MSTing of My Fic "The
Quest Worth While"
By: Sailor Lunar
IMPORTANT NOTE: If you don't know
what MSTing a fic is, then let me fill
you in. When you MST a fic, you basically make fun of it. You either use
yourself or just random characters, or both, like I've done. While the point
is to make fun of the fic, and at times it may be harsh, just remember that
it's not bashing the fic. Bashing is something else. Plus, with MSTing, you
MUST ASK THE AUTHOR'S PERMISSION BEFORE MSTING THEIR FIC!!! I will NEVER EVER
MST a fic without the author's permission! Right now, I'm MSTing my own fic
because I'm new at it, and I wanna see how it works out. If you want me to
MST your fic, send me an e-mail with your fic in the e-mail. If you don't
want me to do certain things, please tell me! Another note is that if I ever
e-mail you and ask to MST a fic, you don't have to agree. Be nice when you
reject it, but don't be afraid too. So, where did MSTing fics come from?
There's a show on the Sci-Fi channel called 'Mystery Science Theater 3000'
and it's about a guy and two robots trapped on a satellite called 'The
Satellite of Love'. Their trapped their back a mad woman named Pearl and two
of her henchmen. She sends them really bad, really old movies and forces them
to watch it. While they watch it, the three cut the movie to pieces with
their hilarious comments and jokes! The show is on at 9:00 on Saturday
morning. *points to title of show* Hence the term MSTinf a fic. Anyway, I'll
shut up now! Enjoy!
~~ =means singing
'' =means thoughts
"" =speaking
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**Beginning Music from Theme to "Mystery Science
Theater 3000"**
~In a not to distant future~
~Somewhere between time and space~
~LALALA~
~Sailor Luna and her anime friends are caught in an endless
chase~
~LALALA~
~They're being chased by a girl named Yugi~
~An evil gal who wants to rule the world~
~So she threw a few things in her purse~
~And in her rocket ship she hunts them all across the
universe...~
Yugi (from Tenchi Muyo): "I'LL GET YOU!!"
Everyone: "Waahhh.." T_T
Yugi: ~I send them cheesy fanfics. The worst I can find!~
Tokimi (Tenchi Muyo), Kuja (FFIX) & Moo (MR) (Yugi's
Assistants) :
~LALALA!!~
Yugi: ~They have to sit and read them all as I monitor their
mind!~
SL: ~LALALA!!!~
Everyone: X_x;;;
~Now keep in mind Sailor Luna can't control~
~When the fic begins or ends~
~She'll have to keep her sanity~
Zidane: "She never had it..." ¬_¬;;
SL: T__T;;;
~With the help of her anime friends~
CHARACTER ROLL-CALL!!
GENKI!!
Genki: "I'm mister energy! YEE-HAW!!!" *jumps up
and smashed into the
ceiling* XD;;;
HOLLY!!
Holly: "BROWNIES!!!!" *attacks the walls of the
ship in search of
browines*
TIGER!!
Tiger: *sobbing* "Why me...? What did I do to deserve
this!?"
HARE!!
Hare: "Ain't I so cute?"
Tiger: "TORPEDO!!"
Hare: XD;;;
PIXIE!!
Pixie: *holding special Juciy-Jucie* "YO!! Whatz
uzzzzzp!?" *passes out*
ZIDANE!!
Zidane: "I'm not an anime character..."
DAGGER!!
Dagger: *waves* "Hello!"
FREYA!!
Freya: *throws herself at the window, only to be thrown back
onto the
floor* "Aww...dammit, we're on a space ship...." -_-X
RYOKO!!
Ryoko: "What the hell am I doing here!?"
WASHU!!
Washu: "This...won't be pretty..." -_-;;
KIYONE!!
Kiyone: "YEAH!!! I'm finally free from Mihoshi!!"
^_^ *stops and realizes
where she is* "OH HELL!! PUT ME BACK WITH MIHOSHI!!"
NAGI!!
Nagi: ".....There is a hell on Earth...er, in
space...."
HOLLY-CHAN!!
HC: "God help us all...."
CPPPPPPPPPPPP!!
CP: 0_0;;;;;
~If you're wondering how they eat and breath~
~And other science facts~
~Just repeat to yourself~
~It's just a stupid fanfic~
~You really should just relax~
~And enjoy 'The MSTing of "The Quest Worth
While"!~
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ON BOARD A LARGE SPACE SHIP FLOATING IN SPACE....
SL: "Welcome, everyone, to the Satellite of Pain and
Suffering!"
