If your Fool card in your tarot deck is a self portrait of your HP…
You just might be a
Crafter.
If there's a duck on one side of the scales on the Justice card…
You just might be a
Crafter.
If your ritual position is sitting on your knees with your hands visibly on your heads…
You just might be a
Crafter.
If your High Priest is a ƒigment of your
imagination…
You just might be a
Crafter.
If your ritual dance includes "Stop, Drop and Roll"…
You just might be a
Crafter.
If you dismiss West with, "Have a coke® and a smile"…
You just might be a Crafter.
If your car gets you to the ritual, but not home afterwards…
You just might be a
Crafter.
If you turn a theatre veiwing of the movie "The Craft" into an episode of MST3000…
You just might be a Crafter.
If your coven tartan is mostly fushia (see background color for example)…
You just might be a Crafter.
If the local park rangers offer to donate grass
seed for your Spring Equinox ritual…
You just might be a Crafter.
If you serve Lorna Doones® and Gatorade® for your cakes and ale…
You just might possibly be a
Crafter.
If your idea of skyclad is keeping a pair of
white socks on…
You just might be a Crafter.
If you keep a fire extinquisher in the south
quarter…
You just might be a Crafter.
If your youngest member of your coven has Ken® &
Barbie® as God & Goddess figures (anatomically
corrected, yet!)…
You just might be a Crafter.
If your idea of going regemental is wearing a
g-string under your kilt…
You just might be a Crafter.
If you sing "Every Sperm is Sacred" for a
fertility chant…
you just probably are a Crafter.
AND...
If you think a toy poodle can lead the Wild
Hunt…
You might just probably are,
a CRAFTER!
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