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Hello, guys and girls. It's good to have you here. This site is here to give honor to our dearest Agent Wonderbra. Agent Wonderbra, in his pink tuxedo, RED lipstick, false eyelashes, and nylons goes and fights for the rights of the povertish and homely!!

LONG LIVE AGENT WONDERBRA!!!!

OH, EXCITING, LATE, BREAKING NEWS!!!

AGENT W'S *FALL COLLECTION!* GUYS! GIRLS! IT'S HERE!
Get comfy while we discuss his Winter Wardrobe! Prepare to be stunned!!
We (the Agent's fashion designers) realize that the timing for the realease of his new wardrobe might seem late, by the industry's standards. Well, no. We just decided to arrive FASHIONABLY late. This is Agent W! What else could you expect besides *oh, pure fashion*.
This Holiday Season, the highlight of Agent W's collection will undoubtedly be his fuzzy laveder 3" platforms. These shoes will most assuredly take the fashion industry by STORM! Every woman and cross dressing man will want a pair! To accent the beauty of these shoes, the Agent will don a pair of black fishnet hose. On top of these hose, Mr. W. Will wear a macaroni 'n' cheese-yellow mini-skirt. For his top, he'll wear a stunning black tube top with tiny rhinestones on the edge. To cover this, so the agent won't get chilly, he'll stay cozy in a warm fleece-lined hot-pink/purple "marshmallow" coat. As to assure that his ears stay warm, the agent will wear a red bra (a cup on either ear) on his head. It will be a padded bra, so his ears will stay warmer.
To bring you cheer, Agent Wonderbra is going to dye his hair red with green highlights. Quite glorious this holiday season! IT will ensure peace and goodwill to all men!
For his makeup, The Agent will, of course, wear his trademark RED LIPSTICK! No ensamble is complete without it. But this season, his lipstick will have a shimmer added to the color. Pure beauty. His eye makeup will be chrome colored. Stealthy, yet seductive. Just like Batwoman. Wow.
Next, the Agent is going to go crazy. Instead of a drab color for blush, he'll wear SILVER blush!
To stun the nations, Agent W. will get...A TATTOO! A simple green bra on his bicep.
To finish off the emsamble, he will wear an emrald necklace, and ruby earrings, and a diamond ring placed on the "naughty finger" of his left hand. His ring will be worn OVER a pair of elbow length yellow satin gloves. (The Agent follows no trends!! He sets them!!)

OLD NEWS

Agent Wonderbra's summer wardrobe has *just* been announced!!! He will be, of course, keeping his pantyhose and Wonderbra. And, after much deliberation, here is what his dressing committee has decided!!! First, the main article of his outfit will be a stylish yet cunning, while also mysterious and shy...a HOT pink Speedo! To accent this, we will add a sexy pair of sunglasses. Not just ANY sunglasses, but yellow tinted sunglasses!!! They make the world happy. He will also be wearing one scrunchie on either wrist. Neon green on one, and Seductive Silver on the other. The next item of his wardrobe will be a baton that he shall tote with him wherever he goes!!! And to finish the ensanble off...a Fanny Pack, with a rain coat on the inside. A PURPLE rain coat, nonetheless. Wow. Agent Wonderbra is just *gorgeous*. Setting all the summer trends!!!

AGENT WONDERBRA'S SUMMER MAKE-UP!!!
Agent Wonderbra is stunning make-up artists around the globe this season!!! Paris, London, all over!! They are all stunned with his amazing ability to have a shy yet flirty, girly yet masculine look, with only *4* make-up items!!!
First, we have Agent Wonderbra's trademark...RED lipstick!!! Secondly, we have our playful purple eye shadow, which MUST be Cover Girl, nothing else will do. Thirdly, we get a little bit kooky with our silver mascara. And last, but DEFNINITELY not least, we have our zippy BLUE blush, with just a hint of bronze on the highest point of the cheeckbone. STUNNING COMBINATION, I TELL YOU!!!!

And yes...believe it or not...his fashion designers are contemplating a Spring Wardrobe! Oh, they work hard, don't they? Yes, we're all impressed! No promises! I'll just say this --orange lace cardigan. Oooh, that will definitely keep 'em coming back for more!

All of you...be SURE to Email the Agent, and tell him what is on your mind!!!

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