Everyone: 0_0;;
SL: ^_^
Ryoko: *begins choking SL* "WHY THE HELL DID YOU DRAG
ME INTO THIS,
HUH!??! I DON'T WANNA BE IN ANY MORE OF YOUR STUPID FICS!!!"
SL: XD;;;
HC: ^^;;; "Um...put 'er down, Ryoko...."
Ryoko: *grumbles and drops SL on the ground*
SL: *shoots back up* "I'll tell you why, my favorite
space pirate! The
reason you all are here is because you're my favorite anime/game
characters!"
Tiger: "Joy..."
Genki: "Ummm...question."
SL: "Yes?"
Genki: "Why do we have to make fun of Monster Rancher
stories when we're
usually in them...?"
SL: "I refuse to answer that question, as it goes
against my religion!"
CP: "Really?" 0_0?
SL: ¬_¬;;; "No, of course not!"
CP: *sulks*
SL: "Sssoooo...HEY!! Freya, Zidane and Dagger! Stop
trying to escape from
here!"
Freya, Dagger & Zidane: *trying to burn a hole through
the ship with
fire* -_-X 'Damn!' *slinks away*
Washu: "Well...what about the others from our
show?"
Kiyone: "YEAH!! You don't like them?"
SL: "Actually, the reason their not here, is because
Sasami's to young
and innocent, Mihoshi's too stupid, Tenchi's too naive and Ayeka is...well,
Ayeka."
Ryoko: "HELLZ YEAH!! An Ayeka hater!" *high-fives
SL* (AN: Who dosen't
really hate Ayeka, but dosen't wanna get on Ryoko's bad side...^_^;;;
Seriously, though...I don't hate Ayeka!)
HC: "But...Ayeka is one of my favorite
characters..." ;__;
Ryoko: *glares daggers* ¬_¬
HC: *panics and sweatdrops* "Uh..but..you and Tenchi
make a better
couple!!"
Ryoko: "Thanks!" ^_^
SL: "CP!! Stop trying to escape!"
CP: *pulling at the sealed windows without much luck*
"Damn...it...all..OWIE!! ARM CRAMP! ARM CRAMP!!" *falls over* X__x;;
HC: ^^;;;;; *pokes CP with a stick*
Nagi: "I'm not even in the OVA and you're torturing ME
too...?"
SL: "Yup!" ^_^
Nagi: "Aww....darn..." -_-X "Where's Ken-Ohki
when you need him..."
Ryoko: "Where's Ryo-Ohki when you need HER?"
SL: "I locked them in a dark closest!" ^_^
Nagi & Ryoko: o_0;;;;;;;;
HC: ^^;;;
Hare: *pokes Pixie with a stick*
Pixie: XD;;;
Hare: *get's perverted idea and comes closer*
Pixie: 0_0!!! "LIGHTNING!!"
KABOOM!!
Hare: XD;;
Pixie: "ECCHI!!!" *begins kicking his remains*
Dagger: o_0;; *hides behind Zidane*
Holly: "Where are...the brownies...?" T_T
Genki: "Where is....the bathroom....?" #.___.#
Washu: "Drat! I knew I forgot something when I built
this ship!"
Everyone: o_0;;;;;;;;;
Genki: T__T
*Red light blinks*
SL: "That must be Yugi!"
*A screen reveling Yugi, Tokimi, Kuja and Moo pops up*
Yugi: "Greetings Earthling scum's!"
Everyone BUT CP, SL, HC & the MR crew: "We don't
come from Earth!"
Yugi: ¬_¬ "Shut up! I didn't ask you! Now, today's fic
will be....Moo?"
Moo: "...and then I said, 'But I was talking to the
duck!'"
Kuja: "BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Tokimi: -_-XX
Yugi: "........."
Everyone: ^^;;;;
Kuja: *like an excited little kid at Christmas time, jumping
up and down*
"Tell another one, tell another one!!"
Yugi: "HELLO!?!? I JUST GAVE YOU AN ORDER!!!!"
*blows up the scean with
her psychic powers*
*Screen goes black with smoke*
Everyone: o_0?
*Smoke clears to revel Yugi choking Moo as Kuja runs around
in circles
trying to put the fire out on his tail*
Kuja: "OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!!! IT BURNS!!!!"
Yugi: *shaking Moo* "HOW DARE YOU DISOBEY ME!!"
Moo: XP;;;
Tokimi: *sighs and comes up to screen, clears throet*
"Today's fic will
be "The Quest Worth While" By Sailor Luna".
SL: "AH-HAHAHA! Sounds like a really bad, awful,
stupid----Hey, wait!
