The Tristar Godzilla Movie!

 Ebirah:
 "Hey SpaceGodzilla, why are you watching Godzilla's Revenge? That's not what we're supposed to review!"

SpaceGodzilla:
 " Why?!, because this is so much more 
entertaining. Sad, isn't it?"

Ebirah:
 " Oh I get it, your Godzilla half is reacting again, 
isn't it?..... I take it that your silence means yes. Hey, it was a pretty entertaining movie, with awesome special effects!"

SpaceGodzilla:
 " I am VERY mad, how can Devlin (the 
director) live with himeself?, he just used G's name to get some money 
from G fans. At first i was mad at TOHO, but now there are rumors      
that they didn't like Devlin's movie, and are planning on their               
new Godzilla movies. So at least some good came out of it."

Ebirah:
 "At least you found some good in it. Think of it as 
a dinnosaur movie, which it actually isn't, but just bear with me. A 
giant "dinosaur" Terrorizes New York, and the army doesn't enjoy 
that. So they start shooting him, and that does hurt you know,            
 and so he hides underground, who wouldn't? His-her ( it has              
 eggs by itself) eggs hatch, and so the army blows them up.            
The dino makes a last stand, before being killed, and tries to            
kill some more humans. Badda Bing Badda boom!"

SpaceGodzilla:
 " I just noticed something."

Ebirah:
 "What?"

SpaceGodzilla:
 "I'm twice your size. So sit down, watch 
the little boy talk to Minya, and be quiet, or else!"

Ebirah:
 "By the way, I read in the paper that there may be 
3 more possible sequals to Tristar's Godzilla, and that the TV series 
looks very well animated and painted. Have you read the                    
movie's novel?, they say it's just as exciting! Hey, what are you  
doing, stop it don't come any nearer, I warn you, I have pincers, stop 
it, stop it, Uh Oh, this is gonna hurrrrrrrrrrr..........."

Thank you for joining us on the SpaceGodzilla and Ebirah show, see 
you next time!