TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!

TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!

By: Sailor Luna >^.^< (Like my kitty face?)

Starring: MMMEEEEE!!! Holly-Chan, CP, the MR Crew, some of the FFIX crew, and, uh.......Holly.....I guess...

Holly: WHAT?!?!

SL: o_0;;;;



*Screen unfreezes and the Brownie Trio and Cookie Trio fall flat on their faces.*

Everyone else: -_-XXXX

Zidane: It's gonna be a LOOOONNNNGGGG fanfic......

Genki: Oh yeah.....

BT: DDDIIIIEEEEE!!!

CT: NO, YOU DDDDDIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!

*They begin to fight in a cloud of dust. Everyone else watches while sipping lemonade and laying in lawn chairs.*

FIVE HOURS LATER.....

Tiger: This is so.....stupid....

Genki: Alright, that's enough! STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!

*Fighting stops and the BT and the CT glare at him, all of them beat up badly.*

Genki: Um.......heh, heh.........oops.....

Sailor Luna: Wait.....why do we want this world anyway...? It's not even ours....its Holly Land.

*Evil music*

CP: Yeah.....your right! Who wants Holly Land *Evil Music* anyway?

Holly-Chan: I agree. Holly Land *Evil Music* isn't worth fighting for.

*They join the others.*

Holly: YOU'LL ALL BE SORRY YOU EVER HEARD OF HOLLY LAND!!! *Evil Music* BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Hare: We already are......

*CT runs off.*

Zidane: Okay, their gone! Now we have to think how to get out of this place...Holly Land...*Evil Music*

Freya: Even if we escape Holly Land *Evil Music* they'll still follow us.

CP: Freya's right. We don't even know if there's a way to leave Holly Land *Evil Music* and get back home.

Holly-Chan: Maybe somehow we can leave Holly Land *Evil Music* and get help to put the Cookie Trio in the Insane Home...?

Sailor Luna: Good idea, Holly-Chan.

*Evil Music*

Everyone: o_0;;;;;;;;;

Sailor Luna: I said HOLLY-CHAN not HOLLY LAND!!!! *Evil Music* ¬_¬XXX

Holly-Chan: How....how insulting!!

Zidane: Holly Land... *Evil Music* ..........

Genki: Holly Land *Evil Music* if the worst place on EARTH!!

Tiger: If Holly Land *Evil Music* is still ON earth....

Zidane: .............

Freya: Zidane.....? What's wrong with you....? Dose it have something to do with Holly Land...?

*Evil Music*

Zidane: ............. -_-XXXXXX WOULD YA STOP THE FRICKEN MUSIC PLEASE !!!????

Everyone: o_0;;;;;;;

*Evil Music plays again, but louder.*

Zidane: That's it!!!! *Runs off stage and destroys tape recorder. Runs back on.* That's better!

*Dagger and Eiko suddenly appear out of now where.*

Dagger: Zidane! Freya! There you guys are! We've been looking everywhere for you and.....where are we?

Eiko: This isn't any place on Gaia...?

Zidane: How'd you guys get here?

Dagger: A white portal....Eiko, I TOLD you not to jump through it!!

Eiko: Hey, you were the one who wanted to find Zidane and Freya!

Sailor Luna: Alright, let's explain everything.....*She explains.*

Dagger and Eiko: .........?

Freya: Don't try to understand......

*Holly, Phoenix and Tron suddenly burst in with Moo tied up in a thousand chains.*

Holly: WE HAVE WAYS OF MAKING YOU ALL TALK!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Everyone: ???????

Tron: THAT'S RIGHT!!!!! WE'LL MAKE YOU ALL TELL US WERE THE EXIT IS!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Holly-Chan: You mean YOU guys don't know either!??!

Phoenix: CORRECT!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Everyone: *Trips*

CP: How stupid!! Hate to tell you this but, we don't know- *They all suddenly are in a cage facing a small room with a single lamp hanging on the ceiling. Sailor Luna sits in the chair under it.*

CP: -either.......?

Zidane: What the hell....?

Freya: Great.....what else could go wrong...?

Mocchi: Um....we could be in the same cage as a sugar high Moo, chi?

Holly-Chan: True....good point.

Mocchi: Um.......like now, chi?

CP: What are you talking 'bout Mocchi?

Mocchi: ..........

Genki: Mocchi?

Mocchi: ............

Dagger: Mocchi?

Mocchi: ............

Zidane: What happened to.....

