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Disclaimer: I do not advocate the mass consumption of alcohol in such a manner. If you are willing to sit with your buddies with a complete collection of South Park episodes on tape and do all of these actions through the course of every single episode, you will DIE from alcohol poisoning. If you die as a result of this, it’s your own damn fault (although it would be funny, especially if the guy who dies happens to be named Kenny). If you’re old enough to drink, you should be responsible enough to know when to stop.
And remember. Just because you just turned legal drinking age and you’re now able to drink it doesn’t necessarily mean that you should.
Drink Once (sip):
-Stan, Kyle, or Cartman use the words "dude", "sweet", or "kickass"
-Stan pukes near or on Wendy (just drink once during the "barf
montage" flashback during "Tom’s Rhinoplasty")
-Cartman says "I’m not fat, I’m <insert euphemism for fat
here>"
-Somebody laughs after Kenny says something funny/intelligent/sexist/dirty
-Kenny has to explain something (ie: what a vas difrens is)
-Kyle or Stan slowly pronounces a long-ish word (ie: "I got these
killer Birk-en-stocks")
-Kyle or Stan mispronounces a long-ish word (ie: hermaphrodite
à hermaphalite)
-Stan says, "This is pretty <bleep> up right here."
-Somebody says something that has to be bleeped out
-Somebody farts and everybody laughs (this step is optional during
Episode #200: "Not Without My Anus")
-Somebody says a euphemism for farting, feces, or diarrhea (ie:
"Somebody’s baking brownies", "mookie sticks", or "I got the green apple
splatters")
-Terence & Phillip use the word "dick"
-Someone gets rochambeaued (kicked in the groin)
-A reference to a washed up film/music performer is made (ie:
Tina Yothers, Loverboy)
-A reference to a long-cancelled television show is made
-Adult characters refuse to explain something to the kids (ie:
"I'm not touching that with a 40 foot pole")
-Uncle Ned and Jimbo kill something (or someone)
-A major celebritiy gets killed
-Mr. Garrison proves how inept he is at teaching
-Somebody accuses Mr. Garrison of being gay
-Special toast to Kenny's gratuitous death scene.
Drink Twice (gulp):
-Stan says something offensive to Ms. Crabtree and corrects himself
(ie: "We’re always running late you ugly skank" à
"I said I can’t wait to own a fishing tank")
-Jimbo says something through his Cancer Kazoo (only sip during
"Volcano")
-Cartman makes a nasty crack towards Kenny, prompting Kenny to
punch Cartman in the head
-Chef sings one of his songs about sex
-Pip says "I’ll pay $50 for one."
-Someone else other than Terence & Phillip use the word "dick"
(only once for the phone conversation between Scott and Terence)
-Kenny does something with a phallic-shaped object (ie: giving
Miss Ellen the "scrumptious looking sausage")
-Stan, Cartman, and Kyle show callous attitudes regarding Kenny's
death ("Howabout some ice cream?")
-Mr. Garrison says "You go to hell! You go to hell and
you die!"
-Mr. Garrison shows off his homosexual tendencies ("We're trapped
like sailors on a submarine.")
Slam It (drain):
-Kenny DOESN’T die (wait until the end of the episode)
-The word "bitch" is used more than 20 times over the course
of a minute
-Stan doesn't correct himself after saying something nasty to
Mrs. Crabtree
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