The Ice-Cream Man Conspiracy (updated June 1, 1999)
Hate
Mysteries of Life
Things people say (updated April 22, 1999)
What's Simple is True (April 11, 1999)
What really died at Littleton (April 27, 1999)
Even skinny girls get the blues (May 11, 1999)
Why Christians Scare the Hell Out of Me (May 14, 1999)
Morons with Webpages (May 26, 1999)
How I've "stayed the same" (July 2, 1999)
The Commercialization of Woodstock (July 25, 1999)
Reading is...good!  (September 17, 1999)

Excuse me while I kiss the sky.