Title: Stop Holly!! (Squeal to, "Don't Ask, Just Don't Ask".)
By: Sailor Luna
Starring: CP and Sailor Luna! ^_^
Also: (CP's Rambling) If you didn't get a chance to read "Don't Ask, Just Don't Ask", first of all, you should, funny as heck! ^_^ Also, some jokes here are from that story, including brownie-eating Holly, Holly torture=Holly revenge plus Moo and Phoenix opening a diner! :D
Well, I enjoyed it! I'm sure Sailor Luna hopes you enjoy it too! ^_^
(CP and Sailor Luna suddenly appear in MR world from nowhere.)
CP: Hey! Where are- Oh-no! Not here again!
Sailor Luna: This is bad! We have to be on the look-out for Holly. Hope she doesn't have brownies with her.
(MR crew suddenly appears.)
Tiger: Huh?
Genki: Where are we?
CP: You mean this isn't the MR world?
(MR crew looks confused. Suddenly Holly appears with dagger and frying pan.)
Holly: Welcome to, HOLLY LAND!!!!!
Everyone: (Sweats) Holly Land?
Holly: Yes! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Sailor Luna: (Sweats) This should get interesting.
(Holly runs at them with dagger and frying pan.)
Holly: YOU SHALL ALL DIE!!!!
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
(Holly chases them with the two objects raised. Suddenly Gatomon appears out of no where. Everyone stops and looks at her.)
Gatomon: This isn't good.
Holly: How cute!!!
(Hugs the sweats Gatomon. CP sees Holly's dagger on ground.)
CP: (Pokes Suezo) Hey, Suezo! Get Holly's dagger! It's on the ground.
(Suezo slowly goes up to it and reaches his tongue out. Holly turns around and Gatomon goes flying into a tree looking really deformed.)
Holly: HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY DAGGER!!!!!! YOU ALL MUST PAY!!!!!!
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
(Holly hits everyone with her frying pan. She then raise's her dagger.)
Holly: You must face the dagger when traveling in, HOLLY LAND!!!!!
(Evil music plays)
Sailor Luna: (Sweats) Look Holly, we can help you. Just put down the dagger and-
Holly: NO!! You tried to still it so now I'm gonna steal something from you! I'M TAKING OVER THE MRFFA!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
(CP jumps up and begins a fight with Holly in a cloud of dust.)
CP: If you even go NEAR the MRFFA, I swear you'll be grilled at the stake!
Holly: Who's gonna stop me!!??
CP: ME!!
Holly: Oh yeah!?
CP: YEAH!!!
Everyone: ^.^;
(Cut to CP and the others with Moo.)
CP: Okay, twenty bucks.
Moo: Thirty, Holly's pretty scary.
Sailor Luna: SHE'S YOUR DAUGHTER FOR PEAT'S SAKE!!!!
Moo: So? Your point is?
CP: (Sigh) Okay, okay. Here's thirty.
Moo: Okay. Now I'll protect you and Sailor Luna and the MR Crew.
Everyone: ^__^
Moo: Oh yeah, and the MRFFA.
CP: ^_______^
(Holly appears.)
Holly: OH DARE YOU ALL!!!!! YOU ARE A TRAITOR MOO!!!
Moo: I was never on your side! back away or I'll be forced to use the force on you!
Everyone: ^.^;
(Holly and Moo go into a dust ball of fighting.)
CP: (Sweats) This isn't working.
Hare: (Sweats) I agree.
Tiger: (Sweats) What was the first clue?
(Moo and Holly stop fighting. Moo looks really scared as Holly raise's her dagger and frying pan.)
Holly: I CALL UPON THE BROWNIES!!!!
(A bunch of brownies appear in her frying pan. She eats them all like an idiot.)
Everyone (even Moo): ^.^;
(Holly finishes and raises the objects again.)
Holly: I'M REFRESHED!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
(Runs at group. Moo begins to run away.)
CP: (While running from Holly) Where do you think your going!?
Moo: Uh, to meet Phoenix for lunch. Were still trying to raise money for taking over the world and making another diner. Bye!
CP: Come back here you over grown cow!! I want my thirty dollars back!!!
(Holly jumps on everyone and there is a dust ball of fighting.)
Sailor Luna and CP: HHHHHHHEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!
Holly: NO ONE CAN ESCAPE, HOLLY LAND!!!!
(Evil Music Plays)
(Holly gets up and runs off. Everyone is on the ground looking deformed.)
Suezo: Ouch.
Genki: This is getting way too violent for kids.
Mocchi: Mocchi in pain.
(CP and Sailor Luna jump up and look normal.)
CP: She's after the MRFFA! Let's go!
(All run to the MRFFA Headquarters. Holly sits on the boss's chair (which would be CP's chair ^_^) and types on the computer.)
Holly: (Reads the screen out loud) I'm the new ruler of the MRFFA!!! CP is gone and has left me in charge! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Bow down to me!!!!
(Everyone comes through the door and CP begins to beat up Holly.)
CP: Your gonna pay for touching my MRFFA!!!
Holly: NO! I'm the powerfully Holly!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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