LOOK AT ME
When God passed out brains,
When God passed out looks,
When God passed out ear,
When God passed out legs,
When God passed out noses,
When God passed out heads,
When God passed out hips,
God am I a mess.
I thought he said trains,
And I missed mine.
I thought He said books,
And I didn't want any.
I thought He said beers,
And asked for two long ones.
I thought He said kegs,
And asked for two fat ones.
I thought He said roses,
And asked for a big red one.
I thought He said beds,
And asked for a big soft one.
I thought He said lips,
And asked for two large round ones.