"Going Places"

A highly twisted round-robin/patchwork farce by The
Slash Double Date Club: Griffin Grimes, Sasha Miller,
and "foxboy" Mulder.

Feedback is greatly appreciated. Please send to:
here for griffin,
zasjah@hotmail.com for Sasha, and/or
fwmulder@bigfoot.com for foxboy. Or send general
comments to any one of us, and we'll pass it on if
appropriate.

Final note: I (griffin) ended up filling in some
missing gaps in this patchwork quilt of a story and
writing all of the final two chapters. I also
occasionally made significant changes/additions to
sections attributed to other authors for the sake of
continuity and the story, as well as doing the final
editing. Any errors are my responsibility alone.

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"Going Places", Part 1

griff begins the tale...

***************************
Woods above Dover, England
Dusk
***************************

The creature was hungry. The Equinox was nearing, and
every day it became more aware of the approaching Time
of Gluttony. But game was scarce, and it had only
managed to gather into one corner of its cave a small
feast of small animals - certainly not enough to keep
it alive for another year.

Its feathers shuddered with distaste as it remembered
the disappointing Human it had caught earlier that day:
a youngish but plump woman out "jogging" on a path
through the woods. It had left the body on the path, as
the meat was useless to the creature. Usually the ones
caught "jogging" were safe to eat, but this one's
breath carried the strong scent of bovine flesh.

What was worse, the woman had not been terrified when
her throat was ripped out. Scared, yes, but a jaded
kind of scared. Like the victim had seen such horrors
committed on others countless times before, and as a
result was somewhat bored when it happened to her. The
woman was not terrified in the ultimate terror sense.

Perhaps it was time to move on, to find another
incarnation, something that People would believe in.
Because People had to believe in the creature's
embodiments to truly fear it. Fear was what it really
feasted on: Fear had always been there to keep the
creature alive.

It had been many other beasts through the ages, but it
had always liked being a gryphon before the Equinox
arrived. It was exhilarating to soar through the
countryside, swoop down on an unsuspecting peasant out
herding cows or baling hay, and terrify. Oh, how
wonderful! To taste the overwhelming fear in the blood
as it tore into a throat. To feel the power of its
wings as they beat at the air currents. To know the
strength in its talons as it carried its burden home to
store away for the Feast.

The gryphon was a magnificent creature, and nothing
knew that better than the gryphon itself.


***************************
Hoover Building
Office of Assistant Director Skinner
***************************

One hand reached for the phone while the other slid
open the wide desk drawer. The phone connected and
Walter Skinner's right hand paused in its search
through the drawer, so that its owner could concentrate
on what he said into the receiver he held in his left.

"I want you in my office. With your laptop. Now."

The A.D. placed the receiver back in its cradle. His
right hand finally closed around what it had been
looking for - far in the back of the drawer. He pulled
it out, and sat looking at it thoughtfully while he
waited.


***************************
Hoover Building
Basement Office of Fox Mulder
***************************

Mulder put down the phone and sighed. The laptop.
Skinner wanted him in his office "with his laptop". A
sparkle entered his eyes, and he tried valiantly to
fight off the smile threatening to attack his lips.
After all, Scully was staring at him.

"Who was that, Mulder?"

Mulder swiveled to look at his partner, then rose to
make a hasty exit. He tossed the words back over his
shoulder as he approached the door. "Skinner. Wants to
see me in his office. Sounds pissed, Scully. You'd
better stay clear of the fourth floor today...I think
he wants my ass."

The senior partner didn't wait for a reply as he shut
the door behind him. A great mustering of self control
made it possible for him to reach the elevator without
breaking into a run. But once the doors shut behind
him, he couldn't contain his apprehension - and his
eagerness - any more. He turned their brand-new code
word into a chant, repeated under his breath to the
empty box that brought him slowly up through each level
to his ultimate destination. Savoring the delicious
sounds of each syllable.

"Lap - top; lap - TOP; LAP - top," he repeated,
experimenting with various stresses to see which he
preferred. The game kept his mind busy as he waited for
the goddamn indicator lights illuminating the elevator
buttons to go from "B" to "L" to "1" to...

A gasp as the cubicle shuddered to a stop at the second
floor, chanting lips silenced as the elevator took on
two more passengers. One of them pushed the button
marked "3".

/Lazy old farts/, Mulder thought in disgust and
annoyance as the crate rattled, pulling up the weight
of three bodies now. He imagined his burning glare on
the backs of the middle-aged men's necks could brand
each of them with big "LOF"s - standing, of course, for
"Lazy Old Fart".

/One lousy floor/, Mulder thought as the pair got off
on three, and his mission continued to the next level.
His mood immediately picked up, but he resisted picking
up the "laptop" chant again. Instead, he opted for
humming a tune that likely would have earned him
strange stares from the stiff-shirted duo that had just
left his presence.

Mulder was tempted to begin to whistle the tune. Even
to sing aloud it with all his heart.

"There's a place for us....Somewhere a place for us..."

But he didn't.


***************************
Back at the White Cliffs on
the eastern edge of Jolly Old England
***************************

The gryphon perched on the chalky, grassy soil,
spreading its wings to their full and glorious span. It
would leave tonight for better hunting grounds.

This place had gone touristy, and nothing tasted worse
than tourist meat. Especially American tourist meat.
People raised on McDonald's hamburgers and French fries
covered with - /yeech/, the gryphon gagged at the
thought - gobs of ketchup.

Whatever happened to all the nice, sweet-tasting,
superstitious, potato-nurtured British peasants? They
(or their descendants, it knew), were all running Bed
and Breakfasts or selling Kodak film to the bloody
Yanks. And eating their bloody hamburgers, tainted with
that bloody Mad Cow Disease. Even their children were
watching Saturday morning cartoons featuring the
gryphon's kissing cousins, "The Gargoyles" - another
import from McDonaldland. They wouldn't fear him here
any more.

The gryphon had had enough of it all, really.

It had once seen a travel brochure, discarded by one of
those bloody tasteless Yank tourists who had been
snapping his Kodak like a Mad Cow Disease victim,
advertising a destination named Norway. It looked nice,
with squiggly little fjords all along the coastline.
/Nice job, God...or whomever is responsible/, the
gryphon thought appreciatively. It did like interesting
coastlines. Which is one reason why it had chosen this
place to live for the last few centuries.

"Well, time to move on...after all, it *has* been
several hundred years here", the gryphon muttered with
a sigh. Maybe there were some juicy, potato-raised
peasants left across the waters. The gryphon's stomach
growled at the prospect.

Using its powerful legs in combination with its even
more powerful wings, the creature shoved off from the
cursed soil and headed for the long journey across the
water. And contemplated its next incarnation.

Unfortunately - or fortunately, from the Norwegians'
perspective, if they had known what might have befallen
them - the gryphon had always been weak in geography,
and it ended up in the Netherlands instead.

[Griff asks foxboy to lend a hand...or a paddle...or
a...]


***************************
Washington, D.C.
Hoover Building
Skinner's office
***************************

Agent Mulder stood in front of the door and blinked at
the signboard: 'Assistant Director Walter S. Skinner.'
Busy people were passing by in the hallway and Mulder
tried to look very formal, like some agent zealous to
pass on his last solved case report to his superior.
The sparkle in his eyes went unnoticed.

He entered the office and shut the door behind him. At
first he was puzzled; Walt wasn't at his place, at his
desk, where he expected him to be. Jitters settled in
his stomach.

"You brought the laptop, Agent Mulder?"

Skinner emerged from a dark corner in the other room,
burly and somehow threatening. His stern question cut
through the room and caught Mulder off balance.

"Uh, Sir, eh, Walt...I must have forgotten it," he
smirked. "After your phone call I was confronted with a
major problem regarding the witchcraft case Scully and
I had been..."

"Cut that out, Agent Mulder!" Skinner snarled. He
stepped around behind his desk. "You know what happens
to disobedient subordinates, Agent Mulder?" With these
words, he reached for the long and heavy ruler placed
on his desk and held it up.

Mulder swallowed with anticipation. /It's going to
happen, it's going to happen.../ A long-time fantasy
was coming true, at last, there and then. Mulder
cherished the thought.

He played his repentant part with bravura, bowing his
head and stammering: "Yes, S-Sir."

Skinner swiftly moved around the desk, flapping the
ruler constantly into the flat of his left hand. "Well,
then, you are aware what is to happen next, Agent
Mulder, aren't you?"

Mulder nodded. " Yes, S-S-Sir."

"Good." Skinner leaned against the edge of the desk and
eyed the younger man in front of him. "Strip!" The
ruler resting in his hand now, the promising sound
diminished. "Make it worthwhile, Agent."

Mulder looked up again, gaining back his fake
composure. /Oh, yeah, I'll make it worthwhile./ He felt
a tingling in his groin; his cock jumped at the mere
prospect of a slow and seductive strip in front of his
lover. /I'll have him shivering with lust when I'm
done. Watch me, Walter Skinner!/ With these thoughts,
he moved into the center of the room, eyes locked with
Skinner's, as if he intended to win a staring
competition.

Skinner's glance didn't leave the young man's eyes, his
iris moving slightly to take in his complete form.

Mulder raised his right hand to his tie, loosening it
indolently between thumb and forefinger, while his left
hand reached down to his left leg and started rubbing
the fabric of his slacks. He slowly pulled the tie off
his neck and let it carelessly drop to the ground. His
left hand, circling along the slacks, moved up to his
belly and slipped through the button line of his light
blue shirt, disconnecting them one by one. With one
swift movement he freed himself from his jacket, which
slid to the ground, burying the tie underneath.

