I am not the man I am. I'm the man I never am.


I am not the man who I am. I am never the man I AM.


I am not the man, who is I. I am never the man, who IS I.


They are not the man, that it is is not never the man, that IS I.


They are not the man, that one that is is not never the man, who Is I.


They plows not the man, that one that is is not to never the man, who Is I.


They does not plow the man, that one which is is never to the man, who is I.


They of does NOT plow the one, that one which is is never to the one, who is I.


They do not plow that one, that that is is not never to that one, that he is I.


They of not plow that one, that that is is not to never you that one, that he is I.


They do not plow that one, of which that never is he is not that one, that it is I.


They do not plow that one, of which it is never does not have that one to him years, that it is me.


They do not plow in, from which it has never this not to it years is that I am it.


They I give not plow in, from which it has never this not to it years is that the am it.


They I give not plow in, from which it you have to never this not to it years is that the a.m. it.


They I do not give the plough inside, of which it never owe you this not that with him the years is that hour of the morning it.


They I do not give the plow inward, from which it never does not owe this, which is with it the years this hour of the morning it to you.


I not damage the inside of the plow, from which this never does not have, that it to you is with it the years this hour of the morning.


I not damage the interior of the plough, of which this never has, which it with you is with him the years this hour of the morning.


I do not damage that inside of the plow, of which this has never, which is it with you with it the years this hour of the morning.


I do not damage that one to the inside of the plow, of which this it never does not have, that this hour of the morning is it with you with it the years.


Nondamage that one before the interior of the plow, of which this one it never has, who this hour in the morning is he with you with her the years.


Nondamage which before the interior of the plough, this one it never has, which this hour the morning ishim with you with it the years.


Nondamage, which has it before the inside of the plow, this never, which is this hour of the mornings it with you with it the years.


Nondamage, that has it before the inward the plough, this never, that it with you with it is this hour of the mornings the years.


(with thanks to Babel Fish software at AltaVista)

"Mitch is a 12-year veteran of the 6 string axe. Mitch's influences include such greats as Eddie Van Halen, Jimmy Page and the late Randy Rhoads. Mitch's style complements his influences and adds a zest of fire to this band's dual guitar attack. A living on the edge kind of guy, Mitch enjoys bungie jumping, ice cold Budweiser and reheated Mexican food from the microwave (a somewhat dangerous combination for the rest of us!). " - from "The Loud Crowd"