Two the Moon!!!

By: Sailor Luna and CP

NOTE: The spelling of the title is on purpose, in case you were
wondering...^__^;;;; Anyway, here's the story behind this....CP and I started
e-mailing each other back a forth with this strange story about going to the
moon. The parts CP wrote are in red and the parts I wrote are in blue. I also
had to change a little bit of it so it would make more story sense.
Also....we kinda went crazy with the Happy Music...so...just bare with
it...^__^;;;; Well, we both hope you enjoy it!!!

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ONE DAY, CP HEARD A REALLY FUNNY JOKE...AND THEN IT STARTED FROM THERE....

    CP: *Laughs*

    Tron: "Um...CP?" O_O;;;

    *CP laughs harder*

    Tron: ....

    *CP explodes*

    Tron: O____o!!!!!!!

    .....

    *Tron picks up a stick and pokes CP with it*

    CP: X______X;;;

    Tron: ....

    *Sneaks away*
    Tiger: She's out cold....
    Everyone:........
    Holly: LET'S STRAP HER TO A ROCKET AND SEND HER TO THE MOON WHILE SHE'S
STILL OUT!!!!!
    Tron: YEAH!!!!!!
    SL: ^^;;;;;;; Um.......
    CP: X_____________X;;;;;;;;;;
    CP: *Wakes up and looks down to see herself tied to a rocket*

    O_______o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
    SL: WAIT!!!!!
    *Holly and Tron look up from lighting the fuse*
    Tron: What?
    SL: Um.....don't send CP into space! What has she ever done to you!?
    Tron: WHAT HAS SHE EVER DONE TO ME!? WHAT HAS SHE EVER DONE TO ME!?!?!?!?
HAVE YOU NOT BEEN READING HER UPDATES ON HER SITE!?!?!? SHE MADE ME DUE THE
RECOUNTS WITH TIGER AND TORTURED ME WITH THAT SONG!!!!
    Holly: AND SHE TORTURED ME!!!
    Tron: SHE TOOK AWAY MY WHIP, BUT I GOT IT BACK!!!!!
    Holly: AND SHE TORTURED ME!!!!!!
    Tron: SHE WON'T LET ME HAVE MEGAMAN!!!!!!!!!
    Holly: AND SHE TORTURED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Tron: *At Holly* ¬_¬XXXXXX
    SL: ^^;;;;;;; Um.....okay, never mind that....but she's my friend!! Don't
blast her off!!
    Tron: She's your friend, huh?
    Holly: Wait a minute.....YOU TORTURED ME TOO!!!!!!!!
    SL: o_0;;;;;;;;;; Time for me to leave! Bye now! *Runs off*
    CP: ;_____________________;
    TWO MINUTES LATER......
    *Both SL and CP are tied to the rocket*
    Holly and Tron: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
    SL and CP: ;______________________;
    CP: "Oh well. I heard the moon is suppose to be nice this time of year."

    SL: "What are you talking about......?" -__-;;;

    Holly: "HAUHAHAHAHAHHA!!"

    *Fuse blows out*

    Holly: O___O;;;

    CP and SL: =:)

    SOON...

    *Holly and the others are tied to the rocket*

    CP: "HAUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"

    SL: ^________________________^

    Peoplez tied to rocket: ;___________________;'

    A LONG TIME LATER.....

    Still on the moon.....
    Holly: *Singing very badly* Two million bottoms of beer on the wall, two
million bottles of beer!! Take one down and drink it down, one million and
ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall!!! One million-
    Tron: For the love of god, would you SHUT-UP you-
    *Happy Music ^__^*
    Some group of annoying little kids who are singing totally off key, at
different speeds, and running all around the stage: If your happy and ya know
it, run in circles!! If your happy and ya know it, run in circles!! If your
happy and ya know it and ya really wanna show it, if your happy and ya know
it run in circles!! YYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
    *Windows crash, cats meow and a car alarm goes off.*
    Suezo: I've gone deaf!!!
    Genki: The horror.....*Cleans ear with finger*
    Suezo: WHAT!? SPEAK UP!!!!
    Genki: ¬_¬XXX
    *End....of Happy....Music......X______X*

