My New Puppy

Hi! I am in 8th grade this year. I love paintballing, Xbox Live and PSP!

Why are frogs always happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them!

Why did the frog go to McDonald's?
Because he wanted french flies and a diet croak!

How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut!

Teacher: Johnny, you have 5 dollars and you ask your dad for 5 dollars more. How many dollars do you have?
Johnny: 5 dollars.
Teacher: You don't know your math very well!
Johnny: You don't know my father very well

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