Skinner's face was expressionless, his mouth slightly
open, air hissing out of his lungs.

Mulder continued with his seductive dance, determined
and eager to please. His hips started to move to a
silent tune; long fingers tugging the shirt out of his
pants, letting the tails hang loose as the last of the
buttons came undone.

Walter arched an eyebrow.

The younger man's hands moved up to his chest, circling
first one and then the other nipple, twitching them
between fingers until they were erect. Soft moans
escaped his lips, his climbing arousal no longer
invisible. His eyes now closed in self trance, Mulder
took off his shirt and sent it to the pile of clothing
on the floor. His right hand went to the belt and
opened it, pulling the zipper...

"Hold it right there, Agent Mulder!"

Mulder's movement abruptly froze with Skinner's
demanding voice.

"Come here. Bend over!" He motioned Mulder to lay over
the front of his desk, while he hurriedly removed
objects from the edge, holding the tool of punishment
firmly in his left hand.

Mulder took his place. The cold wood of the desk made
his belly skin cringe, sending shivers along his spine.
His hardon pressed hard against the edge of the desk,
only increasing the tension; his arousal tried to break
free of its tight prison.

As if Skinner knew about its suppressed condition, he
suddenly pulled at Mulder's slacks and grey cotton
boxers, lowering them halfway, depriving bare cheeks of
any protection.

<S M A C K !!!>

"This, Agent Mulder, is for your disobedience." The
ruler hit harshly across Agent Mulder's butt, leaving a
bright pink reminder behind.

"Uhhh..." A sting was sent through his body, sweet and
sharp, but unbelievably sweet.

<S M A C K!!!>

"What do you think that was for, Agent Mulder?
Well...??" Skinner stroke over the two red outlines on
Mulder's cheeks, caressing them, distributing the pain
to the whole area.

Mulder started perspiring, cold sweat covered his whole
body. His cock poked at the desk, pressed hard against
solid material. "Don't know, Sir!" His voice was husky
and shaken.

"That, Agent Mulder, is for making up such a terrible
excuse."

Skinner enjoyed this discipline. He and Mulder had been
playing Master and Servant games at length in the
privacy of their homes, but this little briefing was a
nice change in the office routine. "As a matter of
fact, you deserve another couple for that!!"

<S M A C K -- S M A C K!!!>

Mulder jerked forward, arms sprawled across the desk,
and sent the few items on the wooden surface to the
floor with a violent noise. His breath more like
panting, Mulder tried to grab some of the items in
avail. In order to top this acrobatic stunt he also
knocked the sideboard lamp over...

<Knock, knock>

The door flung open and both men stared into the wide-
eyed and outraged red face of Director Foster of the
Federal Bureau of Investigation.

[will be going back to griff...]

[Back to griff...]

***************************
That night
Skinner's apartment
Crystal City, VA
***************************

<BANG!>

The bedroom door slammed open and two weaving figures
entered, arms slung over each other's shoulders, as if
one of them could be possibly capable of holding the
other up.

Walter put the now nearly empty bottle of Scotch they
had bought on top of the dresser, and swung his more
inebriated partner away from him, spinning the lanky
man into the side of the bed.

The backs of Mulder's knees hit the side of the
mattress, and the force of his propulsion toppled the
rest of him onto the bed, sprawled diagonally across
it.

"Oh, Walt, you shouldn't have done that," Mulder
groaned as he waited for the room to stop spinning.

Skinner ignored the complaint and quickly stripped down
to his birthday suit. Mulder managed to weakly lift his
head up a few times to watch the progress as his former
boss removed each item of clothing. Once completely
bared, Skinner leaned over Mulder, undoing his lover's
belt buckle and tugging at the tops of his trousers.

Mulder lay as limply as a dead trout while he let the
other man de-pants him. Glazed, unfocused eyes looked
up at Walter over a faint smile, as if the former agent
was watching the whole scene on video.

Finally, Skinner gave up on getting the pants off by
pushing down and grabbed the cuffs of Mulder's pants
legs, deciding that pulling them off would be a more
effective plan. On the third tug, the pants cleared the
other man's feet - still shod with black socks and
laced dress shoes - and Skinner's backward motion sent
him flying into the closet doors across the room.

"Mulder! I'm wounded!" Skinner cried out weakly from
the carpet.

All he got in reply was a sleepy groan. Moments later,
a snore.

Seeing his lover sound asleep where he had deposited
him, the unemployed A.D. decided it best to call it a
night. Things would look better in the morning. Walter
wobbly got back on his feet and went to the bed, where
he laid down next to Mulder, wrapping his arms around
his lover, and immediately joined him in sleep.


***************************
The morning after
***************************

"Wakey, wakey," the annoyingly chipper voice beckoned
as Skinner rose out of unconsciousness. Feeling a
weight push the mattress down on one side of the bed,
he cautiously opened his eyes to see what was causing
it.

It was Mulder, kneeling on the bed with a devilish
smirk, stark naked and bearing a tray of bagels and
cream cheese. Folded newspapers sat on the side of the
tray.

"Oh, God, Mulder, get that stuff away from me," Walter
said, laying an arm across his eyes, not wanting to
look at the cream cheese. Not even to get more than a
glimpse of Mulder's state of undress. The hangover
really wasn't bad, Skinner realized, but the thought of
eating anything, let alone what was in front of him,
didn't make it any better.

"Fine; I'll eat 'em," Mulder said as Skinner got out of
bed and headed toward the bathroom.

'Shit, I shouldn't have done that last night,' Skinner
thought as he relieved himself. He came out of the
bathroom to see Mulder cheerfully perched on the bed,
legs tucked under him and knees spread wide, gnawing at
a soft bagel covered in thick, white gop. Walter didn't
fail to notice that the tempting man in front of him
had also placed two of the larger bagels on his erect
and reddened member, coating the bronzed dough and warm
flesh lightly with cream cheese.

"Sure you don't want just a taste?" Mulder asked, eyes
shining as he looked down with pride at his personal
ring-toss game. He had called ahead to the bakery to
have them made large enough to fit him - short of
getting a tailor to take his measurements, the baker
had done quite well.

'Oh, God, help me!' Skinner pleaded silently, unable to
hide his longsuffering grin. He closed the gap between
them and leaned down for a kiss. Then he went in for a
morning snack, kneeling down to lick a bit of the soft
white spread that had found a home on the hardened
head.

Mulder's head dropped back as he gasped for air, his
lover's gentle tongue washing waves of sensation
throughout his body.

Still kneeling at the side of the bed, Walter continued
to clean the white cream that clung all around the
bulbous tip peeking above the impaled bagels. Without
diverting his attention for a moment, he slowly slid
his arms under Mulder's knees, pushing forward to cause
the shallow-breathing man before him to lie back flat
on the bed's thick comforter.

Mulder lifted his head off the mattress to watch Walter
have his 'breakfast cum Mulder'. Finally, he raised up
on his elbows to gaze in amazement at what his lover
was doing. "Found your appetite, huh?" he managed to
breathlessly get out.

Skinner had lapped up most of the cream cheese, and had
nibbled away the outer edges of the first bagel. He
looked up at Mulder and wiped the dots of cheese from
his own chin. "Cinnamon raisin," he said with half a
mouthful still to be swallowed. "I forgot how much I
liked cinnamon raisin." Possessively stroking Mulder's
belly with one hand, he went in for more.

His hangover miraculously relieved, Walter sucked and
gobbled and licked until half the soft, fresh-baked
bread had disappeared. He looked into the face of his
lover to find him in his own world - panting and
moaning, eyes still intent on what Skinner was doing.
Skinner removed the remaining chewed-edged rings and
tossed them over his shoulder, then gently but
thoroughly licked the mixture of white foamy pre-cum
and soft cheese that still covered Mulder's warm and
throbbing prick.

"Walt, if you don't go in for dessert, I think it's
going to go flambe," Mulder managed to choke out, his
elbows barely finding the strength to keep him aloft on
the bed.

With that, Skinner's eyes locked on Mulder's as he took
in the other man's shaft. The bagel ring toss became a
large Astro Pop as the older man engulfed his deep
mouth around the rigid member.

"Oh, Jeezus, Walt, you're getting good at that," Mulder
exclaimed breathlessly, feeling each molecule in his
groin become enervated with his lover's attention.
Mulder closed his eyes as his body tensed, shaking and
tight on the brink of release.

Enjoying watching the play of emotions he brought onto
the other man's face, Skinner reached one hand down to
minister to his own erection. He stroked in rhythm with
his mouth's caresses over Mulder's hard rod.

Mulder's breathing became even more erratic as he felt
the tension build. This was like sprinting out after a
long run, he thought, except he had absolutely no
control over the sensations he was bathed in. All
release depended upon the man he had put all his trust
into over the past few months. Moments like this were
when Mulder realized how totally he had come to need
the man in front of him.

The moment came, and Mulder spasmed deep into Walter's
throat, screaming unintelligibly as his body's entire
focus went to his tight, spasming genitals.

Skinner barely managed to avoid choking on the endless
stream flowing hard into his throat. He reached his own
climax moments after Mulder's began. The reality of
taking in Mulder's powerful ejaculation while
experiencing his own was almost too much for him to
handle.