That's MY story!"
Others: ¬_¬;;
Freya: *sarcasticlly* "No, really?"
SL: "You can't do that! That's my own fic!!"
Tokimi: "Of course I can, and the reason is because we
don't have any ot
her fics to MST....oh, and this goody-two shoes will be joining you, too."
*Screen leaves and a light flashes on bridge. Revels
Tsunami.*
Tsunami: *blinks* "Huh....?" o_0?
Ryoko: "WAIT!! How's she here without Sasami?"
*Scean suddenly changes as everyone sits in desks, facing a
podium and
screen*
Everyone: o_0??
Washu: *dressed as a science porfesser; walks up to the
podium* "An
excellent question, my Little Ryoko! One which I'll answer!"
Ryoko: "Don't call me that..."
*A flowerpot smashes on her head*
Ryoko: X__x;;;;
Everyone: 0_0;;
Washu: "No talking during class!"
SL: "ARGH! We don't have time for this! The fic's gonna
start any
minute!!"
*A chandler crashes on SL's head*
SL: X__<;;
Washu: "I said no talking!"
Tsunami: "I'm so confused...." T_T
*Ship starts to shake and an alarm blares*
SL: *leaps up* "FIC TIME!!!*
*Everything goes dark as various crashes, bangs and cruses
are heard.
After a moment, the MSTing begins*
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Part 1
Sailor Luna: Me again! Just want to say that I do have a serious side (When
I'm not on a sugar rush)--
ZIDANE: "Which is all the time, actually..."
SAILOR LUNA: "You know it!" ^_^
--and here is proof. I'm not sure how this will do really,
so bare with
me. I'm not even sure the names are right! Just enjoy! =^)
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"Such a beautiful day!" Genki said and ran a head of the group.
RYOKO: "Unfortunately he didn't see the cliff right
ahead of him."
"Beautiful, chi!" Mocchi agreed and ran after his
friend.
Tiger sniffed the air and the wind blew back his fur. It
rippled slightly
in the wind.
TIGER: "I'm SO cool!" ^_^
SAILOR LUNA: "Please don't turn into another Hare..."
TIGER: o_0;;;; "Bad...images...."
HARE: ;__;
Holly smiled at Genki and Mocchi running up a huge hill.
Tiger sniffed
the air. Something didn't feel right.
"Something's in the wind. It's not right." Tiger
said in his calm and low
voice.
FREYA (as Tiger): "Oh wait, it was just Genki, never
mind!"
GENKI: "HEY!"
"Oh Tiger! You say that everyday!" Hare said with
a laugh.
Tiger growled at Hare's comment.
"You should learn to listen once in a while instead of
using your big
mouth to insult people!" Tiger snarled at Hare as they pressed heads
against
each other.
CP: "And they got closer...and closer...and
closer..."
RYOKO (as Tiger): "Oooohhh, Hare! Is that a hint of
wintery freshness I
taste?"
WASHU (as Hare): "Why, yes!"
TIGER: *gags*
HARE: #^_^#
"Say's who Tiger!" Hare growled.
"Me!" Tiger yelled.
"Stop fighting!" Golem said and picked the two up
in either hand.
NAGI (as Golem): "Aww...dammit, I squeezed them too
hard again..."
KIYONE: "Wow, they pop easily!"
TIGER: "Stop making fun of me..." *sob*
"They fight more than two Hare's in a boxing match!
HAHAHAHAHA!!" Suezo
laughed.
ZIDANE (as Suezo): "...Or two women over Zidane!"
DAGGER: *hits him over the head with her rod* -_-XX
ZIDANE: XD;;;;
Everyone sweat dropped at his bad remark. Suddenly, Genki
and Mocchi
stopped at the top of the hill. The were staring at the other side with wide
eyes. Every ran to him--
HOLLY-CHAN: "...and accidentally knocked him over the
edge."
--and gasped at what they saw. A whole village had been
burnt down. Not
only that but mystery disks and dead people lay every where.
"What.....happened?" gasped Holly and put her
hands over her mouth.
"Moo's men no doubt." Tiger growled and made his
way down.
"Let's see if anyone is still....alive." Genki
said as they walked around
the dead village.
Tiger sniffed a paw print left in the ground. He raised his
head with a
snarl.
"Gray Wolf...." he growled in a low whisper and
trailed off.
FREYA (as Tiger): "He still has my pink, fuzzy bunny
slippers."
TIGER: "Hey, who told you!?"
EVERYONE: o_0!!!
TIGER: #0_0#
"No ones alive from what I can see." Holly
sighed as they all came up
with Tiger.
