The seven rebels are continuing on their way to find the Phinox.
Suezo: Are we there yet?
Tiger: That's the sixth time you said that within the past ten minutes. NO we are not there yet.
Hare and Suezo: Are there yet?
Tiger: No!
Hare and Suezo: Are we there yet?
Everyone: NO!!!!
Suezo: No respect.
Hare: Amen brother.
Tiger: JUST SHUT UP!!!!!!! *sends bolts of lighting upwards*
All of a sudden a piece of blue rock falls from the sky and hits Genki on the head.
Genki: Ow!!
Suezo: 0.0 Tiger...you broke the sky!!
Tiger: Wha? That's not possible.
Hare: Oh ya? *Holds up blue rock.*
Tiger: *Stars to bawl like a baby* WAAAAAHHHH!!! NOW THE GODS ARE GOING TO BE ANGRY!!!! WHY!!!!
Hare: I'm not going to ask.
Golem: We better find away to fix it. *picks up Suezo. Then a bottle of glue magicly appears out of nowhere. He then throws Suezo upwards.*
Suezo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! GOLEM CATCH ME!!!!!!! *SLAM!!!* ow...
Genki: Um..guys..
More tiny blue rocks fall to earth.
Hare: HURRY GOLEM DO SOMETHING BEFORE THE WHOLE SKY GOES!!!!!
Genki: Guys...
Hare is now histericly throwing glue into the air which is falling back on him while the tiny blue rocks are getting stuck on him. Mochi is running around like an idiot in circles. Tiger is laughing at Hare. Golem is sweatdropping while Suezo is yelling in his ear to do something.
Holly: -_-;
Genki: GUYS!!!!!
All of them stop and look at Genki.
Genki: The sky is not falling it's just a meteor shower!
All: Eh?
Genki: A meteor shower is-
Washu: A meteor shower is a meteor which is blown up into teeny tiny rocks which is heading for earth. The small particles get caught into the gravitational force which is pulled to earth and hits the ground. These are also called wishing stars. These rocks if they are big enough can create craters. Now hail and meteors are different. Hail is created when warm and cold weather is mixed and creates ice like stones which can be very sore if you are hit by one and can be the size of a grapefruit.
Genki: Yeah...what she said.
Hare: *Pointing towards the sky as a huge flying object came towards them.* Guys look at that!!!
Suezo: AHHH! It's a UFO!!
Holly: IT'S MOO'S FLOATING CASTLE!
Tiger: WAAAAAHHH! IT'S THE GODS COMING TO KILL ME FOR BREAKING THE SKY!!!
Mochi: Mochi hungry.
All: -_-;
Washu: Getting back to business...It's a highly generated, technological craft!!
All: 0.o ??
Washu:..A space ship. Come on people work with me here!
All: Oh!
A huge redspace craft landed infront of them with a crash. The doors of the ship opens while everyone holds their breath. Out walks a young man about 20 with red spiky hair followed by a blonde haired kid with spikey hair about 11. A woman with spikey black hair comes out lastly a half woman/cat walks out.
Gene: Hey Gillian this isn't Centinel 3!
Gillian: I'm sorry Gene. But our engine needs repairs so I landed on the nearest planet. Which is ..Earth.
Jim: Hey Gene. Who are those people?
Gene: Huh? *Sees the MR gang staring at him wide eyed. While Washu is running around the ship taking notes.*
Genki: Who are you?
Gene: Oh I'm Gene Starwind and this is Jim, Melfina, Aisha and our ship The Outlaw Star.
Genki: The name's Genki, that's Holly, Mochi, Tiger, Hare, Golem, and Suezo. And the girl is...
Washu: I'm Washu the greatest scientific genius in the universe. And I'm cute too!! But you can call me Little Washu!
Mecha Washu A: Washu you're a genius!!
Mecha Washu B: The greatest in the universe!!
Both: Go Washu! Hooray Washu!!