Finally, their mutual release eased. Skinner brought
his mouth away from Mulder's groin to watch his lover
collapse back on the bed. Both sweating and fighting to
catch their breaths, Walter nuzzled at Mulder's hip and
gradually found the strength to join his lover on the
bed, stretching out beside him and glancing over to
admire the beauty of Mulder's relaxed visage. At last,
Skinner wordlessly reached out to pull the exhausted
man to his chest. Again, they slept.


********************
Later
Still in bed
********************

They had woken up still in each other's arms an hour
later, and basked in the leisurely, unfamiliar
knowledge that they had nowhere in particular they
needed to be. Finally, Skinner looked over and broke
the silence.

"How do you do that, Fox?" Skinner commented, honestly
perplexed at his lover's behavior and fortitude. "I've
rarely seen you drunk - *never* that drunk - and now
you're...you're..."

"Happy? Hungry? Horny?" Mulder suggested, voice
scratchy from sleep and eyes still misty.

Skinner nodded once, tiredly affirming all three.
"What's going on?" He was beginning to suspect Mulder
had finally lost it. That the loss of his position at
the FBI had sent him over the edge overnight. "Aren't
you worried about what you're going to do now? Now that
you don't have the X-Files?"

Reaching over to the tray that still lay on one corner
of the bed, Mulder silently took the two folded
newspapers and opened one: that morning's copy of the
Post. He turned it around for Walter to see, pointing
at an article in the back of the news section. "Read
that," was all he said.

Skinner had to sit up to retrieve his glasses from the
dresser. Putting them on, he read the article,
wondering how it could possibly relate to their mutual
ousting from the F.B.I. The article was a report of two
similar murders - one in Dover, England, and the other
outside Amsterdam. Halfway through reading, Walter
looked quizzically up at the eager man in front of him.
"And?"

Mulder was ready with the second article, and put that
one in front of Skinner, beside the Post. This one was
in a fresh copy of "The National Enquirer"; Mulder's
finger pointed to a bright red headline beside a muddy
picture of something that looked like a large bat in
flight. Accompanying the bold type and photograph
was an "artist's rendition" - a drawing of a strange
bird-like, beast-like animal, talons menacingly seeming
to reach out to grab the hapless reader.

"Fishermen fear for their lives as monster attacks from
the skies," Skinner read aloud before tossing the paper
back at Mulder. "Okay, tell me - what the hell is this
about?"

Mulder wasn't surprised at the reaction. "These two
guys saw this thing flying over the English Channel -
in a direct route between Dover and Amsterdam. It
apparently came within a few feet of their fishing
boat, and scared the hell out of them. They argued
about what exactly it looked like - one swore it was a
large bird, but the other compared it to more of a land
animal. A lion possibly, he said."

Skinner sighed in exasperation. "Fox, this is The
National Enquirer we're talking about..."

"I know. Some of my best X-Files leads have come from
articles like this. Sometimes, in the midst of lies,
you can find a kernel of truth."

Walter couldn't help but be curious about where this
was leading. "So what does this 'monster spotting' have
to do with two murders on two different continents? And
what does it have to do with you being so horny?"
Skinner wondered if he really wanted to know the answer
to that last question. He answered the first himself.
"You think this...creature...murdered those two
people."

Mulder nodded. "The description fits that of a gryphon
perfectly - a mythological creature that is half eagle,
half lion. A myth that has cropped up, in slight
variations, in cultures all over the world. Some say it
feeds once a year, in a huge ravenous feast, at the
Vernal Equinox."

"Which is soon," Skinner said, shaking his head in
disbelief that he was still listening to this fairy
tale. He was beginning to appreciate more fully what
Scully had been through over the last few years as
Mulder's partner.

"I know this sounds crazy," Mulder admitted, not for
the first time in his life by far. "But, Walter, I've
thought about this for a long time. Well, not this
exactly, but the idea of investigating my own X-Files.
I knew we were likely to get caught, sooner or later,
and I guess it was sooner."

Mulder looked up at Skinner, trying not to show how
much he hoped this idea would work out. "I think this
is the perfect opportunity, Walt, to try it on my own.
For us to try it on our own, I mean."

Walter had never thought much about what he would do if
he had to leave the F.B.I. He had always planned on
retiring with distinction - not leaving like this. He
was too young for even an early retirement. He would
find someway back, he knew. In the meantime, he
thought, he could use some time away, to put things in
perspective and plan for how he was going to salvage
his career.

Skinner picked up the newspapers and tossed them on the
bedside dresser. "So if you think this thing is on a
murder spree, why are you sitting here buck naked,
eating bagels and tempting me like some slutty bakery
delivery boy? Why aren't you running off after this
gryphon?"

"Well, I would be, but I wanted to be sure you were
coming with me," Mulder answered, heading to the closet
to pull out suitcases. "Are you?"

Skinner thought a moment of how to reply. "I guess I
could use a vacation. Am I the only reason you're not
half way across the Atlantic already?" Walter was moved
- in more ways than one - that his lover cared enough
to be willing to give up this lead for him.

Mulder plopped the suitcases on the bed and grinned.
"You're the sexiest reason, but not the only reason. I
called the airlines as soon as I saw the connection
about the killings and the sighting of the creature.
The first flight to Amsterdam I could get leaves this
afternoon." He shoved one suitcase closer to Walter.
"We'd better get packing, partner!"

Walter shook his head, amused at the thought of being
Mulder's "partner" in more than the carnal sense.
Opening drawers and randomly filling the empty space of
his large suitcase, he wondered if he was being
foolhardy by going along with this scheme. He did not
want to start trading war stories with Scully.

Having nearly finished with his own packing, Mulder
came back from the closet with a few final necessities
and pulled the lid shut. He stood behind Skinner, busy
placing socks and underwear in as neatly as he could,
and gave the larger man a bear hug. "We'll be great
together, Walter," he assured, resting his cheek on the
other man's shoulder. "Don't you worry; we'll be much
better without the FBI."

Skinner had stopped his packing and raised up to his
full height. He patted Mulder's arms, which were still
wrapped tightly around his waist. "Just remember,
'partner', I'm still your supervisor. I'm not going to
be asking Scully for fashion tips, or letting you
saddle me with all the grunt work."

Mulder plopped back on the bed to face Walter. Looking
up, he took the other man's hand in his. "We'll save
the saddle for after hours, if you want," he grinned.
"I'll be happy to do the grunting, though, Sir."

**************************

Griff tags...Sasha!

[Sasha takes over, shyly, as she is about to lose her
cyber virginity here as a smutwriter<G>.]

***************************
Somewhere over the
English Channel
***************************

"Walter, have you read this?" Mulder whispered as he
pushed a haphazardly folded copy of the National
Enquirer under Skinner's nose.

"No, I haven't. It's not my regular reading fodder.
Mulder, I'm trying to get some sleep, so I can keep up
with your pace of investigation; I've not been out in
the field often the last few years, you know."

"The fact that I kept you *up* all night has nothing to
do with it, Walter?" Mulder practically oozed in
Skinner's ear, grinning slyly at his own pun.

"Mulder, you never cease to amaze me."

"That's what I was hoping for."

Sighing, Skinner grabbed the magazine from Mulder's
hand and started to read the article his insistent
lover had pointed out.

--------------------------------------------
DANCES WITH WEREWOLVES?

>From our European correspondent

American tourist Lupe di Angelo joined in a "dance
macabre" last week in Amsterdam, the Netherlands.
19-year-old Lupe, on an Interrail tour through Europe
with her friends, went clubhopping in the Dutch capital
on her last day on the Continent. In one of Amsterdam's
numerous dance clubs she met a local, who called
himself Wolf Mann, and they immediately "hit it off".

"It struck me as being so funny that our first names
were in essence the same, and he seemed such a nice
guy," di Angelo observed.

When Lupe accidentally was separated from her friends,
Wolf turned out not to be such a nice guy after all. He
grabbed her by her arms and dragged her into a
backstreet alley. And there strange things happened,
the young woman claimed.

"He cornered me and then he started to change from a
man into a wolf; his teeth got large and hair started
to grow all over his face and hands. Then he howled
like a wolf and wanted to rip my throat out," Lupe
stated, still badly shaken by her experience.

Fortunately, her friends found her just before Wolf
could attack her in earnest, and they managed to chase
him away. Di Angelo and her friends flew back to their
hometown of Sunnydale, CA, where they will try to
forget this weird and terrible experience.

--------------------------------------------

"So? What does this have to do with our search for a
gryphon, Mulder? This girl probably had a
hallucination, induced by lack of sleep, travelling
stress and uncontrolled use of controlled substances,"
Skinner said as he handed back the magazine to Mulder.

"I think it has everything to do with the gryphon. Look
at the date," Mulder said, holding the article in front
of Skinner. "Don't you find it odd that at the same day
that reports of the mutilations by what we assume to be
a gryphon ceased, this girl gets attacked by a
werewolf?"

Mulder's theory was met with a doubtful stare, making
Mulder even more insistent in explaining his case.

"Come on, Walt, just hear me out," he said firmly.
"The pattern of attacks moves from England to the
Netherlands. I think that our UNSUB is able to change
his appearance at will, to adapt himself to the
environment. In an urbanized country, such as Holland,
a gryphon would very easily be spotted. A werewolf has
much more possibilities to hide. In fact, he can hide
in plain sight as no one will guess he's changing into
a man-eating monster at night, when he's just taking a
stroll in the city in his human form."

Whatever retort Skinner was going to give on Mulder's
musings was interrupted by the announcement that the
plane was going to land at Schiphol Airport.


