LOOK AT ME

When God passed out brains,
I thought he said trains,
And I missed mine.

When God passed out looks,
I thought He said books,
And I didn't want any.

When God passed out ear,
I thought He said beers,
And asked for two long ones.

When God passed out legs,
I thought He said kegs,
And asked for two fat ones.

When God passed out noses,
I thought He said roses,
And asked for a big red one.

When God passed out heads,
I thought He said beds,
And asked for a big soft one.

When God passed out hips,
I thought He said lips,
And asked for two large round ones.

God am I a mess.

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