And your crybaby, whiny assed opinion would be???
Sarcasm. Just one more service we offer.
I'm not your type...I am not inflatable.
I am trying to imagine you with a personality.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses
Nice perfume...must you marinate in it?
Chaos, panic and disorder. My work here is done.
And which dwarf are you?
So many men, so few who can afford me.
Coffee, chocolate , Men. Some things are just better rich.
Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
Don't piss me off. I am out of places to hide the bodies.
Guys have feelings, too. But, who cares.
Next Mood Swing : 4 minutes
All men are Idiots. I married their King.
Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time!
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
My Reality Check bounced.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself. Unless, of course, I want to stay employed.
I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper and complain.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
There are two sides to every divorce - yours and the shitheads.
I don't know what your problem is but I bet it is hard to pronounce.
I am not being rude...you are just insignificant.
I am really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me properly.