***************************
the Vondelpark, Amsterdam
Dusk
***************************

The grass couldn't help it. He kicked it anyway. Great
big heaps of freshly mown grass flew in the air as he
furiously stomped across the lawn that lay in the
center of the park. He was disgusted with himself.
Getting chased off by some pimply-faced teenagers! This
had never happened when he was a gryphon!

People around him regarded him oddly, but he didn't
care about that. He was mad at himself and with these
stupid humans that refused to be driven into mortal
fear so he could feast upon it.

A silence descended on the darkening park and adjoining
playground as the last of the parents took their
children home, easily cajoling them with promises of
French fries and Sesame Street. Their clear voices
resounded in his ears, driving him even angrier.

Too perfect. No fear of fates worse than death; the
only thing these people feared here was whether they
would make it home in time to watch their bloody
favorite television program! And the country was so
damned flat! He really missed the chalky hills of
England where he could hide in the brush and soar over
fields of corn without much chance of being spotted
unless he wanted to be.

Unfortunately, he was getting really hungry now. The
time of the Equinox was getting closer and closer and
his hunger was getting bigger and bigger. And he
couldn't change into another, more fear-inspiring form
before he had feasted on the fear he inspired in the
dying moments of unsuspecting humans.

It had turned completely dark now, and the park, eerily
lit by lanterns whose light was partly obscured by the
trees, was virtually deserted. Only a few joggers were
to be seen, running like mad to burn off the enormous
quantities of hamburgers they had obviously been
ingesting for a prolonged period of time. Sighing, he
committed himself to the inevitable. He pulled the
laces of his running shoes a bit tighter and went for
the chase.


***************************
Amsterdam
Hotel De Jantjes
***************************

"Mulder, I still think it's gross." Walter's voice was
muffled as he started to wriggle his head under his
lover's T-shirt, adorned by the picture of Skinner's
jeans-clad ass, accompanied by the words: "Been there,
done that, got the shirt to prove it." The front of the
shirt bobbed and heaved as Skinner moved his attentive
mouth from one expectant nipple to another.

"What, exactly, is gross, Walter? The T-shirt or your
ass? I for one don't think your ass is gross, it's
just...aaaah!"

Mulder practically died of sensory overload as Skinner
bit him on his left nipple, letting it follow by a long
suckle before he moved over to its twin to perform the
same, pleasure-giving action.

"No, Mulder, the fact that you had a T-shirt made with
a picture of my ass on it and that you are insane
enough to walk around in it. And that I am walking
beside you when you do that. *That's* what I call
gross."

[Griff steps in "a bit" later to pinch-hit on the sex
scene<g>]

"Walt, I've never claimed to be sane...when did you
ever think I was?" Mulder asked between two gasps and
three or four pants as the big man buffed Mulder's
chest hairs with his scalp while continuing to tease
his nipples mercilessly.

Mulder was getting more enthusiastic with every nip on
a nipple. He clutched onto the sides of Skinner's
"tighty whitey" waistband while drawing his own growing
erection, tented under thin grey boxers and threatening
to peek through the slit, closer to Skinner's left
thigh. He knew rubbing his prick there slowly and
seductively always drove his lover over the edge of
foreplay and into the wild abyss of passion.

"Walt, you know if we were back in Washington, we'd
both be stuck behind our desks right now reading case
files or preparing expense reports?" Mulder said
dreamily, relaxed and happy where he was at that very
moment. "Isn't this a *big* improvement?"

His lover stopped - /dammit, I shoulda just kept
panting and shut up for once/, Mulder thought - and
drew his head out from the warm cave of Mulder's
certainly non-FBI regulation T-shirt.

Walter met Mulder's eyes with his own, resting his
elbows on Mulder's knees bent and spread on either side
of Skinner's hips. "You're right, Mulder. You're one
helluva lunatic. And you're a sex maniac, as well. I
should have known you would get me addicted to your
tight ass, get us fired, and then bring me all the way
to Amsterdam just to seduce me all over again."

Walter delivered the words with such mock seriousness
that Mulder almost read it as real frustration with
leaving the F.B.I. behind, thousands of miles away.
Then he recognized the subtle glint in Walter's eyes.

"Sex maniac, huh?" Mulder tossed back loudly, grinning
as he scooted from his prone position to crouch back
against the pillows. "Lunatic, huh?" he added even
louder, leaning forward to brace both arms in front of
him in support on the mattress.

With Walter still in a similar crouch near the foot of
the bed, the two lovers looked more like two football
linesmen facing off before the snap. 'Inside
linebacker' Skinner sensed something was up, and tensed
his body like he'd been trained to back in his high
school gridiron days. However, when 'tight end' Mulder
made a sudden glance over his shoulder, Walter followed
the look with his own eyes to the uncovered window that
displayed the night skyline of the city.

"It's a full moon, Walt, and I'm a lunatic!" Mulder
cried out before he lunged forward, taking advantage of
the distraction. The tight end managed to knock the
linebacker off balance, making both topple off the end
of the bed and onto the thankfully soft hotel room
carpet.

Both were more than a bit surprised that Mulder had
managed to literally floor his former boss. The pair
froze in position for a moment, Skinner flat on his
back and Mulder above him, straddling his hips.

Finally, Mulder smirked. That was it. Just smirked.

Skinner looked almost hypnotized by Mulder's victorious
smile. "You're a lunatic, Mulder," he said, quietly,
fascinated with Mulder's joyful face.

"And it's a full moon, Walt...a full moon." With that,
Mulder sat up straight, threw his head back, and howled
with the best of them.


******************

Much later...having crawled back onto the bed...
******************

[Back to Sasha...]

"Mulder, don't you ever not read after you have sex?"
Skinner folded his strong legs around those of his
lover, who lay on the bed, perusing a Dutch
English-language paper, seemingly completely absorbed
in it.

"Did you know, Walter, that gay people can get
officially married here? Says here in the newspaper."

A noncommittal shrug. "So?"

"What if we'd get married here?" Mulder said as he
dropped the newspaper on the floor. "Wouldn't that be
nice?"

The two had often talked wistfully of what it might be
like to be married, to ba able to have a more normal
life together, but the laws against gay marriages, and
of course their positions in the FBI, precluded this
from becoming anything more than an occasional fantasy
for them. Now that they were out of the country and
out of work, they had both begun to wonder if they
might actually have their dream realized.

Skinner looked closely at Mulder. "Is that what you
really want? Do you want to defy everything around you
just to show the world that we belong together?"

Not a cringe. Mulder was serious. And suddenly, so was
Walter.

"All right, let's see if we can arrange this. Get
dressed; we're going to City Hall. But first I have to
do something." He dropped on his knees before the bed
and took Mulder's hands solemnly in his.

"My dearest Fox, will you please, please marry me?"

At first Mulder smiled in amusement at Walter's
chivalric act of proposal; then he saw how seriously
the other man looked at him. Still, he couldn't help
but throw in his own spin on the moment. "The answer is
yes, as long as it's a white wedding."

They burst out laughing and Mulder pulled up Skinner on
the bed with him, happy in the knowledge that they
loved each other.

[Sasha tags...griffin!
Phew, glad I made it so far!]

Date sent: Sun, 21 Mar 1999 05:00:39 -0800
From: Griffin <mfluder@spiralcomm.net>
To: mace_@geocities.com
Subject: Places 4/6


[griffin figures Walt and Fox deserve one helluva
nuptuals, but no wedding goes off perfectly
smoothly...]

****************************
The next morning
****************************

Walter Skinner hated waiting.

The governmental bureaucracy almost made him think he
was back home in D.C. as he and Mulder stood in the
snakingly long line at Amsterdam's City Hall. They had
already been redirected to three different lines and
filled out four different versions of apparently the
same form. For that added sparkle of waiting-in-line
entertainment, they were all written in Dutch.

All they wanted to do was get a marriage license.
Skinner half expected to have to take an eye test and
pose for an awful "made-me-look-like-an-owl-on-crack"
head shot when they finally reached the front of the
line. If they ever got there, that is.

The new freedom in this country for homosexual
marriages was apparently very popular. Harried clerks
looked dead on their feet taking in one application
after another for marriage licenses - all from the long
stream of same-sex couples standing in the same line
Skinner and Mulder were only barely two-thirds of the
way through.

While Skinner gritted his teeth with impatience,
wishing he had some of his Assistant Director clout in
the joint, Mulder stood next to him amusing himself
with people-watching.

Despite the waiting required, most looked quite happy
to be there. The twosome of men stationed directly in
front of Mulder and Skinner looked particularly
cheerful. Exceedingly amorous, in fact.

Mulder nudged Skinner in the ribs, nodded toward the
younger couple who were finding new places to caress
and rub together, and snuck a quick but warm peck on
his handsome fiancee's cheek.

"You just looked so tasty, Walt," Mulder said with a
grin. "I'll want an appetizer before getting you alone
in bed tonight, though - how about that Italian place
we passed down the street?"

Skinner nodded, feeling a stirring in his groin and a
heat flow out from his cheeks. He just knew that the
color had spread across his face from ear to ear.

This was something they hadn't been able to do while
working for Uncle Sam - to express their love for each
other in public. At least, not as publicly as this was,
in a crowded line at a major metropolitan city hall.
The idea of ever being able to do anything like this
with Mulder in their own environment - for example,
Skinner imagined, to make out in the middle of the
Hoover building's lobby - excited Skinner in many ways.

