#1 You want
*I want
#2 We need
*I want
#3 It's your decision
*The correct decision
should be obvious by
now
#4 Do what you want
*You'll pay for this
later
#5 We need to talk
*I need to complain
#6 Sure...go ahead
*I don't want you to
#7 I'm "NOT" upset
*Of course i'm upset,
you moron
#8 You're so manly
*You need a shave and
you sweat alot
#9 You're attentive tonight
*Is sex all you ever
think of?¿?
#10 I'm not emotional and
i'm "NOT"overreacting
*I have my period
#11 Be romantic,turn out
the lights
*I have flabby thighs
#12 This kitchen is so
inconvenient
*I want a new house
#13 I want new curtains
*And new carpeting,
furniture,wallpaper...
#14 Hang the picture there
*NO,i mean hang it
there!!
#15 I heard a noise
*I noticed you were
almost asleep
#16 Do you love me?
*I'm going to ask for
something expensive
#17 How much do you love me
*I did something today
you're really not
going to like
#18 I'll be ready in a
minute
*Kick off your shoes
and find a good game
on tv
#19 Is my butt fat
*Tell me i'm beautiful
#20 You have to learn
to communicate
*Just agree with me