Washu: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Everyone: 0.o;;
Gene: Okay...
Genki: Exactly what we were thinking.
AIsha: Hey you got any thing to eat?
Holly: Sorry..
All of a sudden three voices were heard.
Brock: Hey Ash! Come back here!! Wait up!
Ash: Hurry it up you two! HAHA!!! *BAM!!!*
Ash smashed in to The OLS.
Ash: Ow..hey who put this in the middle of a field?
Misty: Ash you block head don't run off like that!
Brock: =0_0= *Blushing*
Ash: Oh no..there he goes again.
In a flash Brock is shaking Aisha's hand furiously while commenting how pretty she looks.
Brock: Hi I'm Brock. You're very pretty. Are you busy this Saturday?
Aisha: -.-+ *Claws Brock* GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PERV!!!!!
Brock: I..I think she likes me.
Misty: Brock get a life.
Pikachu: Pikachu?
Misaki: OH HOW CUTE!!!!!!!!! *grabs Pikachu*
Pikachu: pika..CHUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!! *electricutes Misaki*
Misaki: @_@
Ayeka: MOTHER!!!! AZAKA! KAMADAKE!!! TEACH THAT CREATURE A LESSON!!!
Pikachu: PIKAAAA!!!!!
Azaka and Kamadake chase Pikachu around the feild with Ash trying to stop them.
Genki: What else could go wrong?
As soon as Genki spoke a huge hole in the sky appeared and eight kids along with eight strange looking creatures came yelling down towards earth.
*BAM!!!*
OW!!
HEY TAI GET YOU FOOT OFF MY ARM!
OW SOMEONE SCRATCHED ME!
SORRY
Hare: This day keeps on getting stranger and stranger.
Kari: Hey Tai who they?
*freeze frame*
Authors note: Sorry people I'm getting lazy of typing the introductions all over again. Oops sorry back to the fic.
*unfreeze*
Hare: HEY WHAT'S UP WITH THE FREEZE FRAME!
Chibichan: I felt like it.
Hare: Oh like the time you did that Christmas play and you made me wear a dress without telling me first?!
Tiger: ...That's right..excuse me......PHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *GASP* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Ayeka: That's right..HERE MR. MASAKI!!!!!
Scene cuts to the Masaki household.
Nobuyuki:*Hiding in the closet with a cell phone* How many times do I have to tell you! She is going to kill me!!
Police: Sir that's the fourth time you called us about that complaint now if you keep on calling us we will have to arrest you.
Nobuyuki: But she-
Police: ZIP
Nobuyuki: BUT
Police: ZZIP
Nobuyuki: B-
Police: ZIPIT! Now have a nice day. *click*
The closet door opens revealing Ayeka with a whip.
Ayeka: Bwahahahaha!! Found you!
Nobuyuki: *screams like a little girl then dials 911*
Police: Yes police department.
Nobuyuki: PLEASE HELP ME!! SHE'S GOING TO KILL ME!!!
Police: I told you many times sir the police phoneline is not for your personal use so please..STOP CALLING!!!!! *slam. click*
Ayeka: PREPARE FOR THE ULTAMTE PUNISHMENT! BWAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
*KAPAK!*
Nobuyuki:*screams like a little girl*
Scene cuts back to the feild.
Gene: Well that's the weridest thing I ever seen.
Tiger: *Breathing through a air tank.*
Genki: You don't know half of it.
Brock: Hey..aren't you the Digidestins?
Tai: Yeah? Wait a sec you're those Poke'mon guys aren't you?
Ash: *Stops chasing Azaka and Kamadake* Yeah we are?
Genki:0.0;; Uh oh..everyone take cover!!!
Jim: Why..What's wrong? GAK!!
Everyone hids behind the Outlaw Star while the Digidestins and the Poke'mon crew look at each.
Ash: Are you looking for trouble?
Tai: Yeah! And there's something I have to tell you.