Just before Walter's blush had faded, the shorter of
the two men in front of them turned back and caught a
glimpse of the otherwise self-controlled-looking
Skinner's mild embarrassment. The man could tell the
handsome couple were Americans, a culture whose members
he had judged tended to be either a bit stick-up-your-
assish with conservativism or the fun but somewhat
inanely annoying type who, long after age 30, still
wore high top basketball sneakers and neckties that
featured cartoon characters. Yes, these two were
definitely Americans.

"Tying the knot, are you, boys?" the stranger asked
cheerfully to neither of them in particular. He kept
the wide grin, obviously just as happy about his own
impending marriage as he was about seeing two Clinton-
and-Lewinskyland refugees sharing a special moment
together.

"Yes, we are," Mulder volunteered, tucking his arm
around Skinner's. "You, too?"

The man nodded and tugged at his huge, bear-like,
tattooed and hirsute boyfriend's chain link belt to get
him to turn around. The bear, not saying a word,
pulled a folded piece of paper out of what appeared to
be a partial ream of similarly folded papers stuffed
rather interestingly into the front of his tight black
leather pants.

Skinner tried not to stare at the folded fan of fliers
as he was handed one to read. With some translation
help from the short man, Walter could understand
basically what it said. It announced a large multi-
couple pre-wedding celebration to be hosted
enthusiastically by "Mikki and Willi" (the couple in
front of him, Skinner presumed, and thought he could
guess which one was Willi...the name reminding him of
"Free Willy" quite appropriately). The mass bachelor
party, the flier read, was planned to be held at a
trendy club in the heart of the city.

The bear spoke at last, obviously not having spent as
much time wearing earphones in the University's
language lab as his mate. He had a thicker Dutch
brogue than his boyfriend's faintly British English.
"Come. Tonight. Will be en-joy-a-ble." He added a
smile at Mulder, showing the gap where a front incisor
had been knocked out. He then turned to Skinner. "Bring
much beer, I make you tattoo with his name." A little
ear-nod in the direction of Mulder.

Mulder couldn't manage to stifle his chuckle. "Oh,
Walt, we'll have to go!"

***********

The end of the line...
***********

Willi and Mikki had gone through their application
process and left the office still buzzing about seeing
Mulder and Skinner and a few others they'd invited in
line at their big bachelor party that night. As the
couple walked past them toward the door, Skinner caught
their names amidst their whispering. Mikki only winked
at Skinner when he noticed the older man had heard
them.

Then it was Mulder and Skinner's turn at the
application window, where they soon found out what
apparently all the other native applicants already
knew: getting the final papers to marry would take
close to a month.

After some loud bellowing about administrative
ineptitude, the former A.D. shoved their application
across the counter at the clerk and stormed out, with
Mulder close behind.

Three hours of cutting through red tape and going
through a queue that rivaled that of Captain Eo's in
its heyday, and Mulder and Skinner finally pushed
through the doors of the city hall and into fresh air
again.

"We're not staying here for three weeks, Fox," Walter
said as they began heading down the steps. "We can
still have a ceremony. Remember, a license is just a
piece of paper."

Mulder nodded. He understood - what was important was
that they both had readily agreed to take the plunge
when they thought they could make it official. Still,
he had been so excited about being legally bound to
Walt in some way. He so enjoyed dreaming of being
bound to him in other ways; an officially recognized
marriage would have been extra special.

Mulder hailed them a cab. In the two days they'd been
in the city, he had done as much searching as he could
for the creature they'd pursued here. Considering the
only people who had even seen the killer had gone back
to the States before he and Skinner had even arrived,
there wasn't a whole lot he could do.

He was suddenly faced with the frustration of not
having the Bureau resources at his disposal: in a
similar case, if he'd still been in the FBI, he'd be
able to have a field agent contact the young Di Angelo
woman who'd been attacked. Any field agent Mulder knew
would not be able to, or want to, listen to an ousted
agent's theories based on nothing but the National
Enquirer.

A cab pulled up, and the two slid into the back seat.
Skinner directed their hairy-knuckled driver to their
hotel.

"We should be pursuing this shapeshifting creature,
anyhow, not spending all our time screwing like
bunnies," Mulder said resignedly.

Skinner looked long at Mulder's disappointed face, and
took his lover's hand in his. "Maybe I should go home,
and leave you to the investigation," he suggested. It
did seem the logical decision to Skinner, as he
couldn't do much more than distract Mulder from the
case while he was here. Maybe back in D.C., Skinner
could manage to find some resources to help Mulder
catch the beast.

Mulder looked at Skinner, surprise and a touch of fear
in his face. "NO! Walt, no! I need you here with me,"
he said. "And you need me, you know that."

It was a frustrating dilemma, Skinner thought.
Although being on this "vacation" with Mulder had been
among the best few days of his life, he knew he would
go stir crazy if he couldn't get back to something like
his former position at the F.B.I.

Finally, swayed by Mulder's plea, Skinner decided to
give them some time to get over this disappointment
before he made any important decisions. "Okay, you get
some legwork done on this case, go back and talk to
anyone you can around the last sighting of the Mann
suspect, and I'll make some more calls. I still have
some clout with some people back in Washington, and I
think I can influence getting someone assigned to talk
to the Di Angelo girl."

Mulder looked at Skinner, relieved and grateful.

"Let's meet tonight at that Italian restaurant of
yours," Skinner suggested. He then decided to put on
his gruff A.D. act. "6 p.m. sharp, Agent! I'll be
expecting a report of your findings on the case so
far."

They ordered the cab driver to drop Mulder off down
where the werewolf attack had occurred, hoping some new
witness would be discovered. Mulder had already roamed
the area and talked with everyone he could find, and no
one knew anything. Although, for all he knew, the
monster could have changed shape and left for other
hunting grounds, Mulder's instinct told him that the
creature was very close and still in the embodiment of
a werewolf. The killer's attempt to find a victim at
the beginning of this last full moon had been thwarted,
and Mulder strongly suspected that it needed fresh
blood to change.

Skinner couldn't resist slapping Mulder's butt hard as
he left the cab to go on foot through the area. Before
Mulder got a chance to do more than yell "Hey!" back at
Skinner and shake a fist teasingly, the cab had sped
off to take Skinner to the hotel and some phone calls.

***********

The big man paid the driver and got out, never having
taken a good look at the man behind the wheel. Even if
he had, he wouldn't have noticed anything
unusual...just a typical grubby, uncommunicative, and
hairy cab driver in a big city.

But the cabby wasn't a man. It had watched these two
asking questions all over the city, and would keep an
even closer eye on them now. They were the only ones
who had an idea of exactly what the baffled Amsterdam
police were dealing with. It had seen the look of fear
in the slim man's eyes when their togetherness had been
threatened, and it now knew what it's greatest weapon
was. And how it might feed next.

***********
6 p.m.
Il Italiano Restaurant
***********

Skinner looked at his watch and then out the large
window that looked onto the street from the table where
he'd been seated. 6 p.m. exactly - and where the hell
was Mulder? He was determined not to put up with
Mulder's tardiness and absences and running off on wild
goose chases.

Skinner was getting ready to fume, but then saw the
familiar form running down the sidewalk. Walt caught
Mulder's eye when he got in front of the restaurant,
and Mulder broke his run and waved, a little out of
breath. Skinner's lips curled into a smile as he waved
back, and Mulder turned toward the door to the
restaurant.

Skinner saw the car pull up and four men get out before
Mulder did. Through the glass window, he heard one of
the men call Mulder's name, making Mulder turn toward
them reflexively. Both Skinner and Mulder were
surprised - how would anyone around here know his name?

Skinner could only watch in shock, standing up and
pressing his face into the glass to see, as three of
the men converged on Mulder in a tackle. The third
opened the back seat door to let his mates lift Mulder
off the ground and shove him onto the seat. A fifth
man - and this was a tiny economy-sized European car -
kept the motor running and sped the vehicle away as
soon as everyone was back inside.

It had all happened so fast, by the time Skinner had
run out onto the street, the car was more than a block
away. He ran after it as fast as he could, shouting
Mulder's name repeatedly. The distance between him and
the car increased with each moment; Skinner couldn't
help but wonder if the Consortium was behind this.

What else could it be?

[Griff hands it very sneakily back to Sasha...]

***********

"Gimme that bike!"

Skinner threw the bleach-haired boy 100 guilders and
yanked the rental mountainbike away from him.

"But you gotta fill in some forms!" the boy shouted,
trying in vain to stop Skinner from taking the bike.

Somewhere deep within Skinner cringed at his own
actions, but the thought that Mulder was being taken
away from him superseded any moral impediment he might
have at not filling in the paperwork. He would come
back later and make it up to the guy; when - not if -
he had found his lover.

As he jumped on the saddle he saw through the rear
window Mulder's head surface, which was roughly pulled
down again by one of his captors.

This wasn't happening. This couldn't be happening.
Somehow he had thought they were safe here. That they
would, for a small period of time, be free from threats
from black-lunged bastards or men who had a weekly
appointment with their manicurists. That they were no
longer considered dangerous now that they were expelled
from the FBI; reduced to a harmless position, as far as
the Consortium was concerned. And therefore to be left
alone, the Consortium's energy rerouted to more
threatening forces than themselves.

Apparently this was not the case. A sinking feeling
manifested itself in his gut as he saw the car draw
away from him.

He would *not* let this happen; Mulder would not be
taken away from him. They deserved some happiness
together, dammit!

