Welcome to Guru Deli!
Services offered
"The Guru Deli vegetarian poodle clipping service
changed the way I shop for Fido."
--Marsha
Brady, Licensed Dermatologist and proud companion of Yankowitz, a jaded
Spanish Poodle.
We offer a broad selection of vegetarian-recommended
supplies and toys to help keep your tiny beasties healthy and happy and at bay.
Secret sanskrit name of the day: "Scritchy Boy."
-- Confessed by H. Wu for Misha, the cat, both in
Atlanta, Georgia.
Tell us your secret sanskrit name--if we select your entry,
we'll send you a coupon good for $5 off absolutely nothing
in our store!
Write to us at: sanskrit@gurudeli.com.
Workshops on these topics are available for gurus, yogis, and zen masters. A selection of topics is offered, but none are ever delivered.
Free information
Each workshop participant receives a packet of
empty air and samples of Guru Deli snack sound clips for their family, neighbor, or spiritual advisor. Check
our in-store bulletin board for the latest workshop
schedule--or drop us an email:
Email The Guru Deli
"Now I understand why my cat is spraying the curtains on our patio door. I've learned how to prevent the problem and now enjoy disciplining him." --Jasper K. Bucket O'Toole, companion of Spaz, a 2-year-old Maine Coon cat.
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Our staff is:
Ralph Leroy Tirebiter, Owner & Manager
Mudflap Luna, DVM
Chandra Lim, DVM
Elwood Williams, Pet Nutritionist
Sven StØhlenberg, Tofu Trainer and Workshops Manager
Peña Pastoral, Chatric Counseling
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