"Continental people have sex life; the English have hot-water bottles." - George Mikes

The Bare Facts Of

mark carlin

FULL NAME:
Mark Carlin

DATE OF BIRTH:
8th September 1977

SEX:
Yes please, but only if it is safe!!!

LIVING ARANGEMENTS:
With Anne, Ray and Nicola (a.k.a Mum, Dad and Sister)

YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
What else but Doctor Who and Babylon 5!

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
Little Miss Dotty

FAVORITE BOARD GAME:
Cluedo. "The Professor, in the streets of London, with the power of words."

FAVOURITE MAGAZINE:
Doctor Who Magazine (I Know, it would have been less embarrasing
if I had said Cheeks Apart!)

FAVOURITE SMELLS:
The atmosphere after a thunder storm.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:
Feeling worthless

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:
An orgasm or maybe a pee after you have been bursting for ages

FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK:
The Lost Boys

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING?
Can I hold this piss in for another ten minutes!

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?
Only when I sleep on my front. (work it out)

PEN OR PENCIL:
Pen! Pencil looks so dirty and your lead can break!

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE:
17, Well, I was on the toilet at the time, so gimmer a break!

FUTURE SON'S NAME:
Adam or Benjamin

FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME:
Zoe or Samantha

FAVOURITE FOODS:
Sweet and sour chicken Hong Kong style with fried rice and chips.
God, that has made me want one now

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS:
Sadly no and I do mean sadly no I don't

VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE:
Vanilla wins with me. Vanilla Shakes and vanilla yogurt... mmmm yum yum!

FAVOURITE ICE CREAM:
Raspberry ripple

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS:
Bring out the bacon bits

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?
Shamefully no, I have been driven by others since I was 17
so I have never had the need

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS:
Certainly not, what do you take me for, some kind of sicko?

STORMS - COOL OR SCARY:
I love storms. Oddly I like to go out and walk about in them

WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR:
Not applicable to pedestrians like me

IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?
Anybody in Doctor Who (waste of opportunity? Probably)

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK:
Tenants lager, goes down well with a sweet and sour chicken Hong Kong style

WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE POET?
The one who wrote "There was a young lass in the Pistae..."
Can you guess how it end? (haven't a bloody clue - andie)

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
Don't eat broccoli, I would rather sleep with a stuffed animal!

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
If I had my time again I would like to be a
criminalpsychologist, like Fitz in the series, "CRACKER"...

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Blonde, they have more fun, or so they tell me

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
Once and I have never looked back. Love ya, Lesley, babe!

WHAT IS ON THE WALLS OF YOUR ROOM:
Wallpaper

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
My glass is always half empty. Guess it is time for a top up, eh?

FAVOURITE MOVIE(S):
All the Halloween movies, Scream, any good horror flick really. Also like Austin Powers and anything
else that can make me laugh my head off!

ARE YOU A LEFTY, RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?
I am a righty

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
I can, or I could, but I got lazy so now I finger my keys (did that sound ok??????)

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?
A hoe, as in hoe hoe hoe

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
My carpet

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?:
18319173660011054471399100032215836353040792640343377330019977991 -
Why? Cause it is my lucky number!!

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?:
Geez, I dunno, not really a car man. A big 4X4 or something

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH:
Women's gymanstics (I know I know, but what's a guy a guy supposed
to like? Football? NO WAY!!!)

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last updated: Jan 7th 2000