His legs pumped harder and harder as he tried to keep
up with the Chevaux as it swerved through the busy
streets of Amsterdam. Cursing loudly, Skinner managed
to evade bewildered pedestrians and angry bikers in his
pursuit of the garishly yellow car that was taking his
lover away from him.

Skinner tried to put aside any thought of how
undignified he must look riding the too-small-for-him
ladies' style bike, ringing the metallic bell
frantically to warn off anyone and anything in his way.
He couldn't think of his image now - Mulder was being
kidnapped!

Somehow he hadn't thought that Mulder's propensity to
ditch his colleagues would apply to him too; and in
retrospect he felt even more sorry for Scully for all
the times she had to experience similar events.

They approached the Leidscheplein outdoor mall. It was
filled with people enjoying cool drinks and hot company
on one of the first lovely nights of the year. And
there he lost him.

A young couple, apparently more interested in their
newfound love than their surroundings, crossed the
street without looking, just in front of Skinner. There
was no way he could swerve around them without getting
crushed by a passing tram, and the only way to avoid an
accident was to brake and come to a complete
standstill.

Meanwhile, the car rounded a corner and, when Skinner
finally was able to extricate himself from the
situation, it was completely gone.

He sagged against a wall, closing his eyes in the vain
hope that when he opened them, it would all be a dream
and Mulder would be lying next to him, his body warm
and inviting. But it was true. Mulder was gone. In a
strange country, in which he had no jurisdiction, or
the power to pull some strings, he had lost the man
that meant everything to him.

What should he do? Going to the police was not really
an option. Not yet anyhow. He couldn't prove it was a
kidnapping; they might say he got in the car willingly.
Luckily he had been able to take a good look at the men
who took Mulder, and he was sure he would recognize
them anywhere. Oddly though, he thought he had seen a
guy who looked a lot like Mikki from the line at City
Hall. A conspiracy after all?

He straightened himself up and made a decision. He was
going to find Mulder, even if it took his whole life.
Because his whole life depended on it.


**********
1 a.m.
**********

Skinner was starting to get desperate. He had been
looking for over three hours now, and not yet a trace
of Mulder or his captors. Methodically, he had searched
the streets of the inner city, somehow feeling that
Mulder had not yet been taken far away. But if he
didn't get a lead soon, he really had to go to the
police, and report Mulder missing.

Gods, the Consortium would have a field day if they
read about *that* in the papers...

He had reached the part of the city where nightlife was
at its most intense; he was surrounded by people,
dressed to go out and have a good time. He scanned
their faces as they weaved their ways in and out of
discos and nightclubs, looking for the best place to
be. Then he saw Mikki, and he was now sure he had seen
him in the car with Mulder. He entered a door, passing
under a flickering neon sign. "The IT", where the
bachelor party had been planned.

Slow relief, mixed with a rising anger, passed through
Skinner as he waved the flier he had been given as
admission, and made his way through the happy crowd
towards the entrance of the club. This was apparently
the place to be, because he was surrounded by good-
looking men and women, dressed in the most outrageous
clothes.

Inside it was hot; and not in just the thermal sense.
Barely-clothed bodies undulated around him to
hypnotizing music, inadvertently, and sometimes
overtly, making contact with his own body. Apparently
this was a great place to find company. He sighed
inwardly, glad those days would be behind him. This was
no time to be considering these things. He had to find
his lover. Soon.

He made his way through the crowds, searching for the
man that had led him here, and then he saw him. On the
dancefloor, clad only in low-slung black leather
trousers, Mulder was going crazy on Gloria Gaynor's "I
Will Survive".

******************

[Sasha pushes griff out onto the dance floor...]

Continued in part 5.

Note for this chapter: the bureaucratic incompetence
described here is for humor purposes only - for all I
know, Amsterdam's City Hall runs like melted wax, even
with the (yes, this much is true) relatively new legal
acceptance of same-sex marriages there. Anyhow, it
can't be worse than the California DMV<g>.



******************

[Griffin hops out from behind the bushes, keeping a
nervous eye out for that gryphon/werewolf/whatever else
the monster might be these days...]

Walt was filled with relief seeing Mulder unharmed and
obviously enjoying himself on the dance floor. He
silently smiled as he watched his half-naked, gyrating
lover move to the music. Skinner's love for him was
more powerful than ever seeing him like this, so
beautiful and full of life, after worrying for hours
that he might never see him again.

He got himself into Mulder's line of sight and easily
caught his attention. The DJ smoothly changed the
music from the frenetic Franklin song to one of the
more sensual offerings from the Pointer Sisters - "Slow
Hand".

Mulder's dance became even more erotic, hips and torso
fluid and perfectly in tune with the music. He kept
his gaze glued on Skinner's appreciative and loving
face as he gave a personal demonstration of how he
wanted the lyrics of the song to be lived out on his
body by Walt alone...one hand going down to caress his
groin and thigh, the other playing at his bare chest in
extreme self-indulgence. Eye contact broke only as
Mulder closed his eyes in arousal at his own inspired
stimulation.

Skinner was in the thrall of Mulder's siren dance,
vicariously feeling every touch and stroke and tease
that Mulder inflicted upon himself. His fingertips
began tingling, as if they had personally followed each
trail along Mulder's skin, as if they themselves had
grasped Mulder's crotch as he had, feeling the
smoothness of the leather covering the hard warmth it
concealed.

He could take it no more. In half a daze, Skinner came
to stand within arm's length of his lover. He reached
a hand out to grasp Mulder's waistband and pulled him
to him possessively, encircling him into a slow dance
embrace and beginning to move with the man he loved.

Walter's mouth hovered near Mulder's ear and asked the
question at last. "What the hell happened to you
tonight?"

***********
Outside the club
***********

It had to taste fresh, fear-sweetened blood soon or all
would be lost. The full moon was waning, and the power
of its metamorphosis ebbed with the tide. If it didn't
change to another embodiment soon, the creature would
be stuck like this for another month before it could go
on the hunt again. And it was created to hunt and
destroy.

Being a werewolf was really the pits.

Its recent efforts to terrify satisfactorily had left
it weakened. It had followed the bald man here,
intending to claim one of the pair of lovers as its
next victim - after all, they were the only People it
had seen in years that truly believed in what it was.
The belief, mixed with powerful fear, is what gave
Human blood that special quality that had sustained the
creature for centuries. Modern Man's blood had far too
much skepticism in it, and was too hardened against
brutal violence, to provide the more than a meager
feeding of the beast's hunger.

Yes, it would feed on one of the lovers, or both, but
what it really needed was a large Human to terrify and
consume. One with plenty of fear-filled blood to make
up for lost time, so the creature would have the
strength to find another more effective form to take
with these two, who knew the monster's secrets.

Crossing the street from the alley where it had lurked
and watched the bald man enter, it went to stand in the
line to the club. It listened with its attuned
werewolf ears to the activity at the door. Apparently,
this was some kind of private party, and only those who
had been given fliers or who knew the bouncer or the
hosts personally could enter. Well, the creature
didn't have a goddam flier, and it didn't socialize
with the right crowd to get in the door, but it would
find another way in.

It turned to seek another entrance to the club,
brushing by other hopeful revelers who had joined the
line behind it. One man grabbed the creature's sleeve.

"Hey, great costume," he said in Dutch, eyeing the
werewolf from head to toe with admiration.

The creature growled gruffly and tore away from the
man, running around the side of the building that
housed the club.

Although they sometimes tasted very good, he really
hated Humans.

***********
Back inside
***********

Finally, the music stopped. Mulder placed a hand on
Skinner's shoulder and guided him toward the bar.

"It was a prank, Walt...a pre-wedding prank that our
friends from the line at City Hall thought we would
appreciate once it was all over," Mulder explain,
ordering himself a Stoli and Walter a scotch.

Walt didn't look any happier hearing the explanation.

"It's a custom here, I guess," Mulder continued. "To
kidnap the 'bride' before the wedding day and make the
'groom' search until he finds where the party is. They
thought we'd know what was happening, and that you'd
find the party a lot quicker than you did - after all,
you were the one with the flyer."

Skinner had been deeply glad he had pocketed the flyer
Willi had given them that morning, because he doubted
gaining entrance to the club where Mulder was held
"captive" would have been possible with the foreboding
bouncer at the door.

Before Skinner could begin to complain of the fright
he'd been given from this "prank", the instigators
joined them at the bar.

The short, slim, bright-eyed redhead known by all as
Mikki greeted both of them with a wave and then went
straight to order drinks...Zombies for four, ignoring
the fact that their new friends already had full
tumblers.

"You bring beer, Walter?" Willi asked without even a
hello. He had a more festive version of the "many cows
gave their lives to wardrobe me" leather outfit he had
on that morning, and his near-shoulder-length, wavy
black mop was put under control in a small pony tail.
"I make good tattoos, you see, you like."

Considering Willi was far beyond even Skinner's size,
more than a foot taller and weighing nearly 350 pounds
of pure muscle, Walter decided to show his displeasure
at the scare more diplomatically than he would have
otherwise.

"You scared the *shit* out of me with this so-called
'prank' of yours!" he said, having to raise his voice
to be heard over the music that had resumed, looking
sternly up into Willi's incongruously gentle-looking
blue eyes. "I had no idea what was going on - I
thought Fox was in real danger..."

Willi looked so heartbroken that Skinner lost all
desire to continue with his rant. Walter couldn't
believe it, but it looked like Willi's baby blues were
welling up with tears. Mikki joined his boyfriend in
looking extremely apologetic about the whole misjudged
incident.

