Manifesto of the Unwelcome

Manifesto of the Unwelcome – v. 5.0

Some groups advocate and stress total acceptance of all people. The Crafters are not one of those groups.
If you have done the following things in the past, you are not welcome in our circles or at our events:

· If you've ever burned down someone else's house (or any other intentional acts of arson against the property of any person), you are not welcome.
· If you've ever had your insane boyfriend hide in a bush with a gun and threaten to kill an HP, HPS, and their family, you are not welcome.
· If you've ever hidden in a bush with gun while threatening to kill anyone and their family, you are not welcome.
· If you've ever intentionally desecrated a pagan altar by smashing it with a sledgehammer, or in any other fashion, you are not welcome.
· If you've ever attempted to cheat on your significant other with anyone by lying and saying you're not in a relationship, and simply think it is "okay" to do so (lie, deceive, etc, for the purpose of sexual gratification), you are not welcome.
· If you've ever spread reputation-damaging innuendo on the internet or in person about your HP or HPS, you are not welcome.
· If you've ever written unwanted creepy love letters to the HP or HPS (current or former), you are not welcome.
· If you've ever used a hand fasting as an enslaving binding spell on another witch, you are not welcome.
· If you consider a woman to be the useless flesh surrounding the female genitals, you are not welcome.
· If you think that men are not witches because they possess lingams, you are not welcome.
· If you've ever attempted to cast a curse on your HP or HPS (current or former) for any reason, you are not welcome.
· If you've ever funded or owned billboards depicting aborted fetuses, you are not welcome.
· If you are a member of NaMBLA (National Man Boy Love Association), have ever sexually molested a child, or advocate/condone such actions, you are not welcome.
· If you learned how to do witchcraft by reading the Malleas Malificarum (aka. The Witches Hammer) or The Satanic Witch by Anton LaVey, you are not welcome.
· If you took oaths to protect your brothers and sisters of the Craft, then gave out personal information about your coven siblings without their permission, you are not welcome.
· If you've ever been convicted of stalking, you are not welcome.
· If you are an untreated psychotic patient or are in treatment and refuse to take your medication (especially if you suffer paranoid hallucinations and delusions), you are not welcome.
· If you are looking for sex and only want to join a coven because you heard they have GREAT orgies, you are not welcome.
· If you are a youngster who wants to learn magick so you can curse your parents and make everyone think you are "cool" or, alternatively, make them run in fear of you, you are not welcome.
· If you think any deity designed or wanted a master race, especially if you believe you are one of the special race and others aren't, you are not welcome.
· If you are a drug dealer or use recreational, illegal drugs in an irresponsible fashion, you are not welcome.

If you are joining this coven only so you can take over the leadership of it in a masterfully staged coop, you are not welcome.

· If you've ever had sex with a corpse or someone that could pass for one due to drink, drugs, or physical exhaustion, you are not welcome.

This manifest comes from incidents in the international Pagan community, so, if you think you recognize something locally from an item herein, you are probably wrong. If, on the other hand, you think that one or more items may refer to yourself, YOU are not welcome.

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