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{40 Song Names That Rock}
* {Paranoid Android- Radiohead} *
* {Smells Like Teen Spirit- Nirvana} *
{Battle of Who Could Care Less- Ben Folds Five}
{Losing my Religion- REM}
{Fake Plastic Trees- Radiohead}
{Sassafrass Roots- Green Day}
{The Rockefeller Skank- Fatboy Slim}
{If You Kling To Me, I'll Klong You- Chemical Brothers}
{Screamin' Demon Martians Ridin' Go-Karts in my Head- Boris the Sprinkler}
{Territorial Pissings- Nirvana}
{Exit Music For A Film- Radiohead}
{Bohemian Rhapsody- Queen}
{Enimius Sleepus- Green Day}
{Body Movin- Beastie Boys}
{Touch My Fuzz- Chopper One}
{Zoot Suit Riot- Cherry Poppin Daddies}
{Offbeat Bare Ass- 311}
{My Girlfriend's Shower Sucks- Goldfinger}
{Flute Loop- Beastie Boys}
{Use Once and Destroy- Hole}
{The Negotiation Limerick File- Beastie Boys}
{Rock the Casbah- the Clash}
{Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge on Seattle- Nirvana}
{Hey You, Get of my Moon- Velocity Girl}
{Elegantly Wasted- INXS}
{Words i Might Have Ate- Green Day}
{Crush With Eyeliner- REM}
{Everything Zen- Bush}
{Trendy Winds- Millencolin}
{"Cha!" Said the Kitty - Local H}
{Fuck the Bullshit- 311}
{Pop Song for Us Rejects- Silverchair}
{The Rush is Loud- God Lives Underwater}
{Sex and Candy- Marcy Playground}
{Grow More Pot- Jello Biafra}
{(Can’t You) Trip Like I do- Filter}
{Super Bon Bon- Soul Coughing}
{Superstar Punani- Sublime}
{Sunday Bloody Sunday- U2}
{Selling the Drama- Live}
*
{25 Song Names That Suck}
{*E-mail My Heart- Britney Spears* )
{*High Cool- Blur*}
{*Giddy Up- N SYNC*}
{*No Scrubs - TLC*}
{*World Go Round- No Doubt*}
{*Ray of Light- Madonna*}
{*The Mountains Win Again --Blues Traveler*}
{Ass Itch- Korn}
{Black-Dove (January)-Tori Amos}
{Helmet in the Bush- Korn}
{Backstreet's Back- Backstreet Boys}
{Hmmm Mmmm Mmm Mmm- Crash Test Dummies}
{Clover Over Dover- Blur}
{Dumpweed- Blink182}
{Cold Brains- Beck}
{The Dreaming Tree- Dave Matthew's Band}
{Curdoroy- Pearl Jam}
{Excorcisto- Boys Against Girls}
{Ants Marching- Dave Matthews Band}
{Freak on a Leash- Korn}
{Porcelina of the Vast Oceans- Smashing Pumpkins}
{Die, Die, Die- Metallica}
{My Name is Jonas- Weezer}
{Another Horsedreamer's Blues- Counting Crows}
::::: 45 Album Names that Rock :::::
::::: *Pack Up the Cats- Local H* :::::::::: *Mama Said Knock You Out- LL Cool J* :::::::::: *Music For the Jilted Generation- the Prodigy* :::::::::: *The Burdens of Being Upright- Tracy Bonham* :::::::::: The Low End Theory- A Tribe Called Quest :::::::::: Dig Your Own Hole- Chemical Brothers :::::::::: Modern Life Is Rubish- Blur :::::::::: Pretty Hate Machine- Nine Inch Nails :::::::::: Everybody Else Is Doing It, So Why Can't We?- the Cranberries :::::::::: Night Shift at the Thrill Factory- Mr.T.Experience :::::::::: Why Do They Rock So Hard?- Reel Big Fish :::::::::: Press the Eject and Give Me the Tape- Bauhaus :::::::::: The Mind is a Terrible Thing To Taste- Ministry :::::::::: Hello Nasty- Beastie Boys :::::::::: Kerplunk- Green Day :::::::::: Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables- The Dead Kennedys :::::::::: Exile in Guyville- Liz Phair :::::::::: Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge- Mudhoney :::::::::: Whatever and Ever Amen- Ben Folds Five :::::::::: Hitler Bad, Vandals Good- The Vandals :::::::::: Bread and Jam for Frances- Switchblade Symphony :::::::::: Nevermind the Bullocks...Here's the Sex Pistols- Sex Pistols :::::::::: Geek the Girl- Lisa Germano :::::::::: Ladies and Gentlemen, We are Floating in Space- Spiritualized :::::::::: Little Earthquakes- Tori Amos :::::::::: I Like To Score- Moby :::::::::: Bloodsugarsexmagic- RHCP :::::::::: Band Geek Mafia- Voodoo Glow Skulls :::::::::: The Sky is Falling and I Want My Mommy- Dead Kennedys :::::::::: One Fierce Beer Coaster- Bloodhound Gang :::::::::: Regretfully Yours- Superdrag :::::::::: Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too- New Radicals :::::::::: Achtung Baby- U2 :::::::::: Incesticide- Nirvana :::::::::: The Day the Sun Went Out- Boy Sets Fire :::::::::: Slanted and Enchanted- Pavement :::::::::: Libido Speedway- Orbit :::::::::: Moon Safari- Air :::::::::: Wicked Gravity- Jim Carroll Band :::::::::: Do the Collapse- Guided By Voices :::::::::: Fush Yu Mang- Smash Mouth :::::::::: Fizzy Fuzzy Big and Buzzy- the Refreshments :::::::::: Get Skintight- the Donnas :::::::::: The Dirty Boogie- Brian Setzer Orchestra :::::::::: Ok Computer- Radiohead :::::::::: So Much for the Afterglow- Everclear :::::
::::: 35 Album Names That Suck :::::
