The Fencer's Song (tune: "The Lumberjack Song" by Monty Python

I'm a fencer and I'm okay.
I attack all night and retreat all day.
I wear a mask, a leather glove,
A jacket and lame'.
In my dreams, I'm d'Artagnon,
The hero of the day.

He's a fencer and he's okay.
He attacks all night and retreats all day.
He wears a mask, a leather glove,
A jacket and lame'.
In his dreams, he's d'Artagnon,
The hero of the day.
I'm a fencer and I'm okay.
I feint all night and deceive all day.
I parry four and circle six.
I have a master plan--
To be the greatest fencer
To come from Salle Duran.

He's a fencer and he's okay.
He feints all night and deceives all day.
He parries four and circles six.
He has a master plan--
To be the greatest fencer
To come from Salle Duran.

I'm a fencer and I'm okay.
I lunge all night and ache all day.
My knees are shot. My feet are numb.
In traction I should be.
Bear the pain to get the gain.
Endorphins are the key.

He's a fencer and he's okay.
He lunges all night and aches all day.
His knees are shot. His feet are numb.
In traction he should be.
His doctors think he's crazy.
And frankly, so do we!

FENCER GIRL'S HUMOR PAGE #1

The humor that you will find on the Fencer Girl pages is never meant to be taken in anything but the best of spirits. We have to laugh at ourselves or our heads will explode from taking things too seriously.

So, sit back, relax, have a laugh. You'll feel better if you do.

Come back and visit now and then. CIAO FOR NOW!

Le Links du humour de jour

FENCER GIRL'S FENCING FUN PAGES: This will take you back to the beginning, a very good place to start...
Paul's Guide to Fencers: *Added April 14, 1998* This is from an Irishman with the gift of gab and humor. Have fun and laugh at yourself.

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