G That's the cover of my
first book! A collection of
stories, recipes & a novella
from this site plus six stories
never before published.
Preview it & buy it!
170 pgs, 6x9" paperback.

try these other great flavors:

YOU CAPITALIST PIG!
The YSB Store. Featuring
"The Angry Marriage,"
"Men Are From Mars,"
Deep South Divorce Kit,
dice, videos, etc.
Give me all your money!

AWKWARDLY.
Blog & stories & articles
by your Dungeon Jockey, Red.

Hey,
Don't Get Me Wrong...
Read this half-assed
apology/justification of
the nasty title of this game,
plus some general notes.

SmartMonsters
Games for Smart Grownups










In case of confusion,
yodel at:
deidzoeb13@yahoo.com




This game is dedicated to my wife,
Smokestack,
without whose inspiration
I could never have created
YOU STUPID BITCH!

The Real Simulation of Mixed-up Matrimonial Madness


Got dice in your hand? Ice in your heart? You're ready to play!


At age 5, you played House.
At 8, you played Doctor.
At 12, it was Mystery Date.
At 13, Spin The Bottle.
After you play Hide The Salami, your innocence is pretty well shot. You'll get caught in somebody's headlights and no amount of rolling dice or moving tokens will ever distract you from your agonizing fate. A couple years after you settle down with that special someone who your family detests, the only games you play are Lotto and the smooth, simple, reassuring game of Vodka. Your family was right.

Never mind all that. This game will help you forget, put it all behind you. Acting out the struggles between two manipulative vipers will take your mind off the real viper who manipulates you.

Don't want to forget about it? Fine, you can use this game as a therapeutic tool to deal with your viper. "Dear, it's not that I don't find you attractive. It's just that I can't roll below my Intimacy attribute tonight." "If you leave one more bowl fulla soggy Cheerios in the sink over night, I'll exceed my Maximum Asshole. How would you like that, huh, bastard? You really think I'll be able to save versus Mule to avoid filing papers? Huh?!"

Of course, if you're not chained to anyone yet, this game will prepare you for the kind of tedious, maddening conflict that you may soon face.

Gird your loins. Then read on...






...or SKIP AHEAD to the good parts. Click here to read the Sex Rules.

Or skip ahead and read Topics Guaranteed To Provoke Arguments such as
* Think of a few words that apply to your brother-in-law. Discuss.
* Remember how much you miss your Old Flame? Discuss.

Read about character attributes like Intimacy, Ego, Mule, Baggage, Rage and MAXIMUM ASSHOLE.

Game Variations like "Bitch, Please!",
"My Mother Was Right About You!" and
"STRIP You Stupid Bitch!"

When printing the rules to YSB!, remember to go into PAGE SETUP and look around for a way to set it to print all text black. Otherwise the light colored lettering won't print. Unless you got a hi falutin color printer, you bastard.








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