::::: *3 Car Garage- Hanson* :::::::::: *Lemon Parade- Tonic* :::::::::: *Sunburn- Fuel* :::::::::: *Sixteen Stone- Bush* :::::::::: *Car Wheel on a Gravel Road- Lucinda Williams* :::::::::: Philadelphonic- G. Love and Special Sauce :::::::::: Parklife- Blur :::::::::: Anti-Christ Superstar- Marilyn Manson :::::::::: Hellbilly Deluxe- Rob Zombie :::::::::: Mechanical Animals- Marilyn Manson :::::::::: Fanmail- TLC :::::::::: Three Dollar Bill, Y'all- Limp Bizkit :::::::::: Electriclarryland- Butthole Surfers :::::::::: Americana- Offspring :::::::::: Frogstomp- Silverchair :::::::::: Whitechocolatespaceegg- Liz Phair :::::::::: Before These Crowded Streets- Dave Matthews Band :::::::::: Bringing Down the Horse- Wallflowers :::::::::: Ophelia- Natalie Merchant :::::::::: Siamese Dream- Smashing Pumpkins :::::::::: Gish- Smashing Pumpkins :::::::::: The Good, the Bad and the Argyle- Bouncing Souls :::::::::: Enema of the State- Blink 182 :::::::::: SupossedFormerInfatuationJunkie- Alanis Morissette :::::::::: Slowly Goin the Way of the Buffalo- MxPx :::::::::: Hang Ups- Goldfinger :::::::::: All For Nothing, Nothing for All- the Replacements :::::::::: The Unauthorized Biography of Reinhold Messner- Ben Folds Five :::::::::: Razorblade Suitcase- Bush :::::::::: Pisces Ischariot- Smashing Pumpkins :::::::::: Ten- Pearl Jam :::::::::: Hoss- Lagwagon :::::::::: Californication- RHCP :::::::::: 14:59- Sugar Ray :::::::::: (What's The Story) Morning Glory- Oasis :::::::::: Paul's Boutique- Beastie Boys :::::
Cool Lyrics
life's a bowl of punch, go ahead and spike it- 311
i don't mean to brag, i don't mean to boast, but im intercontinental when i eat french toast- Beastie Boys, The Move
my mother says you're so kinky- Cibo Matto
get in the pit and try to love someone- Kid Rock, Bawitaba
everybody, rock your body right- Backstreet Boys, Backstreet's Back
as soon as we're born we start dying- Cake, Sheep Go To Heaven
I'm not black like barry white, i am white like frank black is- Bloodhound Gang, Firewaterburn
ambition makes you look very ugly- Radiohead, Paranoid Android
looking for boys who are girls who like boys to be girls who do boys like they're girls who do girls like they're boys- Blur, Boys and Girls
in the time of chimpanzees i was a monkey- Beck, Loser
i wanna publish zines and rage against machines- Harvey Danger, Flagpole Sitta
we'll float around hang out on clouds, then we'll come down and have a hangover- Nirvana, Dumb
I'm the king of boggle, there is non higher, i gets 11 points off the word quagmire- Putting Shame in Your Game, Beastie Boys
i feel like a quote out of context- Ben Folds Five, Best Imitation of Myself
they thought blueprints were too sad, so they made them yellow- Jewel, Painters
I'm a loser and a user so i don't need no accuser to slag me down because I know I'm right- Green Day, When I Come Around
i am 32 flavors and then some- Ani DiFranco, 32 Flavors
rabbit, where'd you put the keys girl?- Tori Amos, Cornflake Girl
don't deny that you're synthetic- Green Day, Prostetic Head
i want to be the girl with the most cake- Hole, Doll Parts
so you can make me come, that doesn't make you Jesus- Tori Amos
you stupid dumbshit goddam motherfucker!!- the Offspring, Bad Habit
its always funny until someone gets hurt and then it's just hilarious- Faith No More, Richochet
i never thought you'd be a junkie because heroin is so passe- The Dandy Warhols,
Not If You Were the Last Junkie On Earth
i want to be your blowjob queen- Liz Phair
You say it's OK when you play with yourself, but I know that its wrong and its bad for your health-so get your rocks off baby with someone else- Holy Hand Grenade, Mohair Fuzz
rapunzel rapunzel let down your hair so i can climb up and get in your underwear- Beastie Boys
you make me hard when I'm all soft inside- NiN, The Perfect Drug
everybody needs a bosom for a pillow- Cornershop, Brim Fulla Asha
sometimes i give myself the creeps- Green Day, Basket Case
every new beginning comes from some other beginnings end- Semisonic, Closing Time
I'm like toucan sam when i follow my nose- Beastie Boys, Flowin Prose
I'm so ugly, that's ok cause so are you- Nirvana, Lithium
I'd love to stay here and be normal, but its just so overrated- Blur, Tracy Jacks
fuck you, i wont do what you tell me- Rage Against The Machine
my cat is handsome, he can play the guitar, he can sometimes even fix the blender, he can eat a whole watermelon. my cat! my cat!- Jack Off Jill
gimme my money back you bitch- Ben Folds Five, Song For the Dumped
i wanna do the freak till the break of dawn, tell me party people is that so wrong?- Beastie Boys, Body Movin
i got a flair for pulling your hair, for making you crazy, its something i do well- Fountains of Wayne, I've Got A Flair
I'd rather be dead than cool- Nirvana, Stay Away
yo ho ho and a bottle of brass monkey- Beastie Boys, Rhymin & Stealin
i like sushi cause it never touched a frying pan- Barenaked Ladies, One Week
phew! for a minute there i lost myself