What is this world coming to?


I am so tired right now...my nose is running, my head is poundin, my throat feels like some spiky monster crawled down it while I was sleeping last night and is having repeated siezures. I've been sick for porbably the last four or five years of my life and I can never seem to get better. It's such an incredible mystery, not even that crazy dick van dyke on diagnosis murder could figure it out. I stopped eating meat in August of 1997, thinking that maybe if I stopped ingesting delicious bloody squishy dead animals into my ever-sensitive body and increased my soy intake my immune system would benefit...Could I possibly have been more wrong? One and a half years later and twenty pounds heavier (actually I haven't gained 20 pounds but the more to bitch about the merrier) I still can't shake this stupid cold. I used to smoke and I quite smoking about six months ago thinking maybe if I stopped inhaling gross disgusting toxic chemicals in my lungs than maybe that would stop my life long cold, but no Michelle super-genius was wrong yet again. I started actually taking the multi-vitamins my dad gives me everyday instead of sneaking them onto my brother's vitamin plate with his plentiful moutain of such exotic capsules containing vitamin B-12 and folic acid, but to my dismay again not even the slightest retreat of my perpetual cold. Yesterday I took yet again another step to my future well-being by picking up some magical echinacea since many of the good people at the library I work at recomend it. Godammit that better start helping really soon because I am getting so fed up with constantly having a runny nose no matter how well I eat or how many pills I take. I have to go to work tonite but I honestly don't think I'll make it at the rate I'm going...it's only 12:39 p.m. and already I feel like I need to take sweet slumber among the bounty of blankets and pillows on my bed...Help me...
people know about my painful ordeal and refuse to help!
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