"I sorry, Walter, I think everybody know about custom,"
Willi explained in a voice shaky with emotion and
regret. "I think you see we both in car, too - I the
driver, and Mikki," he said hugging his lover's
shoulder, "he be in back seat with your Foxy." Willi's
chin trembled slightly at the end of the longest
English sentence he had ever attempted.

How could he continue to be angry at such a sweet bear
of a man, Walter thought, especially since there was no
harm meant. "Okay, Willi, you didn't mean for it to
turn out the way it did," Skinner said calmly, trying
to reassure him.

"Yeah, Walt, and maybe they did us some good - maybe
you'll appreciate what you have in me a bit more!"
Mulder added with a wink.

"I make tattoo for you now - it be very good, you see,
make you feel better!" Willi said, cheering up a bit
and offering the only way he knew how to make amends.

Skinner shook his head, smiling a bit at the thought of
some heart-shaped tattoo gracing his shoulder with a
ribbon reading "Fox 4 Ever" running across it. Maybe
an arrow piercing the heart to make it really look
classy. "No, Willi...thank you, but no. Maybe another
time."

The huge man wouldn't give in so easily. "You wait, I
go piss, I show you tattoos," he demanded excitedly,
shoving Walter gently but firmly onto a bar stool.
Without waiting for an answer, Willi hurried off to the
men's room to get ready to display his artistry.

The threesome left behind at the bar watched Willi
virtually scamper to the restrooms, as much as it is
possible for a behemoth like him to scamper. "I'll go
join him," Mikki announced after an awkward moment of
silence, an evil grin gracing his face. "You two need
to have your reunion made official...I think a really
great kiss will suffice."

Alone again, Walter and Fox exchanged long looks that
hid not one iota of their feelings before following
Mikki's advice. They simultaneously drew close, Mulder
turning his back to the bar and resting his elbows on
the padded side. Walter pressed into him, grabbing the
far side of the bar with both hands so his arms kept
Mulder corralled in front of him.

Mulder slowly slid his palms across Walter's stomach,
over his sides, and finally rested them at the small of
his lover's back, using his hands to pull them even
closer together.

The two drew lips together and kissed as if they had
been separated for months, not just hours.

Finally they parted but still stood pressed against
each other, arms wrapped tightly in possession.
"You're not getting away from me again, Fox," Walter
growled low and almost menacingly, but with a playful
grin.

"No, Sir, I don't intend to let you out of my sight
ever again," Mulder replied, enjoying the opportunity
to use the "Sir" title so affectionately.

Although the question of whether or not Willi was in
the habit of washing his hands after peeing came into
mind, Skinner actually began to consider what kind of
tattoo he'd possibly be willing to get to commemorate
their love...and where.

***********

Willi sighed when he opened the men's room door and saw
the crowd, some taking care of business, some
apparently just milling about, and quite a few engaged
in human relations negotiations with a fervor that
would put the U.N.'s best ambassadors to shame.

Being a huge man, he hated moving around in crowded,
confined places. It was hard enough for him to
navigate through a club like this one, although he
loved clubbing so much he managed to brave the tight
moments while plowing across a dancefloor to assume his
throne for the evening - the reinforced barstool his
regular haunts kept reserved for him.

Of course, a man of his size and bearing and appearance
could easily part a sea of dancers like Moses did with
the Red, and could intimidate men out of a bathroom
quick enough to cause a half-dozen urinary tract
injuries, but that was not in Willi's nature.

He never even considered using his physical qualities
to gain power over anyone...although usually he didn't
need to try to intimidate; all he had to do was show up
someplace where people didn't know him well, and a
nervous tension would spread to grab every man in the
room. Not wanting to give anyone presently standing at
the urinals an incontinence problem before their time,
Willi quietly shut the door again and decided to head
out to the alley behind the club.

***********

The creature kicked a trash can in frustration hard
enough to set it flying a few feet, landing with a
crash and toppling its full contents out to litter the
alley. Even the back door was impassible, locked from
the inside.

If it had still been a gryphon, it could have pried the
door off its hinges with its sharp talons and sinewy
forelegs. Its biggest mistake, it thought, was in
making the change to a werewolf. A weak werewolf, at
that, with no freshly terrified blood basting Human
meat to sweet tenderness to strengthen it.

It roared at the sealed door and wondered what to do.
How to get in to that pair of Believers that it now
hungered for with an obsessive passion.

/I can wait. They'll come out eventually/ it thought,
although its craving was so intense it wanted any
opportunity to get into the club immediately and ravage
the pair, as well as a few others who might make a good
meal...as long as they didn't think he had come to the
party expecting it to be a costume ball.

The creature looked at the small stretch of sidewalk
visible from its current vantage point, and decided it
should go back to waiting across the street, where it
could keep an eye on the front entrance as well as this
one exit. However, just as it began to turn to head
toward the light of the city street, it heard the door
begin to open. It quickly hid in a shadow to wait and
see who it might be.

/It might be them/, it thought, fangs dripping drool
now on its slightly hairy chin. It licked its lips
clean and waited patiently, intent on the hunt once
again.

***********

***********

Leaving Mulder and Skinner to make out at the bar in
peace, Mikki saw Willi opting for the alley over the
crowded restroom. He caught up to him just as he was
opening the heavy side exit door.

"Hi, Hon," Mikki said and kissed him on the jaw, having
to stand on tiptoes to reach even there. "I thought
I'd keep you company; those two Yanks needed some time
alone after what we put them through."

Willi's communication skills were much better in his
native Dutch. "Yeah, they're cute together, aren't
they?" the big man said.

"Uh huh," Mikki nodded, "but we're cuter!"

WIlli led them through the door to the outside cement
landing, propping the door open with a large foundation
brick left there for that purpose. The couple went
down to the alley cobblestone pavement.

"You're the cute one, sweetie," Willi smiled, playfully
slapping his fiancee's behind before unzipping and
finding an overturned garbage can to pee into. Mid-
stream, he heard a "thud" sound behind him, where Mikki
was standing.

The big, leather-clad man turned around just in time to
see a werewolf - something he'd had nightmares about
since childhood - hovering over Mikki's fallen,
lifeless body. Willi screamed loud enough to shake the
windows of the neighboring building. Then he went into
shock, his stare locked on Mikki's dead eyes.

The monster gazed at him, as well, enjoying the look of
fear and panic and horror in such a huge Human. It
took Willi's life quickly, not wanting a single hint of
the flavor and power in the man's blood to fade.

******
Later, inside "The IT"
******

The creature entered the main room of the club. At
nearly two a.m., the place was still jam-packed with
partyers celebrating love and the new law.

No longer a werewolf, it found a remote place in the
throng to survey its hunting grounds. A long scan of
the area found its targets over at the bar, looking
happy and in love.

/Bloody Humans, I hate it when they get so cheerful/ it
thought. It took a really good scare to get someone to
go from Robert Burns-ish bliss to truly terrified
enough to make the creature's efforts worthwhile. It
had managed that with the big man, though, and his
blood had tasted delicious. The creature now felt
centuries younger and more powerful than it could
remember.

It would scare these two with no problem, it knew.

******

"So, when are we going to have a ceremony, Walter old
boy?" Mulder asked, slapping his lover on the shoulder,
feeling relaxed on his third Stoli.

Skinner put down his glass and looked pensively at it.
"Mulder, I know how important this is to you, but even
if we got married, soon we'll have to go back home.
We'll have to get our lives back to a semblance of
normal." Skinner didn't take his eyes off the melting
ice in his glass.

Mulder sobered up a bit. "*If* we got married?" he
finally replied. "Walt, we said we'd do this - we
promised each other. Even without some stupid legal
papers, gay couples get married all the time."

Skinner wished things were different, but he had to
face reality. Both of their careers would be over if
they came back to the States calling themselves "Mr.
and Mr. Skinner-Mulder", moving into a suburban tract
home together, and adopting a dog named Junior, or
whatever it is gay married couples were doing these
days. Their families and many of their friends didn't
even know either of them was gay! This was all moving
too fast.

Walter continued to examine his glass with a frown,
thinking of all the implications, while Mulder's stare
burned into him.

Moments of silence passed. Mulder finally got off his
barstool hurriedly. "I'm going out for some fresh
air," he said, controlled anger in his voice.

Before Walter had even looked up, Mulder was around the
corner of the bar, heading toward the front door, still
wearing only those leather pants.

"Mulder, wait!" Walter shouted, but Mulder ignored him
and left the club. /He needs some time alone right
now...and so do I/ he thought. He motioned to the
bartender for a refill, and his mind turned to wishing
he'd offered his coat for Mulder to wear in the cool,
spring night air. But he knew Mulder wouldn't have
taken it.

***********
Later
***********

Walter finished his drink in one quick swallow and got
up to search for Mulder. /Dammit, I'm not going to let
this happen/ he thought. He was determined to never
lose Mulder again.

He didn't care if that meant never working for the FBI
again, or having to face Mrs. Mulder's extreme
disapproval, or even having to tell his own elderly
parents that he'd kept this secret from them all his
life. He suspected they'd known since his days of
youthful indiscretion that he had a preference for men,
but his marriage to Sharon had been a way for them to
avoid the issue.

Following the path Mulder had taken to leave the club,
he stopped suddenly at the turn of the bar, seeing
something out of the corner of an eye that made his
heart jump. He turned for a better look, and saw that
it wasn't just his on-edge imagination playing tricks
with him: Mulder was in the center of the dance floor
again, but this time not just dancing alone, and not
just putting on a show for Walter's entertainment
alone.

