Free Cheese For America
Why *free* cheese for America? Why not just cheap cheese for America? Because. Free Cheese For America sounded more official. Cheap Cheese For America sounded...cheap.
The reason we want free cheese is because when at a grocery store, we were charged an outrageous $6.34 for a mere 1.59 pounds of mozzerella cheese. Is that not outrageous?
No, we are not trying to take money away from dairy farmers. We are trying to inform the American public about the insane prices of cheese. We apologize to all dairy farmers.
TAKE OUR SURVEY!
LUCY WENT TO THE CHEESE STATE!
If you have anything cheese related that you would like posted on this site, please, Email us and we'll post it! I thought that it'd be great to have an entire section on this page devoted to the cheese preference of the people. (Er, other than Jos, Rose, and Lucy, that is) Some people have already told me what they like. Here is what they said!
I have another cheese incedent to report. (I'm Lucy) Today, (6/10/98) my mom bought cheese. For $3 per pound. That's too much. I told her that she should refuse to pay that much for cheese.
Would you like to know what kind of cheese stuff we like?
