A turtle was walking down the street, and he got mugged by a couple of snails. They beat him up, took his money, and then left. Later on, when the police asked the turtle what happened, he said, "I don't know...it happened so fast!" ************************************************************************** Three men walking down the street, two walked into a bar. The third one ducked. ************************************************************************** *good to do to someone who's...dense* "Ask me if I'm a giraffe." "Are you a giraffe?" "Yes. Now ask me if I'm an elephant." "Are you an elephant?" "No! I'm a giraffe!" *************************************************************************** *hope and pray the person you're doing this one to is smart* "What's red and white and dangels from the ceiling?" "I don't know." "A red and white ceiling dangeler. Now what's black and white and dangels from the ceiling?" "A black and white ceiling dangeler?" "No...they only come in black and white." *************************************************************************** Two dogs walking down the street. One fell in a manhole, the other one turned around and said, "Well, doggone!" *************************************************************************** *all out of dumb jokes...if you know one, e-mail me*