    Holly: *Gasp* TRON!!!
    Tron: *Grumbles and sits on a rock* Well, you've been singing that song
for nearly TWO hours, starting with ten million and going down....I had to
stop you...
    Holly: Okay, let's play I Spy!! I spy with my little eye......something
gray!!
    Tron: A rock.
    Holly: Right!! No, I spy with my little eye, something.....hard!
    Tron: A rock.
    Holly: Right again!! I spy with my little eye something.....hard and
gray!!
    Tron: ¬_¬XXXX *Hits head on the ground over and over.*
    *CP looks up at the moon on Earth*

    CP: ".........Should we go save them?"

    Roll: "No."

    Tron's voice from Moon: "SHUT UP!!! IT'S ANOTHER ROCK!! ANOTHER F----"


    (HAPPY MUSIC!!!)


    Tiger *singing*: "If you're happy and ya know it clap your hands!!"

    .......

    Tiger: ".......Ok.....Can't do that....." ;)_._;


    (End of happy music... -_-;;)


    CP and Roll: 0.0;;;;;  *Scarred for life*
    SL: *Dies because of the bad words* X______X
    CP: o_0;;;;; Um.....
    Roll: LET'S WAKE HER UP SO WE CAN HAVE A PARTY BECAUSE TRON AND HOLLY ARE
GONE!!! YEAH!!!
    CP: ^____^ K!!!
    SL: *Jumps up* ALRIGHT!!!!

    On the moon....
    Tron: I HEARD THAT!!!
    Holly: Were not done with I Spy yet....
    Tron: SHUT-UP!!!! THE ONLY THING TO SPY AROUND HERE ARE ROCKS! F-
    *Happy Music*
    Suezo: *Takes big breath* LLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
    *Car alarm goes off and windows shatter.*
    Suezo: Thank you. *Walks off*
    Everyone: X_________X;;;;
    *End of Happy Music*
    Holly: 0.0;;;;;; *Always scarred for life*
    Tron: *Grumbles and sits back on her rock.*
    Holly: *Bursts into tears.* WWWAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! I'M TELLING DADDY!!!!
    Tron: o_0;;;;;; Crap!!!
    Holly: *Leaps off the moon and falls to earth*
    Tron: o_0;;;;; HOW COME SHE WOULDN'T DO THAT A WEEK AGO!!!! THAT-
    *Happy Music*
    *Everyone looks at the stage. Nothing happens.*.
    Everyone: .........
    *Um, end of Happy Music...^_^;;;;*
    Tron: *Jumps off and follows Holly.*
    *Both crash in on the party*
    Everyone: o_0;;;;;;;
    Roll: NNNNOOOOO!!!! THEIR BACK!!!!
    Holly and Tron: X___X

    Others: "....."

    H+T: *Fliiiiiinch...*

    CP: "......Maybe they won't wake up."

    *A servbot walks out with a try of....*

    Holly *shooting up*: "BROWNIES!!!!!!!!!" @___@

    Tron: "AGH!!! #2!!! PUT THOSE BACCCKKK!!"

    #2: "WAH! Gomen nasai Tron-sama!!!" >__<

    *Holly pounces on #2*

    #2: X_________X;;

    *Holly eats brownies like an idiot*

    CP: "OH---!"

    (Happy Music!)

    CP *takes in a breath*

    Audience: "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

    *They run out*

    CP: ;___;''???

    (End of happy music.. ^.^;;)

    Genki: *Runs off to hide*

    Tron: "....You're gonna be in a lot of trouble when we get back, #2!!!!"

>__<XXXX

    ....

    Tron: "Um...#2?"

