Mike: "Hi. I'm Mike. You may remember me from such stories as One Wierd Day and One Wierd Day 2. Today I'll be showing you some candid recordings that I made of unsuspecting victims'. I mean.....yeah 'victims'. Everyone knows that a father always loves his son and vice versa, but this is just out of character."

Mike takes out a tape recorder and pushes the play button.

Trigger: "I love you daddy."

Tiger: "I love you too."

Trigger: "Do you know how much I love you?"

Tiger: "How much?"

Trigger: "Very very much."

Tiger: "I love you very very much."

The tape stops.

Mike: "..........I'd laugh but I was in a car accident yesterday which has disabeled my ability to. This next one is just plain disgusting."

Mike pushes the play button again.

Hare: "I wonder how my wife and kids are doing."

The tape stops and Mike shudders.

Mike : "Eeewwww. I haven't heard these next ones so brace yourselves! They might be really wierd!"

Mike pushes the play button again.

Golem: "Golem wish he were woman."

The tape stops.

Mike: ".........Oooookkkkkkkkkaaaaaaayyyyy. This next recording is also unheard, so, don't blame me if anyone starts throwing up."

Before Mike can push the button a couple of gus in police uniforms drag him off and he drops the recorder.

Mike: "Hey! What are you doing?!"

Guy 1: "Bringing you back to the insane asylum where you escaped from!"

Mike: "You can't! I have a show to do!"

Guy 2: "The only thing you'll be doing is scrubbing floors and washing dishes."

Mike: "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I won't be famous anymore!!!!!!!"

Guy 1: "You never were."

Mike: "WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

After they all leave Genki and the others walk up and find the tape recorder and Genki picks it up.

Holly: "What is that?"

Genki: "It's a tape recorder. You can record noises and play them back to hear as many times as you want."

Holly: "See if there are any noises on it."

Genki: "Okay."

Genki pushes the play button.

Trigger: "I love you daddy."

Tiger: "I love you too."

Trigger: "Do you know how much I love you?"

Tiger: "How much?"

Trigger: "Very very much."

Tiger: "I love you very very much."

The tape stops. Tiger turns a bright shade of red as everyone else chokes back hordes of laughter. Genki pushes the play button again.

Hare: "I wonder.."

Hare: "AH!"

Hare pushes the stop button.

Hare: "That was nothing. It was nothing. It never was anything. Hahahahahahaha."

Genki: "You're hiding something on this tape recoder!"

Genki reaches over to push the button again.

Hare: "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

Genki pushes the button.

Hare: "I wonder how my wife and kids are doing."

Everyone: "....................."

Hare turns red and Genki pushes the button again.

Golem: "Golem wish he were woman."

The tape stops. Everyone walks away from Golem with a nervous look on their faces.