(Daria and Jane sitting watching Sick Sad World)

TV: Next on Sick Sad World, when koalas get mad, animals in fury.

Daria: I haven't seen this one yet.

Jane: Hmm...surprise, surprise.

(Quinn enters with the Fashion Club)

Sandy: Hey Quinn, your umm cousin or whatever sure spends a lot of time at your house.

Quinn: Umm...well that's because she just admires me sooo much as a role model.

(Fashion Club walks into Kitchen)

Daria: What?

Jane: How could we not? Superficiallity is what the world is based on, am I right or am I right?

Quinn: But anyway I have to tell you, Kevin, the one with the Ferrari and Platinum credit card, got tickets for us to see Madonna.

Stacy: You're so cool Quinn!!

Tiffany: Yeah, like let's go to the mall, for outfits, I have my Mom's credit card.

Quinn: Okay just let me get Kevin, he can drive us and I'm a little low on cash. This wouldn't be using him or immoral, would it?

Sandy: No way! I mean he loves you right, and he wants to show it to you, so he should do stuff for you.

Tiffany: Yeah, I mean if he's cool he knows what's important, and that's material possessions, right?

Stacy: Totally, you could never use anyone Quinn, you're way too popular.

(Fashion Club walks out and door Shuts)

Jane: Did you ever manage to put Nitroglycerin in Quinn's baby bottle when she was little?

Daria: No, but there was a gorgeous pair of baboons giving birth next to my Mom in the delivery room and you know how hospital mix ups are.

Jane: Are you saying that the Quinn Morgendorffer is a freak?

Daria: No I'm just saying she's a product of baboon loving.

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