TIGER (as a person lying on ground): "I'm
still...alive...." *cough*
"You're supposed to check for a pulse...not look at their faces,
dammit!"
"Wonder who did this?" Hare said while looking
around.
TIGER: "Al Gore, of course!"
"It must be Gray Wolf. He do bad things here."
Golem said.
Suddenly, a black flash of a shadow caught Tiger's eye.
"Look out!" he cried and knocked Genki on the
ground.
Lightning was shot right over him. Tiger looked up and saw a
shadow of a
wolf monster on the top of a roof. Flames suddenly engulfed the sky behind
the monster. Tiger snarled.
"Gray Wolf." Was all he said.
FREYA (as Tiger): "Where are my damn bunny
slippers!?"
SL: "Hey...where'd Holly and Genki go?"
HARE: *egerly* "I'll find 'em!" *runs off*
Everyone looked closely to see it was indeed Gray Wolf. He
stood with an
evil grin and his blue eye's glared with evil. His badge of evil shined
brightly in the fire and sun. He leaped--
DAGGER: "....and smashed face frist into the ground
with amazing grace
that stunned everyone. It stunned him more than them, however."
RYOKO (as Gray Wolf): "OW! DAMMIT IT!"
--and landed in front of them all.
"Tiger, you have made it far. I'm surprised." he
said in his strange
voice.
WASHU (as Gray Wolf): "...but not as surprised as I was
when you thought
I was a girl."
TIGER: 0_<
Tiger growled and stepped forward in front of the group.
"Let me at him!" cried Genki and was up.
TSUNAMI (as Genki): "I can take 'em!"
TIGER (as Gray Wolf): "TORPEDO!!"
TSUNAMI (as Genki): "...or not..." *cough*
"We can take him!" Suezo agreed.
"No! This is my fight!" Tiger snarled at them and
the group was taken a
back.
"But, Tiger..." Genki began.
RYOKO (as Genki): "What about your blood
pressure?"
"No! Back off!" he growled louder and they did
just that.
Gray Wolf smiled an evil one.
"Brave, are we not?" he snarled and shot Torpedo.
HC: "Actually, no..."
Tiger did the same and the explosion was huge.
SL: "So huge that it hit Moo's fortress and killed
him."
PIXIE: "And after this battle, they found the Phoenix a
year later only
to discover Moo already dead."
WASHU (as Holly): "Damn it all!"
Tiger leaped and they were at each others throat's. Gray
Wolf was quicker
than Tiger and he struck with his claws. That hit him right on his red scar.
He howled in pain and scraped it with his paw.
KIYONE: "Only to realize he was making it
worse..."
Gray Wolf saw his chance and rammed his horns hard into
Tiger's side.
Tiger rolled away and began to get up. Gray Wolf hit him twice more before he
was at the end of a cliff. The group would have helped,--
CP: "...but they were too busy playing strip
poker."
TIGER (as Genki): "YEE-HAW!! Yes! Pay up, Holly!"
--if they hadn't been attacked by Terror Dogs. They were in
there own
battle and no one saw Tiger. Gray Wolf stood over his fallen brother. His
evil grin looked eerie in the firelight but the burning building.
FREYA: "But the burning building...?"
SL: >_<
"So my brother, it ends here. You should have joined
Master Moo. It would
have been easier on both of us." He growled with no sadness whatsoever.
PIXIE (as Gray Wolf): "You're loss, my gain. A pity,
but I warned you to
vote for
Al Gore instead of G. W. Bush, and now you're gonna pay for not doing
so!"
Tiger stared at his brother with his red eye's. He had no
growl or snarl
on his face.
DAGGER: "Instead, he had a grin."
ZIDANE (as Tiger): "YAY!! I'm gonna die!
WHOO-HOO!"
TIGER: ¬_¬
He just stared at his brother. Memories flashed back fast.
Gary Wolf had
almost drowned in a river trying to catch a fish and impress Tiger. Tiger
saved him and they were okay.
TSUNAMI: "Until Tiger tried to catch a fish himself and
realized he
couldn't swim either..."
How they had both been taken in and thrown back out in a box
that carried
them down the river. They both stole and killed for food and both battled
against Moo. Until Gray Wolf was part of him. Tiger stared at Gray Wolf. He
lifted his claw to take the finally blow at Tiger. Suddenly,--
RYOKO: "....Gray Wolf realized Holly was no longer
warring clothes."
SL: ^^;;; 'This'll never get on CP's site...'
--"Lightning Attack!!"
