MY E-MAIL ADDRESSES

Computer:Zoot@CyberDude.comINVALID
WebTV:Zoot@WebTV.netINVALID

[NOTE: Either click on the e-mail address to get a valid e-mail address; or remove "INVALID" to e-mail me! (As you can see from the warning below I hate SPAM!)]

WARNING!

Notice to Bulk E-mailers:
Persuant to U.S. code, Title 47, Chapter 5, Subchapter II, 227: "any and all non-solicited commercial e-mail send to this e-mail address is subject to a download and archival fee in the amount of $500.00 (five hundred dollars) in U.S. funds. E-mailing denotes acceptance of these terms."

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If you send me SPAM; I will eat baked beans, and give you my FLATULENCE!