The Evil Person Who Started It All By: Sailor Luna



Note: I know, I know, the brownie jokes are old. I have some more insanity I can come up with. Here's some of it. WARNING!: Soon there will be character tortures. CP will soon not like me...... *Evil laugh*


CP, Sailor Luna and MR Crew are still lost in Holly Land.)

Tiger: *Looking around* Well, I say we give up and make our selves at home.

(Everyone stares at him.)

Tiger: *Sweats* Or not.

CP: Holly could be anywhere. Keep your guard up.

*Holly appears behind CP with dagger and frying pan*

Holly: MAWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

CP: WAHHHH!!!! *Spins around* Don't DO that!!!!! How DO you do that anyway!?!?!?

Holly: MWHAHAHAHA!!! I am magical!!!

Genki: *Sweats* Sure Holly.

Holly: You can't stop me this time!! I don't need brownies to be crazy!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Everyone: o_0;;;;;

Holly: That's right!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Sailor Luna: Oh, crap.

*Holly runs at them and begins to beat them up. MR Crew jumps out of the dust ball and runs off. Tiger gets caught by the tail by Sailor Luna and pulled back in. Suddenly, a hooded figure apperes and the fighting stops.*

Hooded Figure: Greetings, humans. I am Guy. How are you today?

Tiger: *Sweats* Guy?

Guy: Yes?

Tiger: -_-X

CP: Uh, who are you?

Guy: I'm glad you ask. Ahem. I AM THE ONE AND ONLY CREATOR OF THE WORLD!!! I MADE YOU WHAT YOU ARE!!! I AM BROUGHT YOU HERE TO THIS LAND!! IT WAS I WHO MADE HOLLY CRAZY!!! I AM GUY!!!!! THE CREATOR OF INSANE H0LLY!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Voice echoes*

Holly: *Bows to him* Master!

Everyone: ^.^;;;;

*Rest of MR Crew run out, all angry.*

Genki: An outrage!! We heard it all from Japan!!

Mocchi: Not nice man, chi.

Guy: My name is Guy not man. MWHAHAHAHA!!!

Sailor Luna: *Angry rising* YOU!! It was you who got us stuck in this place called Holly Land!?!? *Evil music plays* -_-X

CP: YOU made Holly insane?

Guy: Correct.

Everyone: @_@

Guy: *Sweats* Did I also mention that I made Holly insane without the brownies and cookies?

Everyone: DDDDDIIIIIEEEE!!!!

*Jumps on Guy and starts beating him up.*

Holly: MASTER!!! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!! *Joins fight*

*Dust ball continues to fight. Guy suddenly disappears. Everyone stops fighting.*

Hare: He disappeared.

Mocchi: CCCHHHHIIII!!! *Runs off cliff*

Tiger: -_-XX THAT DOES IT!!! *Runs off cliff after Mocchi*

Everyone: o_0;;;;;;;;

Holly: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME OR MASTER YET!! MWHAHAHAHA!!!!

*Holly runs off into forest.*

WHAM!!!!

Holly: *From far in the forest* I MEANT TO RUN INTO THAT TREE!!!! MWHAHAHAHA!!!!

Sailor Luna: *Sweats* Oh, boy.

CP: *Sweats* I should've written my will.

*A beat up Tiger slowly climbs the cliff with a dead Mocchi on his back. Reaches top and crawls to the group. Mocchi rolls off his back.* Mocchi: Chi..... X_X

Tiger: He.... *gasp* .... will....*gasp* .... die.....

Hare: Now we have two insane people.

*Tiger jumps at Hare and throws him off the cliff. Mocchi suddenly gets up with X's still in his eyes and jumps off too.*

Everyone: o_0;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Tiger: -_-XX

*Guy appears again*

Guy: Are you done yet?

Golem: Golem don't like Guy.

Guy: Why thank you!!

Golem: NNNNOOOOOO!!! *Jumps off the cliff*

Everyone: o_0;;;;

Guy: I have the worst news, all the money in the world is gone.

Hare: NNNNOOOOO!!!! *Jumps off the cliff*

Tiger: *Sweats* It was coming to him all the time.

Guy: Heh, heh. Genki, Mocchi's in trouble.

Genki: I'M COMING MOCCHI!!! *Jumps off cliff*

Sailor Luna: *Sweats* Isn't Mocchi dead.......?

CP: ^.^;;;

Guy: Suezo, guess-

Suezo: NNNNOOOOO!!!! *Jumps off cliff*

Everyone: o_0;;;;;

Guy: One last thing. HOLLY!!!

*Holly appears with a chain around her next. She's slashing her dagger with fangs*

Guy: Bow to me or I'll release her!

CP, Sailor Luna and Tiger: NNNNNNOOOOOO!!!! *They jump off the cliff*

Guy: That was easy. *Throws Holly off the cliff*

*Holly suddenly jumps back up with her dagger.*

Holly: You made me, you shall die!!!!

Guy: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!