My favorite Tadma Songs/Skits/Cheers
SONGS
My Bonnie
Action version: Stand up on the first word that starts with a "b".
Then sit down on the next "b" word and so on. the whole group
should end the song sitting down.
My Bonnie lies over the ocean,
My Bonnie lies over the sea,
My Bonnie lies over the ocean,
Oh, bring back my Bonnie to me.
Bring back, bring back,
Oh bring back my Bonnie to me, to me,
Bring back, bring back,
Oh bring back my Bonnie to me.
Pink Pajamas
Tune: Battle Hymn of the Republic
I wear my pink pajamas in the summer when it's hot.
I wear my flannel nighties when it's not.
And sometimes in the springtime,
And sometimes in the fall,
I jump between the sheets with nothing on at all.
Chorus:
Glory, glory, Hallelujah;
Glory, glory, what's it to ya.
Balmy breezes blowing through ya,
With nothing on at all.
Mountain Dew
My uncle Bill has a still on the hill,
Where he runs off a gallon or two,
The birds in the sky get so drunk they can't fly,
In that good old mountain dew.
Chorus:
They call it that good old mountain dew,
And tem that refuse it are few,
I'll hoist up my mug if you fill up my jug,
With that good old mountain dew.
My cousin Mort,
He's sawed off and short,
He measures just four foot two,
But he thinks he's a giant,
When you give him a pint of that good old mountain dew.
Chorus
Down the road here from me there's a big hollow tree,
Where you lay down a dollar or two,
You go 'round the bend,
And come back again,
There's a jug of that good old mountain dew.
Chorus
My brother Don has a still in the john,
Where he'll run off a gallonn or two.
when the Revenuers come rushin',
He'd just give it a flush'n',
There'd be that good old mountain dew.
Chorus
I got a honney,
She's a Play Boy Bunnie,
She waddle round once or twice,
She'll hush up her mug,
if ya fill up her jug,
with that good old mountain dew.
Chorus
Make up your own verses for other names.
One Finger, One Thumb
One finger one thumb, one hand,
Keep moving,
One finger one thumb, one hand,
Keep moving,
One finger one thumb, one hand,
Keep moving.
And we'll all be happy today!
One finger one thumb, one hand, two hands,
Keep moving,
One finger one thumb, one hand, two hands,
Keep moving,
One finger one thumb, one hand, two hands,
Keep moving.
And we'll all be happy today!
(Add one at a time) One arm, Two arms, One leg, Two legs.
Bear in Tennis Shoes
The other day, (group repeats)
I met a bear, (group repeats)
In tennis shoes, (group repeats)
A dandy pair, (group repeats)
(All) The other day I met a bear,
In tennis shoes a dandy pair.
Continue in a similar manner with:
He said to me, "Whay don't you run,
Because you ain't got any gun."
And so I ran, away from there,
But right begind me, was that bear.
Ahead of me there was a tree,
A big, big, tree, Oh glory be!
The nearest branch was ten feet up,
I'd have to jump and trust my luck.
And so I jumped, into the air,
But I missed that branch, on the way up there.
Now don't you fret, now don't you frown,
'Cause I caught that tree on the way back down.
The moral of, this story is
Don't talk to bears, in tennis shoes.
My Momma Don't Wear No Socks
Leader: My momma don't were no socks!
Everyone: A ding-dong!
Leader: I saw her when she took 'em off
Everyone: A ding-dong!
Leader: She threw them on the bed
Everyone: A ding-dong!
Leader: Next morning my Dad was dead!
Chorus(Everyone)
A ding dong, dong, dong,
Dong-a-ding dong, dong dong,
Dong-a-ding dong!
Other verses have the same start and only chang the last two lines
She threw them over the fence... haven't seen our neighbors since
She threw them in the tree... that dog refused to pee
She threw them up towards heaven... brought down a 7-4-7
She threw them on the wall... Spiderman refused to crawl
She threw them in the sky... Superman refused to fly
She threw them in the air... Superman lost all his hair
She threw them in a boat... That boat refused to float
She threw them round the bend... that means THIS IS THE END!
It Ain't Gonna Rain No More
Chorus
It aint gonna rain no more no more,
It aint gonna rain no more.
How in the heck am I gonna wash my neck,
If it aint gonna rain no more.
Peanut sitting on the railroad track,
Little heart a flutter.
Along came the 9:01
Toot toot, peanut butter.
Oh.. Chorus
Some of us are agents,
Some of us are spys,
But when I go like this, (cover eyes)
We all become private eyes!
Oh.. Chorus
I went to kiss my girl one day,
Her pleasure I was seeking,
I missed her mouth and kissed her nose,
And the gosh darn thing was leeking!
Oh.. Chorus
My uncle built a chimney.
He built it up so high.
He had to tear it down again,
To let the moon go by.
Oh.. Chorus
A rich girl drives a Cadillac.
A poor girl drives a Ford.
But, my girl drives a thing,
With four wheels and a board!
Oh.. Chorus
Todd's girl uses cold cream.
Steve's girl uses lard.
But my girl uses axle grease,
And rubs it twice as hard.
Oh.. Chorus
The Cat Came Back!!
Old man Johnson had troubles of his own.
Had a little cat that wouldn't leave him alone.
He tried and tried to give him away,
He gave him to a man going far, far away.
Chorus:
But the cat came back, the very next day.
But the cat came back, they thought he was a goner,
But the cat came back, he just couldn't stay away, away, away.
He gave it to a man going up in a baloon
Told him to give it to the man in the moon
The ballon came down about 20 miles away
And where that man is we just can't say.
Chorus:
He gave him to a boy with a dollar note,
Told him to take up the river in a boat,
Tied a rock round its neck must have weighed a hundred pounds,
And now they're dredging the river for the little boy who drowned.
Chorus:
He gave him to a man going way, way out west,
Told him to give it ot the one he favored best,
First the train jumped the track, then it hit the rail,
And no one is alive to tell the gruesome tale.
Chorus:
Old man Johnson said he shoot that cat on sight,
So he loaded up his shotgun with nails and dynamite.
He waited and waited for the cat to come around,
But ninety seven pieces of the man were all they ever found.
Chorus:
The H-bomb fell the other day,
The A-bomb fell in the very same way,
Russia went, China went, and the USA
The human race ended without a chance to pray.
Chorus:
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