CUTE JOTTINGS "There are two lasting gifts we can give our children. One is roots, the other wings." (author unknown) ------------------------------------------------------------------------- ON THE KEYBOARD OF LIFE, ALWAYS KEEP ONE FINGER ON THE ESCAPE KEY -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Interesting details discovered during the process of indexing the British 1881 Census. (Found in the Ensign magazine of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, March 1996, p. 58.) * The wife, mother, and daughter of James Christmas were all named Mary Christmas * Frank Guest was listed as a visitor * Harriet Goodhand was listed as a domestic servant * The families of William Lovegrove, Henry Dearlove, and William Darling all lived on the same block in Oxfordshire * A woman named Rose married Robert Garden * Emma Boatwright married a seaman * Mr. Thorn lived in Rose Cottage * Robert Speed, a bus driver and post runner * Robert Robb, a detective officer * Phoebe Brain, a scholar * One woman's birthplace was listed as "in stage coach between Nottingham and Derby" * John Pounder, a blacksmith * William Scales, a piano maker * Herman Hamberger, born in Greece * Curious occupations: dirt refiner, hoveller, moleskin saver, piano puncher, sparable cutter, spittle maker, tingle maker, and whim driver * Twin four-year-olds named Peter the Great and William the Conqueror * Brothers named Seaman and Landsman * The occupation of three daughters was entered as "They toil not, neither do they spin"