Ash: Yeah I'm listening.
Tai:*holds up pokeballs* You dropped these a while back.
Everyone: Trips to the ground.
Ash: Oh thanks!
Genki: That was close.
Holly: I'll say.
Gene: Are we missing something here?
Suezo: Yeah. Authors on the internet some times makes a fanfic featureing the Poke'mon and the Digimon crew in a celeberty death match like fic. Usually it ends up not very nice.
Gene: Okay.
Melfina: This is starting to become weird.
Hare:*Whispering to Melfina* It's weird because the author writing this is an escapee from an insane asylum.
Melfina: WHAT?!
Chibichan: HEY!!!! THAT'S NOT FUNNY HARE!! I DID NOT ESCAPE FROM AN ASYLUM!! I AM A NORMAL PERSON SO THERE! *Sticks out tounge*
Hare: Whatever. *makes that talk to the hand sign.*
Nobuyuki: *Running by* AHHH!! THE CHEESE MEN ARE COMING THE CHEESE MEN ARE COMING!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!
Washu: Yep the perv finally snapped!
Jim: *dumps pepsi can he was drinking* That's it no more caffine for me!
A bright light flashed and there stood the most feared creatures on the face of the earth.
Hare: Ayeka?
Ayeka: GRRR!!!
Misaki:*Grabs Hare's mouth*
Ryoko: AHAHAHA!!
Chibichan: No. THE TELETUBIES!!! *Scary music sounds and lightning flashes*
LALA!
DIPSY!
PO!
TINKYWINKY!
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Gene then takes out his blaster and fires at them.
The teletubies then scream like little girls and run.
Ash: HAHA!! Look at them run!
Matt: YEAH RUN YOU LITTLE WIMPS!!
All of the teletubies stop and turn around giving Matt and Ash the evil eye and then charged both groups.
Matt: Should we run.
Ash: Yep.
Matt and Ash: *Scream like little girls*
The teletubies chase both groups back to teletubies land.
Gene: That was easy.
Hare: *after appolgizing to Misaki* HEY AUTHOR ARE YOU RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS?
Chibichan: The name is Chibichan not Author and no I'm not running out of ideas. I'M EVIL AHAHAH!! Some times..hehe!!
Gillian: Gene I've checked the systems and were going to be stuck here for a while.
Jim: ALRIGHT!!! A vacation fianally!!
Washu: Cool!
Genki: Hey Gene what can I say but. Welcome to the gang!
Gene: Thanks. I have a question...*whispers* Is this author crazy?
Genki: No..just when she comes up of an idea for a fic.
Gene: That was what I was afraid of.
Nobuyuki: AHAHAHHAHA!!! I'M THE CHEESE KING HAHAHA!! BOW TO YOU KING!!!!
Jim: -.-;;Yep this is going to be one long vacation.
Melfina: A very long vacation.
.
The Sky is Falling part 2: Three's a crowd.
At a resort. The OLS crew and The MR group are doing their own stuff while the Tenchi group are back at home with the everyday happenings. The digidestines and the Pokemon crew (who are still running away from the teletubies) are trying to find a way to loose them.
In the hot spring pool.
Jim: This is the life. Finally we get a vacation!
Gene: I agree..*sigh* this is great as long as the author doesn't do anything crazy..
Genki: You should say things like that..she'll probably do something or other like making a fic about us being stuck in a Barney the Purple dinosaur show.
All of them shudder.
Tiger: *Sitting out of the pool*
Hare: Hey Tiger why don't you come in.
Tiger: I'm just fine right here.
Hare: Is it just that you don't want to get wet or are you afraid of the water? Oh..is Little Tiger afwaid of a little wawa? Do you want me to cawwy you in like a wittle baby?
Tiger: -_-#
Genki: o_0 Um..Hare...
Hare: Do you want me to cawwy you in hmm? May be you shouldn't come in you're going to get scared and wet yourself. HAHAHAHA!!!