*They turn around and see Moo in the same cage with a dead Mocchi under his foot.*

Zidane: ....him.....? ............. Crap.

Mocchi: X_____________X

Moo: MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Foams at the mouth*

Everyone: o_0;;;;;;;

Tiger: He has rabies!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

*Everyone begins to run around the cage in a circle with Moo chasing them and a dead Mocchi in the middle.*

Holly: *Approaches Sailor Luna in the chair* Like I said....we have ways of making you talk....*Begins to walk around her* You did something awful a long time ago....didn't you......?

Sailor Luna: No!! No....I.....I didn't!!!

Holly: HA!!! You stutter! You LIE!!! TELL THE TRUTH!!!

Sailor Luna: NO!!!! I'm....I'm not lying!! It IS the truth.....*Sniff*

Holly: THE TRUTH, SAILOR LUNA!!! THE TRUTH OR TELL US THE EXIT TO HOLLY LAND!!! *Waits for evil music, but it doesn't come. Turns to the side, the part out of sight.* Where's the music!?!? *See's smashed up stereo and sighs, then turns back to Sailor Luna.* WELL!?!?!?

Sailor Luna: I.....I....WWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! *Cries waterfall tears* I DIDN'T WANNA DO IT.....BUT IT WAS SO......SO TEMPTING!!!! *Sniff* THEY LOOKED SO.....GOOD!!! WWWWWWAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! I DIDN'T MEAN TO EAT THAT BOX OF CRAYONS, BUT I WAS ONLY FIVE!!!!! WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH *Sniff*

Holly: *Trips with sweatdrop*

Everyone in cage(even Moo): o_0;;;;;;;;

Holly: IDIOT!!!!

Sailor Luna: *Sniff* I want my.....mommy.....*Sniff* *Sucks thumb and holds a dead Mocchi like a teddy bear*

Everyone: o_0;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

*Holly throws Sailor Luna in the cage with the rabied Moo and grabs CP and puts her on the chair.*

Holly: Now, hopefully your smarter than your friend.....

CP: Uh....no..?

Holly: ¬_¬XXXX Never mind that statement....NOW!!!! *Shines bright light on CP* WHERE WERE YOU ON DECEMBER 25th OF LAST YEAR!!! HUH!?!??! WHERE WERE YOU!?!?

CP: Hmmm....lemme think.....I was......ummm.....25th of December.....I was......hang on, I've almost got it.....uhhhhh.....

FIVE HOURS LATER.....

Everyone in cage: -_-ZZZZZZZ

Holly: *On the floor staring into space, drooling.* .........

CP: Hang on, I've almost got it.....hmmmmmm....oh yeah!!! I was at home with my family opening Christmas presents!!! ^___^

Holly: ............*Still drooling*

CP: o_0?????

Everyone in cage: *Wakes up and Moo begins to chase them again*

CP: *Shurgs and takes the key, opens the door, goes in the cage, closes the door, locks herself in and throws the keys at Holly, making her jump up.*

Freya: WHY DID YOU JUST DO THAT!?!?!?! WE COULD'VE GOTTEN OUT OF HERE!!!!????

CP: Uh.....no....?

Everyone: -_-XXXXXX *Begins running again*

*Holly grabs Holly-Chan and places her in the chair.*

Holly: Alright!!! Time for you, Holly-Chan!!

*Evil music suddenly plays*

Holly-Chan: o_0;;;;;; HEY!!!!

Holly: Listen up! WHAT DID YOU DO WHEN YOU REALIZED YOUR BOYFRIEND LIKED YOUR BEST FRIEND!?!?!?

Holly-Chan: *Blinks* I have a boyfriend.....?

Holly: AAARRRGGGHHHH!!! JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!

Holly-Chan: *Blinks again* What question...?

Holly: THE ONE I JUST ASKED YOU!!!!

Holly-Chan: You asked me a quesion.....? Okay, the answer is 4!!! ^___^

Holly: SHUT-UP!!!! HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE!!!

*Throws Holly-Chan back in the cage and takes Mocchi and puts him in the chair*

Holly: Okay......why do you jump of cliffs Mocchi!!?!?

Mocchi: ...........

Holly: Mocchi?

Mocchi: ...........

Holly: Mocchi?!

Mocchi: ..........

Holly: Mocchi!?!?!?

Mocchi: ...........

Holly: MOCCHI!!!!!!???????

Mocchi: ............

