Say WHAT?!?

I have lived 5 blocks away from an airport since I was 5 years old, and one of my favourite bands is the Who.  Needless to say, I've suffered severe hearing loss.  Don't feel bad for me though; it can be quite entertaining.  My awful hearing has spawned some mighty funny misheard lyrics.   I'm not talking about simple mishearing, here....I'm talking about complete ignorance to the actual lyrics.

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It said:  The world needs wanabees, so...let's get some more wannabes, so...  (Pretty Fly             For A White Guy, Offspring)
I heard:  The world loves one eyed pizza...let's get some more one eyed pizza...

It said:  I can feel something inside me say, I really don´t think you´re strong enough, no.              (Believe, Cher)
I heard:  I can feel something inside myself, I really don't think it's strong enough, no.

It said:  Papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep (Papa Don't Preach, Madonna)
I heard:  Papa don't preach, I'm in scoraleech

It said:  Don't go for second best baby... (Express Yourself, Madonna)
I heard:  Don't go forcin' your best baby...

It said:  I'm here for now, you helped me grow  (Angel of Mine, Monica)
I heard:  I'm different now, you helped me grow 

It said:  Every day I get in the queue... (Magic Bus, The Who)
I heard:  Every day I get accused...

It said:  I don't have a fancy car (All I Have To Give, BSB)
I heard:  I don't have a fantasy car

It said:  Put your heart and soul where I can see them shine (I wish...) (Heart and Soul,              The Monkees)
I heard:  Put your heart and soul where I can see them shine (hi wench!)