When someone says "You don't now Jack Schitt"-now you can say you know the whole story....

Jack Schitt is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt. O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate married Awe Schitt, who later ran the knee-deep Inn-Schitt. Jack Schitt eventually married Noe Schitt and together produced 6 children.

Holy Schitt, their 1st child passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, and the 2 daughters: Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt. Their final child was named Bull Schitt.

Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt-a high school drop out, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the happens brothers..the Schitt Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt.

Bull Schitt married a spicy number, Pesa Schitt and they're waiting the arrival of Baby S. Schitt.