Now If you want to know allllll about her, well just ask her. She's very open with what she believes you need to know. ;)
If you want to know her REAL first name... I can't tell you that. It's a closely guarded secret. But my confidence can be bought, so start forkin over the cash buddy!!
If you want to know where we live, ask and we'll give you our address AND directions to our house! Doesn't matter... everyone gets lost anyway. Bring lots of water... gets kinda dry and thirsty wandering aimlessly about the desert.
Here's some pics of her that I just LOVE that didn't get on her page for some reason...