Jim: I think you better stop...
Tiger: THAT'S IT YOU'RE DEAD!!! *jumps in to pool* LIGHTNING!!!!!!!!!!
Genki: TIGER STOP!!!!!
The attack zaps everyone in the boys section while on the girls side Holly sweatdrops.
Suzuka: So immature.
Aisha: Lighten up Susu. You don't talk much. A CtarlCtarl is a great example of energy and talk.
Suzuka: Energy is right talk is another thing.
Aisha: That's right..HEY!!
Melfina: What's that noise?
All of a sudden the wall exploded sending chunks of rock flying. A huge bolder slammed in to the main office.
Suezo: NICE GOING TIGER!!!
Tiger: Oh just shut it!!
The girls: EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
Owner: WHAT THE *BEEP* HAVE YOU DONE?!!! GET OUT! GET OUT NOW!!!!!!
Much later
Everyone is glaring at Tiger and Hare as they all walked out of the resort.
Jim: So much for a relaxing vacation.
Suezo: Let's get something to eat. I'm starving!
Walking down a path a burrow line rushed past them making trip to the ground. With that three figures popped out of the hole.
Yakko: Pennsylvania our homeland! We're here at last!!
The groups get up.
Wakko: Hey Yakko who are those guys?
Yakko: Must be Omish. Leave the translation to me. Ahem. Hello good farmers. Pray tell are there other people that look like us yon?
Aisha: *Whispering to Jim* What the hell is he talking about?
Jim: I have no idea.
Genki: Um..who are you people..What are you?
Yakko&Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers.
Dot: And the Warner sister.
Yakko: For what we are..we don't know...
YW&D: HELLOOO NURSE!!!!!!! *Yakko jumps in to Aisha's arms, Wakko in to Holly's and Dot in to Gene's. Immeadiately the Warners three were dropped.
Hare: That's where I recognise you from your the crazy kids for the show Animaniacs.
Yakko: And the hundred dollars goes to..Hare from Monster Rancher.
Hare: Really?
Yakko: No..it's just a pun.
Hare; *Yelling upwards again* DID YOU PAY THEM TO DO THIS TO ME?
Chibichan: No..they did that on their own.
Genki: How did he know about the show?
Aisha: I don't know.
Holly: Hare are you okay? Maybe you should sit down.
Hare:*Still yelling upwards.* YA SEE NOW THEY THINK I'M CRAZY!!
Genki: Hare have you been playing that drinking game with Ryoko again?
Hare: No..why?
Genki: Cause you face is red.
Hare: Oh..hehheh.
Chibichan: For shame Hare.
Hare: AW BE QUIET!
Gene: Who the heck is he talking to?
Chibichan: *Walking behind Suezo* What's Hare doing?
Suezo: I don't know but I think he fianally lost it.
Hare: I heard that! GAH! When did you..how did you?
Chibichan: Magic. And ya know maybe you should see a phsycyotrist about that problem of talking to yourself.
Hare: CUTE. VERY CUTE CHIBICHAN!
Chibichan: Glad you think so.
Hare: If it's about the damage at Christmas I'll pay for it all.
Chibichan:*staryeyed* Haresan...
Hare: O.O GAHG!!! WHAT? STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT YOUR FREAKING ME OUT!
Chibichan: That's the first time you ever said you'll pay for something..*hugs him*
Tiger: HAHAHA!!!! NOW WE KNOW HARE REALLY SNAPPED!!!!
Gene: I think from now this is going to be weird.
Jim: Yep.
Yakko: Um..mind filling us in?
Jim: Sure...ya see we crash landed here and happened to be that we met alot of people. These guys plus Chibichan, the digidestines, the poke'mon crew along with a few characters from Tenchi Muyo.
Dot: *sigh* Tenchi is the dreamiest.
Y&W: Girls go fig.