Skinner stood stock still as he watched Mulder dancing
with even more suggestive motions than he had at the
beginning of this strange night. Although Walter
couldn't believe it, the only word he could think of
for Mulder's appearance was "slutty". He knew
immediately that this time, Mulder wasn't out to please
him with his dancing skills: instead, all focus was on
running his half-naked body up and down and all around
another man, one Walter had almost mistaken for Willi
at first glance. This guy wasn't as big as Willi,
though, but he looked much rougher and meaner.

Walter's shock didn't paralyze him for long. He strode
through the crowd and grabbed Mulder by the arm, making
Mulder stop his dance and turn to look at him.

Mulder smiled victoriously at Skinner when their eyes
met.

"What the Hell are you doing?" Walter shouted, not only
to be heard above the music. Mulder's burly dance
partner puffed up even more, but Skinner shot a glance
at him that made the bigger man freeze on the spot.
"Back off, buddy, he's mine," Skinner spat as he
dragged Mulder away from the dancers and towards the
front door of the club.

Mulder didn't follow him easily. He even dragged his
heels enough that Skinner paused in their trek to the
outside, facing Mulder again once they were clear of
the densest part of the crowd.

"Just because we have a fight, you go off and throw
yourself at a stranger?" Skinner was beyond disbelief
that Mulder would act this way, after all they'd been
through together with their relationship.

That smug smile stayed on Mulder's face, unnerving
Skinner. "You said it yourself, Walter; this won't
work. Why should I waste my time with you, when there
are plenty of guys out there who would appreciate me
more?"

Walter didn't know what to say. He would never expect
Mulder to play this kind of game, to be so casual about
what they had together. They needed to get out of this
place, he thought. "We're going back to the hotel, and
we're going to talk about this," Skinner demanded,
taking Mulder's arm again and leading him roughly out
to the street.

Mulder seemed to get nervous as they got into the open
air, eyes darting about at first as if checking for
bystanders on the empty street. Still, he kept the
satisfied grin on his face.

"Let's talk over here, big fella," Mulder said softly,
yanking Skinner toward the alley between the club and
the neighboring building. For a moment, Skinner almost
thought this was some tasteless joke of Mulder's,
something like the kidnapping was with Willi and Mikki.
And whatever happened to their hosts, anyhow? Skinner
wondered.

Skinner cornered Mulder against one wall of the club so
he could be sure his wayward lover wouldn't be running
off to avoid any questions. "Okay, let's talk," he
said, taking a deep breath to try to calm the anger and
panic that was setting in. "Mulder, I don't understand
why you're doing this - maybe you've had too much to
drink, or someone slipped you something to make you act
crazy, I don't know - but you can't let this tear us
apart." Skinner's voice took on an almost imperceptible
shake as he said the last few words.

The infuriating grin stayed on Mulder's face. "No,
Wally dear, you had your chance, and now I'm off to
start having some fun for a change." The smile brought
a twinkle to Mulder's eyes as he added, digging in the
knife and twisting it, "You're not the best catch their
is out there, you know."

Skinner stepped back a pace, staring at Mulder in
wordless disbelief. Then they both heard someone
approaching from another accessway to the alley.

Both heads turned to see Mulder - or Mulder's double,
down to the bare torso and black leather pants - come
into view. The Mulder twin saw them and began running
toward them, yelling Walter's name. Skinner, the closer
of the two to the new Mulder, noticed first that this
one had a gun and was aiming it towards them.

"Walt, get away! That's not me!" the double said.

Skinner looked from one to the other, amazed at how
perfectly alike they were. This was not something he
saw every day; he was hit with a sense of unreality by
the extremely odd turn of events. Mulder was the one
who investigated X-Files cases...he was just the one to
sign the expense reports. He never actually had to
witness things like this.

Skinner positioned himself between Mulder A and Mulder
B, both keeping a few feet away from him. "So this is
the...the monster?" Skinner asked Mulder B, who nodded.

"Walter, he's lying," Mulder A charged. "How'd he get a
gun? You know I didn't have a gun tonight."

Walter looked to Mulder B for an explanation.

"I got the gun," Mulder B said, "from the body - or
what remains of the body - of our friend Willi. I
found him and Mikki both dead and hidden behind a
dumpster back there." He looked sad having to report
this. "I only recognized them from the clothes they
were wearing - there wasn't much of either of them
left. This beast," he said, waving the gun toward his
twin, "Must have killed them, and eaten them, to change
shape...to change shape to look like me."

"Walter, Walter," Mulder A piped in, sounding like his
patience was being tried. "I'm your real Fox. I know
all about you, about your out-of-body experience in
Viet Nam, about the avatar woman's spirit that haunted
you, about what happened with Sharon in the
hospital..."

"It's trying to get to you!" Mulder B interrupted.
"It's trying to instill fear into you. Walter, that's
what it needs to get its energy, it needs human fear to
stay alive! Now, get out of the way, Walter, and I'll
put an end to this!"

Skinner stood frozen, not knowing what to do. A moment
later, he backed out of the line of fire, turning
towards the second Mulder and closing his eyes so he
didn't have to see his lover, even a replica of him,
being shot.

The gun went off and hit its target - the creature
pretending to be Mulder. Skinner was slow to turn
around, still not wanting to see even the imitation
body of Mulder hit by a lethal gunshot. Mulder,
however, ran past him to the creature, which had
crumpled to the ground.

Mulder watched as his double, obviously in pain, gasped
and clutched at its chest where it had been hit.
Mulder began to reach out with his left hand, gun still
pointed in his right. As he did this, the creature
began to change. He saw it turn hairy, then slowly
sprout feathered wings and the beginnings of a long
tail. Lion's feet and talons made their appearance.
Then, finally, the creature dissolved into a black
liquid, puddling on the ground. It began seeping into
the porous cobblestones of the alleyway, leaving behind
only a dark stain on the ground.


***********

The next day
Hotel De Jantjes lobby
***********

"So, what if you had guessed wrong, Walt?" Mulder
asked, handing their bags one by one to a porter.

Skinner smiled. "I didn't guess wrong, Mulder...I
already told you last night, I knew it wasn't you
because I never told you about what happened with
Sharon at the hospital."

Mulder didn't want to let it go. "Yeah, but what if..."

"I would have lost the one person I wanted to share the
rest of my life with, Mulder," Skinner answered with a
sigh. "Now, shut up and go get our mail before we
leave."

Mulder grinned at Skinner's gruffness, and at the vocal
commitment Walter had just given to anyone within
hearing distance in the lobby. That included the
porter, the desk clerk, and four other guests who were
still lingering at the tables, finishing their
Continental breakfasts.

Both lovers paused to look around the large lobby,
noticing that everyone present was smiling at them
knowingly. /Ah, love in the springtime/, Mulder
thought, recognizing all their witnesses enjoyed seeing
it when it was obviously as deep as theirs.

Mulder stopped before turning around to get the mail.
"Uh, Walt, why would we get mail here? No one even
knows we're here, right?"

Skinner looked impatient. "Just go get it," he said,
hands dramatically placed on hips but a hint of
mischief showing in his eyes.

Mulder sighed and turned to the desk. "Okay, you're the
boss," he said, and stepped up to the long wooden
counter where mail slots were housed. He gave their
room number to the clerk, and was surprised to have an
express delivery envelope handed over - apparently
having arrived just that morning.

"Open it," Walter said, controlling a grin.

Inside Mulder found their cleared wedding permit -
okayed by their host government more than three weeks
earlier than expected. Mulder stared at it in
disbelief, then looked up at Skinner, who was busy
chuckling.

"Did you know?" Mulder asked, seeing Walter nod. "But
how...?"

Walter quieted his laughter enough to explain the
surprise. "I guess I've been hanging around you too
much, Mulder...I went to your 'secret sources' to get
some help."

Mulder came to stand close to Walter, lowering his
voice. "You mean...?"

Walter nodded again, lowering his voice, as well.
After all, the walls have ears. "You guessed it. The
other day, while you were off looking for leads on the
case, and I was back here making calls, I got in touch
with a little fellow named Frohike," he said. "That's
a good guy to have on your side, Mulder - he and his
partners hacked into the Amsterdam City Hall records
and got things...speeded up a bit."

Mulder shook his head, grinning and staring down at the
paper that said they could be married under the law.
Too bad it was all written in Dutch, though - but he
did recognize it as a wedding license. And it was
theirs.

"So we're going to do it - with the papers to back it
up, right?" he asked, Skinner nodding as he said it.

"We'll get the cab loaded up, and head straight for
City Hall to have a standard ceremony before our flight
home," Walter said. "Sorry we can't do it up big the
first time, but I thought it would be best to save that
for when we get back to D.C.. We'll have to do some
explaining to a few people, too," he added.

Mulder was the one to nod now. It wasn't going to be
easy, and their lives probably would never be the same
again, but he knew this was the right thing for them to
do. They would no longer lie about their love to
anyone.


***********
Somewhere in the Amsterdam sewers
***********

No Humans were there to witness the pool of black
liquid flow out of the filthy water and collect out of
nowhere on a patch of cement beside the underground
river. The puddle came together, forming tighter,
gathering all of its strength into a small area.
Finally, it took shape, adopting the form of the most
common sewer inhabitant.

Its high-pitched squeaking echoed down the dark
tunnels.

***********

The end

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