Gray Wolf leaped away as the lightning missed. Big Blue was
visible as he
helped fight with the others. Pixie landed next to the wounded and bleeding
Tiger.
PIXIE: "ALL HAIL ME!!"
EVERYONE: ¬_¬;;
PIXIE: ^_^;;
Genki roller bladed over.
"Tiger! Are you okay?" Genki asked the wolf
monster.
WASHU (as Genki): "You're not bleeding or anything, are
you?"
"Fine." he snorted stubbornly.
"Thanks to me! You could have been killed!" Pixie
said with her hands on
her hips.
Tiger got up and began to walk past them.
"Not this time brother!--
KIYONE (as Gray Wolf): "..This time, I keep the bunny
slippers!"
--Torpedo!!"
Gray Wolf shot his attack. That would have knocked Tiger off
the cliff
but Genki jumped in the way. He cried in pain as the lightning threw him off
the cliff. Pixie was going to go after him--
CP: "...but she was loosing to Hare in the game of
strip poker and no
longer had wings..."
HC & SL: ^^;;;;;
--but Gray Wolf knocked her out with Lightning that sent her
into a rock.
"GENKI!!" Tiger cried and his voice echoed into
the cliff.
ZIDANE (as Tiger): "You can't die now! You still owe me
20 bucks!"
NAGI (as Genki): "Screw yyyyoooouuuuuu....."
Tiger turned to Gray Wolf with the worst snarl and tears in
his eyes.
"You've crossed the line, my brother," he growled
and leaped.
WASHU (as Tiger): "Like last time when you made me
explain the birds and
the bees to you...."
They went into a horrible fight of claws and teeth.
Genki fell. He fell down and down, barely awake. Suddenly,
he fell on
something warm and soft.
RYOKO: "And we can only hope it was an animal of some
sort..."
Then, he blacked out. When he slowly opened his eyes, he was
staring at
blue sky. He jumped up and was surprised to find himself in a huge nest of
golden straw.
DAGGER: "Upon realizing it was golden straw, he felt
pain in his back."
In the nest was what he gasped at. In the nest were golden
cups, plates
and different kinds of jewels.
KIYONE: (as Genki): "Hey, my necklace! My erring! My
bellybutton ring!
That damn Phoenix is a thief!"
Ruby's and emerald's shined in the bright sun that was
slowly
disappearing from dark clouds. Every kind of valuable thing was in that nest.
SL: "Except, of course, a PS2 and a copy of
FFX..."
HC: (as Genki): "Damn..."
More golds than he could got and a golden goblet with jewels
all around
it. Pearls and more were in that nest.
FREYA: "More golds than he could got...?"
SL: 0__<
He blinked at it all.
"What happened?" he asked.
"You fell from a very high cliff. Your very lucky I
caught you." came a
pretty, female voice.
FREYA (as Genki): "Marlin Manroe?!"
Genki turned and almost fell out of the nest.
RYOKO: "Unfortunately, he caught himself on the
edge."
ZIDANE: "By his fly zipper...ouchies...."
Perched on the edge of the golden nest was a fire bird the
size of
Falcon. She blinked at him with black eyes.
"Your.....your......the......the......"
"Phoenix, yes.--
WASHU (as Genki): "Actually, I was going to say 'Demon
from Hell', but
that's close enough."
--I welcome you to my nest." She said for him.
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Sailor Luna: Short, yes, but it'll get better. I promise.--
KIYONE: "It had better..."
SL: *sulks*
--I was running out of time on this so that's why it's short. Hope you
liked
it and send comments!--
FREYA: "...Or flames.."
RYOKO: "...Death threats..."
WASHU: "....Homemade bombs..."
--Oh yeah, thanks CP! =^)
CP: "You're welcoming...I think. Wait, thanks for
what?!"
SL: ^^;;;
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*Screen is black as more cursing, crashing and banging is
heard. Return
to bridge scean*
CP: "Hey...whatever happened to Holly, Genki and
Hare?"
Tiger: *sees a note on the table and reads it*
"SL,
We escaped from this hell ship, so BOO-YA!"
SL: "Damn..." -_-
Freya: "They were suppose to wait for us!"
Zidane: "Backstabbers..."
SL: *evil grin* "Don't worry...Yugi'll get 'em back! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Everyone: o_0;;;
NOTE: Good? Sucked? Stupid? Wrong? Like fried eggs? E-mail
with anything
of the like, but if ya wanna flame, you'll just be ignored. Remember, you can
E-mail me your MR stories that you want MSTed to SummonerRyoko66@cs.com! What
are you waiting for, start sending! I'm bored as hell!