Holly: DAMNNIT, IF YOU DON'T ANSWER ME I'M GONNA KICK YOU OFF A CLIFF!!!!!!

Mocchi: *Slumps over* X________________X

Holly: ¬_¬XXXXXX

*Throws Mocchi back into the cage and grabs Zidane and places him in the chair*

Holly: I'm warning you!!! If you don't give me a REASONABLE ANSWER I'm gonna kick your @^# from hear to the moon!!!!!

Zidane: ....Whatever......*Gasps* and don't use such words!! *In a mother-like tone* There could be children reading this!!

Holly: ¬_¬ ........Now, DO YOU KNOW HOW TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!??????

Zidane: What are you, nuts? If I knew, I wouldn't be here right now. Oh, and the answer is 48, not 4.

Holly: AAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! GET BACK IN THAT CAGE!!! GETBACKGETBACKGETBACK!!!!!!!

*Throws Zidane back in and grabs Genki*

Holly: Now, how the hell do I leave Holly Land?!?! *Waits for music then sighs*

Genki: Turn left at Elm Street?

Holly: RETARD!!!!!!

Genki: *Sniff* I thought.......I thought you loved me Holly.....*Sniff*

Holly: .............

Genki: ............^_^

Holly: DAMN YOU, JERK!!!!

Genki: o_0;;;;;;;;

Holly: *Throws him in cage and grabs Freya.* Same question!!!

Freya: Turn right, not left. And its 140, not 48 or 4.

Holly: YOUR ANY IDIOT!!!! AN IDIOT I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!

Freya: Okay, so maybe it wasn't Elm Street. I think it was-

Holly: GET BACK TO YOUR CAGE!!! *Throws her in and grabs Hare* Hare.....*Twitch*.....answer this right.....*Twicth*.....and you'll never be tortured....*Twitch* again......

Hare: o_0;;;;;;; Um.....I think it was two doors down and five across, take a left at Elm Street, three more blocks down and then your there!

Holly: THE EXIT!!!????

Hare: No, my house! I'd love to have everyone over! ^___^

Holly: YOUR HOUSE!!!???? I DON'T WANNA GO TO YOUR HOUSE!!!!!

Hare: ;______________;

Holly: *Throws him in cage and pulls out Tiger* Tiger......

Tiger: Hmmm......the winds tell me.......many things.....I'll ask it your question you seek......*Pulls out a crystal ball and a big scarf. Wraps scarf around his head and places his paws on crystal ball* OOOOOMMMMM..........OOOOMMMMMMM......OOOOMMMMMMMMM.....

Holly: The hell.....?

Tiger: The spirits tell me your boyfriend will soon cheat on you....

Holly: *Glares at Genki being chased by Moo. He smiles at Dagger.* GEEEEEENNNNNNNKKKKKIIIIIIII!!!!

Genki: o_0;;;;;;;;;

*Holly smacks Genki over the head with a frying pan and he lays in the middle of the cage while the others run around him, running from Moo who still foams at the mouth.*

Genki: X____________X;;;;

Dagger: All he did was smile....

Zidane: But your not his girl!

Dagger: I'm not yours either!

Eiko: Your mine, Zidane!

Zidane: Your only six!

Eiko: So?

Zidane: SO?! I'm sixteen! Age difference!?

Eiko: *Sigh* Okay, but Dagger, you know you like him!

Dagger: *Blush* Do NOT!

Zidane: *Grins*

Holly-Chan: Save your breath for running!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

*Contuines to run. Holly throws Tiger in there to join them and is about to take someone else when Phoenix and Tron suddenly appear.*

Tron: HOW DARE YOU LOCK US UP, HOLLY!!! NOW YOU SHALL DIE!!!

Everyone: o_0;;;;;;;

KA-BBBBBBOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!

*A pile of ruble is where the building use to be. Various arms and legs stick out among the ruble.*

Everyone: X____________________X

To Be Continued.......

Will they EVER make it out of Holly Land *Evil Music* alive? Find out next time on the story, "The Reason We Are This Way Is....."!!

Holly: NOW the music works!!!

Dagger: I didn't want to be in this story!

Eiko: Me neither!

Zidane: I didn't, but look what happened anyway...?

Freya: Your making me act like a complete RETARD!!!

SL: I know....heh, heh....MHWHAHAHAHAHAH--AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

*SL runs as Freya, Zidane, Dagger, Eiko and Holly chase her with various weapons....*