Jim: Any way...the teletubies came on and chased the digi and poke crew away. The thing is that Tiger and Hare don't like each other much so they argue..a lot. Chibichan and Hare have a little thing against eachother so that's why they fight.
Yakko: Oh.
Nobuyuki: AAAHHHH!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!! *grabs and shakes Yakko.
Wakko: What's wrong?
Nobuyuki: Ayeka. She's going to kill me because..*gulp* I let her be Scrooge at the Christmas play.. and I didn't tell her I was avalible for the part now..she wants me dead!!!! *Shaking Yakko harder* NOW SHE'S AFTER ME WAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
Wakko: *Slams Nobuyuki with a mallet*
Nobuyuki: Tanks I needed that...AHHHH!!!!! *runs away*
Ayeka passes the group with a whip in hand cackling.
YWD:0.o;
Hare: Why do you torture us so?
Chibichan: Because your'e a cutie pie yes you are! *pinches Hare's cheeks*
Hare: Forget I asked.
All of a sudden thunder sounded and a dark figure came into view.
Tiger: Oh great it's Moo!
Genki: I thought he was dead?
Suezo: While you were gone the censors decided to make him alive again to see what our reaction was...stupid censors!
Moo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I AM BACK AND THIS TIME YOU WON'T BEAT ME!!!!! *creates energy ball*
Wakko: Oooh! Shiny! Does that armor rust when you take a bath?
Yakko: Are you allergic to the sun?
Dot: How long does it take you to polish that?
Yakko: Do you ever get hot wearing that?
Moo: Stop that you're getting your finger prints all over it.
Everyone else: -_-;;
Dot: Are you related to swamp thing?
Genki: Give it up Moo you're going down!
Moo: Ha do you think that can stop me? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
YWD: We can do that too. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
Moo: Oh yeah! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Yakko: Okay. You win. * all three jump into Moo's arms* Hey do you want to be our special friend?
Moo: No I do not want to be your special friend.
Wakko: Can we call you Dadoo?
Moo: No you can't!
Wakko: Why?
Moo: Because I don't know you.
Yakko: Why?
Moo: Because you're not my problem.
Dot: Why?
Moo: You're not my children!
YWD: Why?
Moo:BECAUSE!...There are no places for children where I live. Understand now?
YWD:*Nod.*
Moo: Good!
YWD: WHY?
Moo: Gah!!! LISTEN YOU NO GOOD LITTLE MONSTERS I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR QUESTIONS SO SHUT UP!!!!!!!
YWD: *teary eyed* WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holly: You should be a shamed! Making three kids cry.
Moo: Well they deserved it!
Holly: You should appologize.
Moo:NO I will not!
Holly: Say you're sorry!
Moo:*like a little baby* I DON'T WANNA!
Suzuka: Say you're sorry of I'll make you live to regret it!
Moo: FINE!! I'm sorry. There happy. Now I must go but don't think I'm done with you rebels yet!!!
Yakko: Thanks for the appolgy but....WE LOVE YOU DADDY!!!!!!
Moo: GAHHHHHHH!!!!! *Turns to run but smashes into a well with a oversided hole which is above the the hot spring resort with Moo landing hard on the newly built wall
Owner: GRRRRRR!!!!!! THAT'S IT!! ALRIGHT MISTER YOU'RE GOING TO FIX THIS!!!! HERE'S THE CEMENT FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO THIS YOURSELF!!!!!!!! *Throws cement cans hitting Moo in the head.*
Moo: The rocks fall down go boom! *faints*
Chibichan: Moo fell down the hole!!
Hare: You watch too many cartoons!
Chibichan: AND I'M PROUD OF THAT WHOOHOO!!!!!
Hare: Figures.
Genki: And I thought Moo was suppose to be all high and powerful?
Aisha: Hey what's that noise?
Sound in the distance: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
MATT YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
SHUT UP TAI!!!!