    #2: X_____X

    Others: ^.^;;;;
    Holly: Browniesbrowniesbrowniesbrowniesbrownies!!!!!!!! *Gobles even more
down her throat. Suddenly stops and coughs.*
    Everyone: ?????
    Holly: *Falls to the ground.* X________X
    Everyone: o_0;;;;;;
    Genki: SHE'S CHOKING!!!!!! 
    CP: She is?
    Everyone: -_-XXX
    Tron: Should we help?
    Roll: All in favor, say I!
    *Crickets are heard.*
    SL: Come on, we can't leave her here!!
    #2: X________X
    Tron: YOU'RE NOT HELPING!!!!! *Kicks #2, who goes flying and lands on
Holly. Holly coughs and jumps up and begins to eat again.*
    Everyone: o_0;;;;;
    SL: Um.......right....
    Roll: *Sees a large rocket suddenly appear in the conner.*.  Hmmmm.....
    FIVE MINUTES LATER.....
    *Everyone is tied to the rocket, except Roll.*
    Roll: MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I SHALL NOW BLAST YOU ALL TO THE MOON AND RULE
THE WORLD!!!!!!
    Everyone: ............
    CP: If you do, I'll sing!!!!
    Roll: O.O;;;;;; *Lights fuse quickly and runs off*
    Everyone: o_0;;;;;;;;;
    CP: ^_^;;;;;;
    Tron: YOU-
    (Happy Music!!!!)
    Tiger and Gray Wolf: Ain't nothin' but a hound dog!!! Ain't nothin' but a
hound dog!!! YEAH!!!!!!!
    CP: Lemme sing too!!!!!
    Audience: o_0;;;;;;;;;; *Runs away again*
    CP: ;________;
    Tiger and Gray Wolf: -_-XXXX
    (End of Happy Music....^_^;;;;;)
    CP: O.O *Scarred for life*
    Tron: *Grumbles some more bad words that aren't loud enough to hear.*
    *The fuse disappears and the rocket rumbles.*
    Everyone: ;________;
    *The rocket takes off*

    Barrel: "Wow! We're going to the Moon! I heard it's great this time of the

year!!" ^____^

    Tron: "......"

    Megaman: "Stupid old fart..."

    CP: "Um........I heard there's no air in space......"

    Genki: "Don't worry! We're cartoon characters! And this is just an insane

email!"

    CP: "K!" ^__^

    Tiger: "....Baka...." -)__.__-;; "We're still in deep crappies..."

    Tron: "ROLL!! I'M GONNA GET YA YOU STUPID BLONDE-----!"

    (Happy Music!!)

    CP *after listening to the Sorcerer Hunters theme too long..*: "What's
up?!

Hitomi wo...KAWASHITEEEEEEE!!! Nazomeita kaze ni...mi WO yudane YOU!!!"

Audience: X_____________________X

    Holly: "...And I thought her english singing was bad......" X__X;;

    (End of Happy Music!)

    Mocchi: "CHIIIII!!!"

    *Unties himself and leaps off the rocket to Earth*

    SL: "There's an idea..."

    *CRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

    Everyone: 0.0;;;;;;;

    Teasel: "...Ya know... I always wanted to see the moon...." O_O;

    CP: "Y_yeah....." O_o;;

    Mocchi: X___X;;

    Roll: Mocchi, why are you here?! Oh well, you can be my.......doggie!!!
*Hugs Mocchi tightly*
    Mocchi: X__________X;;;;;;
    Roll: NOW, WE SHALL SEE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES SO WE CAN RULE
THW WORLD!!!!! COME, MY PET!!!! *Drags Mocchi away.*
    Mocchi: ............

        MEANWHILE.....
    SL: Are we there yet?
    Tron: No.
    SL: Now, are we there yet?
    Tron: NO.
    SL: Are we there yet, now?
    Tron: NO!!
    SL: How about now?
    Tron: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NOT NOW YOU-
    (Happy Music!!!)
    SL and CP: THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND!!!! ROUND AND
ROUND!!!! ROUND AND ROUND!!!! THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND ALL
THROUGH THE TOWN!!!!!
    Audience: *All thinking* When will it stop......when.....? X________X;;;;;
    Holly: Now there's......two bad......people who
can't.....sing.....the.....pain.....X___________x
    Genki: H-Holly....!? ;___________;
    (Um, end of Happy Music ^_^;;;;)
    SL: O.O *Scard for life*
    Tron: *Grumbles more unpleasant things*
    CP: Are we there yet?
    Tron: -_-XXXX
    Tiger: Actually, there's the moon!!!
    Everyone: YEAH!!!! ........o_0;;;;;;; NNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA
DIE!!!!!!
    *An alien suddenly comes over and stops the rocket.*
    Alien: Actually, this is just an insane e-mail that makes no sense and is
written by the people we alien's like to call, 'mentally challenged'. That is
all. *Disapperes and lets rocket go.*
    Everyone: o_0????
    CP and SL: ;_______________;
    *They all suddenly crash on the moon.*
    SL: Damn alien.....*Grumble*
    BACK ON EARTH.....
    Roll: THE WORLD, YOU IDIOT, THE WORLD!!!!!
    President: o_0;;;;;; How did you get in here!? Guards!!
    *Gaurds are all knocked out on floor.*
    President: o_0;;;;;; Help.....
    *Everyone is sprawled out on the moon*

