
Beatrix: I write in my journal.
Steiner: You have a journal?
Beatrix: Don't you dare!!!
Steiner: ;___;
Sailor Luna: MAKE IT STOP!!!!! WHY!?!? WHY DID I DO THIS!!!
WAAAHHHHH!!!!
What words or phrases do you overuse?
Genki: '............'
Holly: 'MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!'
Tiger: 'Shut up, Hare' Heh....it's my favorite phrase...
Hare: 'I love me!' #^_^#
Everyone: SHUT UP ABOUT YOURSELF!!!
Hare: ;________; You hurt my self-esteem....
Everyone: -_-X
Suezo: I have no clue.
Mocchi: -_-ZZZZZZZ
Golem: *snore*
Zidane: 'My way or the high way'!
Dagger: I don't really have one...
Freya: Never got one....
Eiko: Hmmm...*shrug*
Vivi: 'Um' I use that a lot.....
Amarant: Whatever...
Steiner: HE ACTUALLY HAS A RESPONSE THAT MADE SENSE TO THE
QUESTIONS!!!!
Amarant: ............
Beatrix: *sweatdrop*
Sailor Luna: YES!!! IT'S OVER!!!! I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
*Dances
around like an idiot*
CP: *runs in* Is it over?
Sailor Luna: Yes...and where were you? Why did you keep
running in and
out?
CP: ^_^
Sailor Luna: ??????
CP: *runs off*
Sailor Luna: Ooookkkkaaayyy....well, I started this fic at
9: 20 p.m. and
it is now.....11:04 p.m......0_o;;;;; Jeez....well okay....gotta go to bed!
Thanks for reading....even if it wasn't one of my best ones....*scampers off*
Amarant: *peeks in* Um.....whatever.....I JUST WANT EVERYONE
TO KNOW THAT
I AM THE COOLEST CHARACTER IN FFIX!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *runs of screaming
insanly*
*Crickets chirp*
Amarant: *runs back in* SHUT THE HELL UP YOU STUPID
CRICKETS!!!!!!! *runs
off again*
Crickets: o_0;;;;;;; *all run off*