WILL YOU TWO STOP ARGUING AND KEEP RUNNING!!!
SHOWS HOW MUCH YOU KNOW YOU POKE'MON FREAK!!!!
I'LL SHOW YOU FREAK!!!!
BOTH OF YOU STOP FIGHTING. IT'S BOTH OF YOUR FAULT! YOUR'E THE ONE'S WHO MADE THEM ANGRY!!!
SLAM!!!
The digi and Poke crew ran over the OLS and MR crew with the Teletubies following who happen to be wearing war paint in cutsy looking colors holding up huge cute blunt objects.
Aisha: COME BACK HERE!!!! DON'T THINK I'LL LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS!! THE CTARLCTARL EMPIRE WILL TRACK YOU DOWN!!!!!!!
Gene: Sure they will.
Aisha: ARE YOU DISHONORING THE CTARLCTARL EMPIRE?!!!!
Gene:*Rubbing his ear* Geeze no need to yell so loud!
Suezo: I don't think I can move.
Genki: Pain...
Chibichan: Same here!
Gillum: Gene the repairs are done. We're ready to go.
Gene: Oh kay everyone let's go!
The farewells were made.
Hare: You're doing it again.
Chibichan: It's my fic so there! *sticks out tounge*
After leaving the MR group continued on their way while up in space the OLS crew allowed the Warners to hitch a ride back to California.
Yakko: Are we there yet?
Gillium: No
Wakko: Want to see me make bubbles with my spit.
Aisha: GET AWAY FROM ME!
Dot: Do you think we can stop by Justin's Timberlake's house. HELLOOO JUSTIN!!!
Yakko: Are we there yet.
Gillium: NO!
YWD: WHY?
Jim: Good going Mr. Softie!
Gene: Oh shut up!
Yakko: Hey can I drive?
Dot: No I wanna drive.
Yakko: I'm driving.
Wakko: I never get to drive.
Back on earth.
The digi and poke crew are still being chased by the teletubies.
WHEN THIS IS OVER I'M GOING TO KILL YOU MATT!!!!
AW SHUT IT!
Meanwhile in Washu's lab.
Washu: hehe!! How much longer should I keep those temper devices on the teletubies? I wonder did they have enough...nah!
Ryoko: I could of had a normal mother but nooo! I ended up with a mad scientist who claims she's my mother.
Nobuyuki: *Barges in* WASHU YOU HAVE TO HELP ME!!! PLEASE STOP AYEKA! SHE'S GOING TO KILL ME!!!!
Washu: I don't blame her..for what you did.
Nobuyuki:*Grabs Washu's arm* PLEASE! JUST DO SOMETHING!!!!!
Washu: Fine if you agree to let go of me!
Nobuyuki: *Let's go of Washu and nods his head furiously.*
Washu: Okay..now stay right there. *Walks away.*
A light hits Nobuyuki and he is then turned in to a kiwi bird.
Washu: There you go.
Nobuyuki: !!!!!!!!!
Washu: No need to thank me.
The End for now!
Chibichan: HAHAHA!!! What do you think?
Hare: I hate you!
Chibichan: I take that as a complement.
Hare: Don't you have a test to study for or something besides torturing us?
Chibichan: Already studied...hehe!
Hare: You're a freak!
Chibichan: Glad you think so.
Hare: I don't want to know what the heck you're planning. But if I'm in it. You won't find me! *leaving the room.*
Chibichan:*Putting on head phones* Okay bye! Don't let the door hit you on the way out!
Hare:*Running Back in* YOU WERE PLANNING THAT WEREN'T YOU?! YOU WANTED ME TO LEAVE! HMPH! See if I ever want to be part of your fics again.
Chibichan: Fine!
Hare: FINE!
Chibichan: FINE!!
Washu: *whispering from backstage* PSST! Hey wrap it up already!
Chibichan: Okay. Well that's all. See ya people!