    CP: *F_fliiiinnnccchhh...* X__X;;;

    Tron: "Now..we're...here..."

    SL: "....K....." X__X;;

    CP *remembering what alien said*: ".........."

    Genki: "Holly? You OK?"

    Holly *spiral eyed*: "Brrrrooooowwwnnniiieeeessss...." X.x;;;

    CP: ".............."

    Others: -_-;;;;

    CP: ".....Hey!!! That alien dude wasn't nice..." ;__;

    Others: -__-X


    Meanwhile...

    Roll: "HAUH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!"

    *More guards come in with guns*

    Roll: "SICK THEM MOCCHI!!"

    Mocchi: X___X;

    Guards: "............" O_o;;

    Roll: ".....Oh-kaaay... ME GET THEM!! RAAARRR!!"

    *Leaps at them, baring fangs*

    President *Under his desk*: ;____;'
    Roll: DIE!!!! *Grabs a guard by his pant leg and throws him into a wall.*
TAKE THAT!!!!!!
    Guard: X_________X;;;;;
    Other guards: o_0;;;;;; *Runs off*
    President: H-Hey!!! What about me!?
    Guards: YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN!!!!
    President: ;_______;
    Roll: *Turns to him, fangs bared.* Now.....listen to my requests and you
shall be spared......
    President: Um.....wh-what do you want.....?

    MEANWHILE ON THE MOON........
    CP: So, um, what do you guys wanna do?
    SL: I dunno.....what do you wanna do?
    Tron: We could-...no....
    Megaman: How about-...wait, no....
    Tiger: Maybe we could-....nevermind....
    Everyone: *Sigh*
    *Long pause*
    Everyone: ...............
    CP: So, um, what do you guys wanna do?
    SL: I dunno.....what do you wanna do?
    Tron: We could-...no....
    Megaman: How about-...wait, no....
    Tiger: Maybe we could-....nevermind....
    Everyone: *Sigh*
    *Long pause*
    Everyone: .............
    CP: So, um, what do you guys wanna do?
    SL: I dunno.....what do you wanna do?
    Tron: We could-...no....
    Megaman: How about-...wait, no....
    Tiger: Maybe we could-....nevermind....
    Everyone: *Sigh*
    Holly: We could play I Spy....
    Tron: NO!!!!
    Holly: ;______;
    CP: Hey, I know!!! I'll sing for everyone!!!!
    SL: Me too!!!!!
    Everyone: o_0;;;;; NNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!
    *Everyone jumps off the moon and lands on Earth.*
    CRACK!!!!!!!
    CP and SL: ;_______;
    *Long Puse*
    CP and SL: ..............
    CP: So, um, what do you wanna do?
    SL: I dunno.....what do you wanna do?

    ON EARTH......
    Roll: I want the-
    *Everyone else falls through the ceiling, crushing them all.*
    Everyone: Ow......X________X
    Roll: Curses.......X_________x
    President: X__________X;;;;;;;;
    Mocchi: X_______X
    Holly: Oh my God, they killed the President!!!!
    Megaman: Actually, we did....
    Holly: ...........oh.....
    Everyone: ................
    *Crickets chirp*
    President: I'm not dead.........
    Everyone: o_0;;;;; THEN DIE SO WE CAN ALL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!
    President: ;________; Why me.....

    Um....THE END!!!!!